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Random Tweets That Made Us Seriously Chuckle

Get ready to smile and get ready to possibly even GUFFAW.

Yeah, that’s right, we’re here today to make you laugh your butt off with some carefully curated tweets that we are 100% positive will brighten your day in a major way.

What else can you ask for, really?

So let’s jump in feet first and let the laughing begin! Enjoy!

1. This wasn’t part of the deal.

Hold on just a second!

2. They really need to figure that out someday.

It is quite ugly.

3. This is very true.

Put that down and back away. Slowly.

4. That doesn’t sound like a real excuse.

Are you trying to get one over on me?

5. Good question…

Let’s sit down and try to talk this one out.

6. You are really something else!

Did you just hear that?!?!

7. I think it’s the big one on the left.

But that’s just a guess.

8. That’s the way it works.

Don’t let your friend down, okay?

9. That’s a good life plan.

I’m on board with you!

10. Wow. That is a total disaster.

Well, now you’re stuck with it.

11. Those don’t seem like a good idea.

We need OPEN AIR, people.

12. Seriously, make it worth his while.

This is a really good point.

Those sure hit the spot!

And now we want to hear from you.

In the comments, share some funny stuff that you’ve seen on social media lately.

We want memes, tweets, jokes, photos, etc.

Do you think you got some good stuff for us! Well, bring it on!

Please and thank you!

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Recent Tweets That Are Definitely Worth a Giggle (Or Two)

If you’re on the search for a list of tweets that will elicit a smile, a giggle, or even a full-on laugh, look no further – because we think these 16 people have hit the nail on the head.

Whether you’re looking for parenting funnies or just plain ol’ life hilarity, we think you’re going to find it here!

16. That vampire thing is really working for him.

It’s not all bad. I’m just saying.

15. Too many days that have gone like this.

We mean to work…

14. It really is weird to think about, isn’t it?

I don’t think this should be possible?

13. Dare you to unsee it now.

You can’t. I know.

12. True story.

Don’t think about it too hard or you’ll cry.

11. I would take that deal every day of the week.

Unless it was like, my best friend. Then, no.

10. When the perfect visual pops up.

You have to share it.

9. It’s definitely goals.

For everyone involved, to be honest.

8. This isn’t normal?

I think this is normal.

7. He cannot compute.

What to do? WHAT TO DO?

6. I fail to see the issue.

That’s why we like it, right?

5. It’s so much worse than you’re imagining.

Honestly, and I was expecting bad.

4. Ahaha that’s funny.

I don’t care who you are.

3. If you know, you know.

If you don’t, I just can’t explain it.

2. I could watch this over and over.

I need to know what happened after.

1. It must be like losing your head a bit.

Like, into another dimension.

 

Did we do well?

Please, tell us which were your favorites in the comments!

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Funny Tweets That’ll Make You Holler

Ready to have some good, quality laughs?

Actually, are you ready to maybe even HOLLER?

Well, you’re in luck because we have a heaping helping of hilarious tweets that we just know you’re gonna love.

Let’s be honest: I need a break, you need a break, and the best way we can think to make that happen is with humor!

Are you ready? Let’s get it started!

1. This is not what I signed up for!

Maybe you can talk them into separate beds? Or even separate bedrooms…?

2. This is hilarious.

I’m glad someone captured it on film.

3. Praying to the Porcelain God.

When’s the last time you overdid it like this?

4. You don’t think you’re like other guys?

Okay, if you say so…

5. I can’t believe you fell for that!

Boy, are you gullible!

6. Not a big fan of the beach.

Get her back to her cardboard box!

7. You gotta get creative these days.

Staying positive and testing negative.

8. The ultimate mash-up.

Get some chicken and some lipstick. Perfect!

9. I can’t handle this anymore!

You’re walking a fine line…and your sanity is at stake.

10. This is pretty brutal.

We will pray for you…

11. You should have worn a hat.

Or maybe even a mask…

12. I fully support this.

I’m thinking about a new last name, too…Lazer?

13. You did it again, didn’t you?

When are you gonna learn your lesson?!?!

Okay, now we want to hear from you.

In the comments, share something really funny that you’ve seen on social media lately.

We want tweets, jokes, memes, photos, etc. Thanks a lot!

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Hilarious “This Can’t Be the Same Brain” Tweets That We Think You’ll Enjoy

Can anyone explain what is happening to OUR BRAINS these days?

I’m not even a Millennial, but I can relate to all of these young folks and how they are having a hard time grasping how and why their mental faculties are not as sharp as they used to be.

Hence, we’ve been give the gift of the “This Can’t Be the Same Brain” phenomenon that is sweeping the Twitter-verse.

Hey, we’re living through very tough times and all. kinds of Millennials are taking to social media to make funny observations about how they’re having a hard time dealing with their brain drain.

Let’s take a look at what they had to say.

1. You better believe it is.

It’s all downhill from here.

2. No Math! No more!

I really can’t handle this kind of stuff at my age…looks like I’m not alone.

3. Oh, it’s the same brain alright…

You just aren’t sure what happened to it…

4. That was very fast…

Not so much anymore, though.

5. Remember when?

Not gonna happen anymore.

6. Your brain is now mush.

Get used to it!

7. Had a lot of energy back then.

Now…it’s almost nap time.

8. That’s impressive!

But now it’s OVER.

9. You were at the top of your game.

That was then, this is now.

10. Don’t even talk to me about the TI-82.

Brings back terrible memories.

11. That wasn’t that long ago!

So your brain went downhill very quickly, huh?

12. When you were on top of the world.

We like to call them “glory days.”

How about you?

Does your brain seem to be melting down on you lately?

Talk to us in the comments and let us know how it’s all working out for you lately! We can’t wait to hear from you!

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Funny and Accurate Tweets About Married Life

Oh, marital bliss…

If you’ve tied the knot (maybe more than once), you know that it’s never exactly like you thought it would be like AND there are some things about marriage that are just universal.

I’m referring to the bickering, arguing, and disagreements mostly. You know the good stuff!

Are you ready to laugh at some very accurate tweets about marriage that will most likely look pretty familiar? Go ahead and get started now!

1. You’re in HUGE trouble.

I think you need to change your name and leave the country.

2. Sounds like a blast.

I can’t wait to get married!

3. You’ll be hearing those sounds for many years.

So make sure you do your homework, okay?

4. This is my work outfit now.

Hey, I’m doing the same thing these days!

5. That was NOT flirting.

I’m sorry if you were confused.

6. That’s…not what I meant…

He was talking about a different kind of fan…FYI…

7. He really should not have said that.

And he will be missed…

8. What does that one mean?

How about that one?!?!

9. Terrible move, buddy.

You probably shouldn’t do that again.

10. Here comes the Prime van again!

He knows your house well, doesn’t he?

11. That sounds impossible to me.

What planet are you from?

12. We’ll be doing this together.

That sounds fun for him.

13. He’s a very mature man.

I like his style. Tell him that for me, okay?

Do those tweets ring true, or what?

Now we want to hear from you!

In the comments, tell us something funny or totally annoying and ridiculous that your partner has done lately.

Please and thank you!

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Hilarious Tweets to Help Lift Your Dark Mood

Do you feel like you’ve been walking around with a dark cloud hanging over your head lately?

If so, you’re not alone! We’ve all been putting up with a lot of dark things this year and I think it’s safe to say we could all use a break. A BIG one.

So what can we do about that…?

I know! How about we dive into some hilarious tweets that are sure to put you (and us) in a better mood?

That’ll do the trick! Let’s get started right now!

1. Just throw them off a little bit.

You really think they hate you…?

2. I think I saw Stand by Me too many times…

I figured there would be leeches everywhere.

3. How is my pet supposed to come up with that dough?

Doesn’t seem fair…

4. Over and over again in your head.

But they don’t occur in reality, do they…?

5. Sounds like a deal!

Have you found any takers on this idea yet?

6. Yes, I can multitask.

No problem at all!

7. You really just turned him (and me) on.

Thank you for that!

8. It’s time to get ‘er done.

I’m very proud of you!

9. Seriously…how’d you get that gig?

I think I have a good idea of how that worked out…

10. Wasn’t messing around.

They’re very passionate about hot dogs over there.

11. They know what’s up.

And us adults have absolutely no clue.

12. Keep it down out there!

This is 100% accurate.

13. That was nice of you to help out.

It’s called being a good citizen.

Now I’m in a much better mood!

And now it’s your turn!

In the comments, please share some funny stuff that you’ve seen lately on social media that really made you laugh.

Thanks a lot!

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Hilarious Tweets to Help Relieve Your Extreme Boredom

Have you been bored lately?

I know I sure have!

Hey, it’s pretty boring right now with a lot of places closed and not being able to get together in big groups. So we need to have some fun in other ways…and we like to do it with hilarious tweets!

Y’all ready for this? Let’s do it!

1. He used to be so good at this…

What really happened to Waldo?

2. It’s all true.

Give it a shot sometime!

3. Are you sure about that?

They’re the life of the party!

4. I’m not sure that I belong here.

You, sir, are an imposter!

5. Really doesn’t seem fair, does it?

A lot of ladies out there are really suffering.

6. What do I do? WHAT DO I DO?

Just hide inside and never leave your house again.

7. You just sealed the deal with her.

That’s how you show off your intellect.

8. I’m on board with this idea.

I still don’t know if this would actually help more people read books…

9. Get back here!

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with that.

10. It’s about to be payback time.

They’re in for a big surprise.

11. Where’s my special place?

I mean, I’ve heard it over and over for many years.

12. This is kind of depressing.

Not in a good place…

13. You should be mortified.

This is absolutely outrageous.

14. I like that, too.

I wasn’t sure what to do…

Now it’s your turn!

In the comments, share some funny stuff with us that you’ve seen online lately.

We’re looking for memes, tweets, photos, jokes, etc!

Please and thank you!

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Tasty Tweets to Satisfy Your Appetite

I think it’s safe to assume that you are STARVING.

No, not starving for actual food! I’m talking about tweets, friends!

Because, believe it or not, they are good for the soul and the really good ones will NOURISH you. It’s all true.

And if you want to do a little experiment, dive into the tweets below and just try to tell me that they didn’t satisfy you 100%…go ahead, I’ll wait…

Let’s take a look.

1. That was a good move.

More people should be doing this with their pets.

2. You’re in luck!

And you don’t really have any choice in the matter.

3. I’ve never heard that one before.

But, there’s a first time for everything!

4. You did the right thing.

I would’ve followed the same plan of action.

5. He already knew.

This guy is a real know-it-all.

6. I wonder if this works…

I guess it’s worth a shot, right?

7. Seriously. You didn’t know this?

Get with the times!

8. There are a lot of shoes along the highway…

Have you ever noticed that before?

9. No, that’s just how he really looked.

Wow! Really?

10. I can’t believe he fired her.

Seems totally reasonable to me.

11. Sounds good in theory, I guess.

In practice? Not so much…

12. These names are out of control.

And I don’t think we should stand for it anymore.

13. Yeah, I’ve noticed that, too.

It seemed so easy!

How about you?

What have you seen on social media lately that made you laugh?

Well, don’t keep it to yourself! Share all the good stuff with us in the comments.

Thanks!

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Funny Posts for All the Animal Lovers Out There

Hey, all you animal lovers, we have a sneaking suspicion that these tweets are gonna be right up your alley.

Why, you ask?

Because they’re all adorable, funny, and they’ll reinforce what all of us already know: our pets are the best part of our lives! But you already knew that, right?

Of course, you did! Now enjoy these tweets!

1. Who can take you seriously?

Your cat might want to look into buying some boots…just an idea…

2. This is really wonderful.

And I think you’re going to agree with me.

3. What is this life?

What does it all mean?

4. Why are you such a weirdo?

Care to explain yourself?

5. You just made a new friend!

This is the wholesome content I needed today.

6. We’re here! But take your time!

Does this look familiar?

7. This is the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

I want to adopt this cat!

8. Well, at least the cat likes it.

As for the dog…I think we know the answer to that.

9. Don’t you roll your eyes with me!

You’re gonna get it now!

10. That is one crazy-looking cat.

And yes, it does look like Adam Driver.

11. Hahahahaha. Oh my…

This is something you don’t see every day.

12. I love how the cat scampers away at the end.

Pretty much sums it up, huh?

How about you?

Do you have any pets in your home?

If the answer is YES, please share some photos with us and introduce them to the world!

We can’t wait to meet all of them!

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Enjoy These Hilarious Tweets About Animals

We have a treat for you today!

I’m talking about some of the most quality animal tweets that I’ve seen in quite some time. Once you scroll through these great posts, I think you’ll have no choice but to agree with me…

Just trust me on this one, okay?

Take a few moments to yourself and enjoy these animal tweets!

1. Hahahaha. Wow. This is impressive.

You could see him all the way from space!

2. You know where this is going, don’t you?

It was a hit song back in the day, okay?

3. They might be re-enacting that scene from Dirty Dancing.

Could be the case, right?

4. I needed to see this. I DID.

I think you probably did, too.

5. I had to look twice at that one.

How about you?

6. I found this video to be very relaxing.

It really soothed my soul…

7. I think we all do.

And they sure do love it!

8. Is all of this for me?

One day it will all be hers…

9. Now this is some good stuff!

More of this, please!

10. I think this is a good idea.

We’re tearing down old statues anyway, right?

11. This dog is a true ARTIST.

It’s her time to shine.

12. That’s a very confident cat.

The dogs know who is really in power here.

13. There he is!

We were all very worried about you!

14. Not stuck, just enjoying the view.

So don’t be alarmed.

I can’t get enough of those animals!

And now it’s your turn!

In the comments, share some photos and some funny stories about your own cats, dogs, gerbils, birds, etc.

We can’t wait to meet YOUR pets.

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