Get Your Morning Laughs With These 12 Memes

It’s a bold claim to say that a collection of memes could make you laugh, even in the morning. Mornings are, after all, generally the worst.

But that’s why you need memes like these 12 – and why we’re so confident you’re going to love them.

12. I am shook.

They said exercise worked, but I mean.

11. Takes one to know one.

Tomorrow it will probably be you.

10. Why is this just so accurate.

Everyone will see themselves in this picture.

9. You gotta give them their props.

Because you’ve heard a lot of them.

8. Little dogs are so terrifying.

They bite more people than big dogs every year, fun fact!

7. I need the followup picture.

It won’t be pretty, but it will be funny.

6. This is a totally normal smile face, right?

Just be yourself, they said…

5. It really makes no sense.

And I would like to be able to summon my shoes. Among other things.

4. This frog should be a therapist.

Yes, I mean for humans.

3. This street is my jam.

Kind of like all of the old people who named their houses The Hermitage.

2. It’s not, but it should be.

The world’s troubles summed up in one image.

1. This girl is all of us.

It’s a mood and we’re here for it.

See, I promised you laughs! And laughs I delivered. Just like the meme master you all know that I am.

Did I deliver? Let us know in the comments – we want to know which was your favorite.

Thanks fam!

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Important Academic Lessons From the World of Tumblr

We could definitely learn things by “reading books” or “taking classes” or whatever, but wouldn’t it be more interesting to just scroll through Tumblr until we found some posts that taught us things?

That’s what I do, and now I have an absolute wealth of dubious, fascinating knowledge with which to annoy my friends at parties!

Check out these twelve incredible topics I learned all about from the Humans of Tumblr.

12. Psychiatry and diagnostics

Back in my day, we didn’t have all this dark matter! You kids and your quantum physics!

https://skylitreina.tumblr.com/post/146315694178/roachpatrol-jumpingjacktrash-lark-in-ink

11. Economic theory

Turns out very few of us are happy about anything ever but we all need money. Who knew.

https://sadurie.tumblr.com/post/121639171288/trashrabbits-me-writing-a-resume-hello-im-a

10. Psychology and mortification

This is literally why I cannot watch the first couple seasons of The Office.

https://thedeadflag.tumblr.com/post/619117487517253632/kelssiel-ahaze-vaspider-robotmoxie

9. Currency and debt

It’s almost like we have a system designed to make money trickle up.

https://reesa-chan.tumblr.com/post/169572335264/robstmartin-wagecucks-oh-boy-its-a-fucking

8. Personal motivation

The voice in our head has much to teach us, and I don’t wanna hear a word of it.

https://fauxkaren.tumblr.com/post/155830123889/beyoncepatronus-me-about-to-sleep-my

7. Mexican-Japanese history

I smell a smash hit HBO series in the works.

https://mckitterick.tumblr.com/post/157849162740

6. Biblical literature

Blessed are the meek, for they will have righteous gains.

https://perpetualbbps.tumblr.com/post/145651049389/neutralnewt-bombchel534-why-jesus-ripped

5. Marketing and sexuality

Come on Barbie, let’s go party.

https://muffinsandmatriarchy.tumblr.com/post/159835017105/m00nqueer-ok-this-is-earring-magic-ken-who-was

4. Photography and cultural etiquette

I would buy rice from this man any day of the week.

https://notthatcrowley.tumblr.com/post/156974614674/libertybill-glumshoe-fearwax

3. Literary analysis

Once upon a time…

https://queen-erika-the-songful.tumblr.com/post/190262190610/i-think-now-that-were-in-2017-we-can-stop

2. Locomotion and human enterprise

Can’t stop won’t stop.

https://abstractandedgyname.tumblr.com/post/167895538446/the-universe-okay-youre-a-human-i-gave-you

1. Grammatical structure

I’m going to need this entire post to just get out.

https://hugealienpie.tumblr.com/post/146517700301/thechubbynerd-just-shower-thoughts

I think this list basically counts as some kind of undergraduate degree. You’re welcome.

What’s the most interesting thing you’ve learned on the internet recently?

Tell us in the comments.

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Tumblr Posts That Are Just Too Good Not to Share

If you printed out the text from every Tumblr post ever written, in single-spaced ten point font, I would slap you very hard, because you would have wasted an enormous amount of energy and resources and we have to take better care of our planet than that.

Shame on you. Why would you even think of such a thing?

Anyway, here are ten of the best Tumblr posts never printed.

10. So bright they called him son

Soon the dad joke will encompass all. Hail its mighty coming.

https://profmeowmers.tumblr.com/post/152875669234/theroguefeminist-gooberascendant-gorgoon

9. Prelude to the breakdown

You don’t need to wait to fix something until it’s all the way broken.

https://jakkusan.tumblr.com/post/190512884968/thingsididntknowwereerotic-myriadsubtletiess

8. A heated argument

The tension is getting toasty.

https://rogha.tumblr.com/post/190513093227/dykeceratops-twerkyvulture-twerkyvulture

7. Killer Queen

Making the rest of us look bad since 1970.

https://lickthemagaindeacy.tumblr.com/post/622560551862747136/an-astrophysicist-a-biologist-an-electrician-and

6. Never the twain shall meet

The juice is loose and it really needs to not be.

https://earthicandunce.tumblr.com/post/183388164964/m4ge-gemineyyes-m4ge-m4ge-i-hate-the

5. Mr. Mean

Look at his weird little eyes. He’s a stone cold killer.

https://mister-clean-official.tumblr.com/post/627449956238819328/tilthat-til-bacteria-scream-when-they-die-via

4. It’s a living

Why should EVERYBODY get to have things?

https://naniiebim.tumblr.com/post/179445275503/femoids-detrea-the-premise-of-minimum-wage

3. What a waste

Both of them are extremely stoned in this exchange.

https://alicesadventuresintherye.tumblr.com/post/98446424597/sometimes-im-ernie-sometimes-im-bert

2. Over the moon

Still more likely than the Kubrick theory.

https://theheartchoice.tumblr.com/post/615194236639461376

1. Spot the plant

Millions of years of evolution just to hide your true self? Don’t be like that.

https://carasynthias.tumblr.com/post/624451862505111552

Fun fact: If you printed out all ten of those Tumblr posts, you could put them on the fridge and make your family worry just a little bit more about you.

What’s your favorite kind of thing to find on Tumblr?

Tell us all about it in the comments.

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Enjoy These Simply Wonderful Tumblr Posts

You could spend a lifetime scrolling through Tumblr and still only make it through a tenth of the Sherlock fan fiction alone. There’s such an incredible wealth of weirdness on this world wide website that no mere mortal could hope to scratch the surface, but that won’t stop us from gathering up a few of the best bits for your reading pleasure.

Enjoy these ten Tumblr posts that really stand out from the crowd.

10. The times, they are a’changing

“Anything that’s invented between when you’re fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it.
Anything invented after you’re thirty-five is against the natural order of things.” – Douglas Adams

https://zestycactus.tumblr.com/post/159398647294/lerios-proof-that-someone-has-bitched-and-will

9. Providing aid

I’ve never met a meta joke I didn’t like.

https://legend-of-sora.tumblr.com/post/163100923235/insomination-a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy-took-a

8. Yo ho, yo ho

It’s not really $600 anymore, it’s more like $30 a month for the rest of your life.

https://aphony-cree.tumblr.com/post/165870411729/onward-to-victuuri-xromanticalityx

7. Don’t be shellfish

Why is it that we never learn these lessons?

https://thesaltiestseaman.tumblr.com/post/182142441587/the-darkest-of-souls-hyrude-ive-eaten-shrimp

6. Get up and go

Get you a man who will fetch brain chemicals.

https://feenyxblue.tumblr.com/post/188983937451/hes-a-little-confused-but-hes-got-the-spirit

5. The brightest minds

Sounds like a one of the lesser-known Twilight Zone episodes.

https://notchicken.tumblr.com/post/161068861016

4. Meet cute

Hate to be a pedant but this would technically make them a background performer.

https://theghoulnebula.tumblr.com/post/140245476848/onepieceistruepain-elmify-elmify-i

3. Off the charts

Numbers don’t lie.

https://shittymoviedetails.tumblr.com/post/620465569074921472/the-universe-decides-to-punished-humanity

2. Take it back

We should 100% be able to tell the algorithm we didn’t mean it.

https://arushi.tumblr.com/post/181283991557/gods-little-punk-there-should-really-be-a

1. Let’s get high…drated

John Mulaney will go to his grave confused. It will be hilarious.

https://rockboci.tumblr.com/post/190308156353

Ten posts down, eleventy billion to go.

What are your favorite types of things to find when you scroll through Tumblr?

Tell us in the comments!

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Posts That Are Really Sweet in Only the Way Tumblr Can Pull Off

Sometimes, Tumblr has its own brand of sweet. It’s the kind of sweet that can go from extremely gentle to the toughest love at the drop of a hat, but then it will kindly pick your hat back up, brush it off, and hand it to you with an interesting, probably inaccurate factoid about haberdashers.

What I’m saying is that it’s a place that will play with your feels in a pretty fascinating way.

Here are ten examples of what I’m talking about. Ten sweet and sweet-ish posts for you to drop your hat to.

10. Eye see you

This is probably the most genuinely sweet post in the set.

https://hem1ock.tumblr.com/post/171226685786/theres-a-new-girl-in-my-kindergarten-class-whos

9. Mental health tips

Or maybe I should say “METAL health tips.”

https://mckitterick.tumblr.com/post/160984580475

8. Be kind, rewind

Whatcha gettin’ all wound up about, friend?

https://rogha.tumblr.com/post/188534476137/dolcifool-anime-the-fault-in-our-balls

7. Couldn’t make it

Our thoughts and prayers go out to you in this time of need.

https://ezz-the-spooplord.tumblr.com/post/161351646684/dongboss-i-got-my-wisdom-teeth-removed-today

6. Our cross to bear

She gave all nine of her lives for us.

https://hellotailor.tumblr.com/post/166121133847/when-i-was-a-child-my-cat-died-and-the-only-way-i

5. Be your own boss

F*** me, I don’t do what I tell me!

https://seesalt.tumblr.com/post/160860320288/me-im-gonna-set-a-personal-deadline-me-to-me

4. Under the feels

This is me when I am even slightly criticized.

https://abd-illustrates.tumblr.com/post/133716413815/bogleech-dont-feel-bad-if-youre-sensitive-to

3. Gotta go slow

I think this is berry cute.

https://happydiethylether.tumblr.com/post/55487054148/if-youve-been-having-a-bad-day-heres-a-hedgehog

2. Weird at first sight

Don’t hide your love from the world

https://theorigamiphoenix.tumblr.com/post/171926091415/lmaonade-i-really-really-try-hard-to-avoid

1. Business children

Aw, that’s absolutely terrifying.

https://shapeshiftinterest.tumblr.com/post/159404545902/agender-plant-sharingwritingprompts-a-huge

We hope those sweet and sweet-ish posts put a little pep in your step. Remember to share the love today – everybody could use a little bit of a boost.

What’s your favorite kind of content to find on Tumblr?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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People Share “Passive-Aggressive” Things That Take Life to a Whole New Level

Hi, there!

Wikipedia defines passive-aggressive behavior as “a pattern of passive hostility and an avoidance of direct communication.”

In other words, it’s when you need to go on the attack without actually confronting anyone. It’s petty, it’s sly, and if you’re just observing rather than being on the receiving end, it can be downright hilarious.

Here are ten incredible examples from the wide world of Twitter.

10. Drive on by

What in the hell kind of roadside madness is this?

9. It’s time to stop

This is an alien trying to disguise itself as an Earth sign and you can’t convince me otherwise.

8. I must confess

This is why Protestants just skipped the middle man.

7. The s**t is bananas

I don’t find this behavior appealing in the slightest.

6. The terrible twos

Psh. You call THAT a pothole?

5. Over the line

Timmy Turtle says “Use your damn eyes.”

4. High art

Is this Banksy?

3. Bed side manner

You’re in double trouble because your side is trapped against the dang wall.

2. Sick burn

You ever see something and just say to yourself “Glad I’m not in that relationship?”

1. He’s my witness

When even the robot in your pocket gets tired of trying to make you live right.

Remember, conflict is best resolved through direct and level-headed communication. But that’s also way less funny so if you’re gonna be slick, take pictures. Come on, don’t be selfish, we wanna get in on this.

Have you been the writer/receiver of any passive-aggressive nonsense lately?

Dish it out in the comments.

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Weird and Funny Tumblr Posts to Make You Laugh

What are you really gonna get when you open up Tumblr?

Nobody knows. It could be literally anything.

Imagine a thing so weird that it couldn’t possibly show up. That’s what you’re going to find. Imagine something so mundane that you can’t even think of it.

That’s there as well.

It’s a marvelous random crapshoot and I couldn’t possibly live without it.

Here are ten prime examples of random Tumblr that will make you say “What?”

10. Cutting wit

The future is coming spoon.

https://lumpatronics.tumblr.com/post/166801087124/the-porter-rockwell-nooniebaddass

9. Curse of the too much free time

“Bobby did you ruin my good amulet AGAIN?”

https://mystery-moose.tumblr.com/post/171345693434/maxiesatanofficial-you-ever-think-about-the

8. Nosedive

These new safety measures are really state of the art.

https://thetomska.tumblr.com/post/626198887861977088/vantwinblade-i-hate-you-all

7. Note to self

This is what Skyrim was designed for.

https://mystery-moose.tumblr.com/post/163270586154/darkvioletcloud-han-j1-darkvioletcloud-im

6. A brush with comedy

Is this the Seinfeld dentist in real life?

https://viria.tumblr.com/post/176301653338/spectralserval1138-filledwiththislight

5. A page out of history

My amusement cannot be found.

https://dedalvs.tumblr.com/post/158137313737/gomu-gomu-no-life-dggeoff

4. A strange meating

When will people “learn” that you “shouldn’t” use “quotation marks” for “emphasis.”

https://a-trex.tumblr.com/post/177745006549/msflamingo-today-in-questionably-placed-quotation

3. Cold truths

2020 Olympics: who can stay inside the longest without screaming?

https://2460ugh.tumblr.com/post/170943891534/legionoftuna-lesbuchanan-summer-olympics-who

2. Sweet release

What’s your religion, mine’s whatever this is.

https://otherwindow.tumblr.com/post/164209117435/charlesoberonn-writing-prompt-s-reincarnation

1. Mystical powers

Take a rock on the wild side.

https://morticious-delicious.tumblr.com/post/165992004222/crystals-for-banishing-someone

There may not be much of a rhyme or reason to what we find on Tumblr, but at least it’s always interesting. How many places on the internet can you really say that about? We need the weird. We need the interesting. We gotta keep it alive. Keep doing what you do best, Humans of Tumblr.

What’s your favorite kind of stuff to find on Tumblr?

Tell us in the comments.

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Posts About What a Bummer It Is to Be an Adult

Man…being an adult kind of…really sucks…right?

You spend your entire adolescence anticipating the days when you can be out on your own and you can do what you want, when you want…and then you get there and you say to yourself…this is it?

Sure, there are some good aspects of it, but non-stop responsibilities, non-stop bills, and non-stop headaches can really get to you after a while.

And that’s when you end up crying in the fetal position on the floor once a week. I call it my “Power Hour.” It’s very refreshing, you should give it a shot.

Anyway, enjoy these funny posts about adulting and just try to do your best out there, okay?

Let’s take a look.

1. You know you do!

Or you have Home Advil and Car Advil.

2. What’s that like?

I honestly have no idea…

3. It’s a bummer, huh?

Didn’t see this coming…

4. Oh, no!

It’s never too late to try to shed those pounds.

5. You’re an ADULT.

Does this describe you?

6. I don’t think you’re doing anything wrong.

I’m just being honest…

7. Wouldn’t that be nice?

I don’t think it’s gonna happen, but still…

8. What kind of drugs are we talking about?

I got the good stuff! The Prilosec!

Photo Credit: pleated-jeans

9. My money went up in flames.

That didn’t last very long.

Photo Credit: pleated-jeans

10. Ummmm…I’m not doing those things.

But maybe someday?

Photo Credit: pleated-jeans

11. Where did all of it go?

I don’t know what to say anymore…

Photo Credit: pleated-jeans

12. You’re telling me.

Especially the pants part…

Photo Credit: pleated-jeans

13. Oh, sh*t…forgot about that.

This is always the worst.

Photo Credit: pleated-jeans

Now we’d like to hear from all the readers out there.

In the comments, tell us how you’re holding up and let us know how this whole “adulting” thing is working out for you.

Hang in there! We’re all gonna be okay!

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Cat Posts That We Think You’re Gonna Love!

There’s only one way to say this: you NEED to see these cat posts.

We don’t want to hear any arguments. We don’t want to hear any sassy backtalk. We’re just demanding that you (and probably your friends and family) look at these posts about cats.

Because they are hilarious, delightful, and totally wholesome! And who doesn’t need a little bit of that in their lives right now, ya know?

So sit back, relax for a few minutes, and enjoy these stellar posts about those hilarious and strange animals that we share our lives with.

Let’s check it out!

1. Happy birthday, Meatball!

20-years-old and still going strong.

My sweet old Meatball celebrated a milestone birthday today ❤ from aww

2. Part of the family now.

I love seeing this!

Adopted a kitten, it seems he’s fitting in just fine. Or maybe a little too well ? from cats

3. You must watch this video.

And you’ll probably watch it over and over.

4. Oh, really?

He changed his tune on this one.

2 months ago: “we absolutely are not getting a cat.” Now:[REPOST] from cats

5. Hangin’ on tight.

Best friends forever.

the only boy who likes being around me this much from cats

6. This is incredible.

They can see you FROM SPACE.

7. No, we all feel that way.

They sure are adorable.

Is it just me or are cat paws like the cutest thing? from cats

8. That’s a lot of toes!

And that’s a good-looking cat!

Our cat, waffles. Total 25 toes. from cats

9. They’ve captured my heart.

Well, this is adorable.

I got the cutest photo of these two foster babies several weeks ago. from aww

10. What are you doing up there?

Well, since you’re here…

11. I would like to play with this cat.

I can say that with confidence.

12. Oh…there you are…

Anything else I can get for you?

13. I needed to see this! I did!

And I thank you for it!

Now we want to hear from all you wonderful folks out there!

In the comments, share a photo of your cat and tell us a little bit about them!

We can’t wait to meet these amazing felines! (And we’re sure that you’re amazing, too…).

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Funny and Accurate Tweets About Trader Joe’s Employees

I love Trader Joe’s. But, I have to admit that I don’t go nearly as much as I should. The nearest one to me isn’t very far at all, but it’s in a sort of weird complex and the parking there is a total nightmare.

I wanted to go about a week ago, but because of the pandemic they’re only letting a certain number of shoppers in at a time and when I drove by, the line to get inside was all the way around the block. Who has time for that?

Not this guy! But I’ll be back…oh, I’ll be back…

Enjoy these tweets!

1. It tends to get very emotional in there.

Meet your new therapist!

2. I’m still waiting!

This is totally on point.

3. That was a bad date…

Sorry about that…

4. I need to see them again!

And maybe get their number?

5. That’ll show him!

Everyone is in love with their cashiers.

6. They are very delightful people.

Why can’t I be like that…?

7. Yeah, that can get kind of ugly.

Well, what are you gonna do, right?

8. I need you in my life!

And I want you at my wedding!

9. It happens every time!

You know it and I know it.

10. That is HOT.

I bet you woke up covered in sweat.

11. Hahaha. You know this would happen.

The robber got bag-shamed.

12. Decisions, decisions…

This is always a tough choice.

Anyway, the point is that Trader Joe’s is pretty awesome and it has a sort of cult following not only because of the good deals and good products, but because the employees make you feel so welcome and are some of the friendliest folks around.

Have you ever had a bad experience with a Trader Joe’s employee? Especially in the check-out line? Are you a Trader Joe’s fan? Or maybe you’re even a Trader Joe’s FANATIC?

Sound off in the comments and tell us what you love so much about this one-of-a-kind grocery store.

We can’t wait to hear from you!

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