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15 Funny Tweets That’ll Help You Forget About the Stress in Your Life

We’re all stressed out.

Let’s cut through the noise: there are a lot of bad things going on in the world, so it’s important to forget about work, family, and world events once in a while and just LAUGH.

Here are 15 tweets that should de-stress you – at least for a bit.

1. That didn’t work out.

2. NO NOISE WHATSOEVER.

3. That’s devastating.

4. I got it. This time.

5. Well…this is awkward.

6. Time to hit the road.

7. I don’t know why this is so entertaining.

8. Been there many times.

9. Time to end this story ASAP.

10. It’s not called YES-vember.

11. Good one!

12. In for a long day.

13. It’s very dangerous.

14. I’m not super, okay?

15. That is very difficult.

That sure did the trick for me!

Do you feel better?

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Enjoy Some of the Best Sex and Dating Tweets from the Last Decade

Relationships can be complicated, dramatic, and messy, but they can also be wonderful and fulfilling at the same time.

Real talk: we’re all obsessed with sex and love, so why deny it?

Let’s enjoy some tweets that went viral in a huge way.

1. There’s a scoreboard.

2. Looking to impress exactly one person.

3. Very specific.

4. Sounds very proper.

5. Thanks a lot…

6. Not like that.

7. A real romantic.

8. We’re really doing it!

9. You’re pretty much single.

10. You’re in too deep now.

11. Are you uncomfortable yet?

12. Yup, it’s dead.

13. Looking for some to do NOTHING with.

14. Well, this is a first.

15. Three stages of life.

Funny stuff, no doubt about it!

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15 Tweets for People Who Are Really Glad That Halloween Is over

Halloween…

Some people love it, some people HATE it.

(I can’t understand people in the latter category, but to each their own.)

I’m talking about Halloween. Which, in my humble opinion, is the greatest holiday ever invented.

But, like I said, some people don’t feel the same way that I do.

And the people behind these tweets are very happy that Halloween is over…until next year.

1. You’re over it?

2. There’s a lot of them out there.

3. “They’re so different.”

4. They’re gonna love it.

5. Sounds like a plan!

6. Don’t stress yourself out.

7. That’s how it works.

8. Can we put an end to this?

9. Blew it. Again.

10. You nailed it!

11. The whole month of October.

12. Probably shouldn’t wear that.

13. Stand strong.

14. This is not gonna do the trick.

How do you feel about Halloween? Are you on my team or are you with THE ENEMY?

Let us know in the comments!

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Funny Tweets to Take Your Mind off the Stress in Your Life

I need a little breather. A little break from the daily grind.

A few moments to clear my head and let all the stress

That’s what these tweets are all about!

1. Please cooperate with me.

2. I’m way down with this.

3. Brutal. BRUTAL!

4. I’ll get it this time.

5. Yin and yang.

6. What are you doing here at this hour?

7. Not helping all that much.

8. We need to get to the airport ten hours early.

9. Just call it Donald’s.

10. Too late now.

11. That’s your sign to get it over with, please.

12. Can’t wait for No-cember.

13. It’s true!

14. A feat of strength.

15. Nothing “super” about me.

De-stressed and loving it…for now…

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15 Hysterical Tweets from Women This Week

Ladies…are you ever gonna let up on the funny business?

I think we all know the answer to that one. It’s NO!

Absolutely not!

And here are 15 more examples of ladies bringing the house down.

1. That’s all I see, too.

2. Gonna be ugly this year.

3. That’s a pretty big bag.

4. I don’t think that’s gonna happen.

5. I feel you. BIG TIME.

6. Thank you?

7. A lot of Matts are causing problems out there.

8. Thanks a lot, parents.

9. Just go with it.

10. Gonna be an interesting Halloween.

11. This is hilarious.

12. On the offensive.

13. That person wins today.

14. I know I do.

15. We can all relate to this, right?

Ladies, keep on bringing that funny business to the masses!

Guys, let’s see if and when you can up your games!

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15 of the Funniest ‘What Idiot Called It…’ Tweets

Are you a “punny” guy or gal? Do you like to have a little bit of fun with words and language?

Then these tweets are definitely for you. There’s a joke that’s been going around for a while, asking “What idiot called it…” then punning your way into history. It’s one of those memes that unleashes all kinds of creative minds with hilarious ideas and responses.

Take a look and prepare to get wacky!

1. Trick or treatment.

2. I see what you did there…

3. Another gem right there.

4. Resisting a rest.

5. Ain’t that the truth?

6. Blue genes for the win.

7. I love this one.

8. Ring a ding ding.

9. Absolutely genius.

10. Thank you!

11. Go see the dogtor.

12. Crazy about the moon.

13. Climb on the boatercycle.

14. The work of a true artist.

15. And, let’s end with a real winner.

I must say, I am pretty impressed with this wordplay.

Do you have any solid contributions to this thread? Let’s see them in the comments!

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15 Funny Tweets That Should Put a Smile on Your Face

Life got you a little beaten down at the moment? Why the long face?

Well, I have just the thing.

Tweets! Funny tweets! Funny tweets that are gonna make you smile!

1. That’s never a good sign.

2. Five very solid films.

3. Read the whole thing…

4. Here we go…

5. A total failure.

6. Sad but true.

7. Hadn’t thought about that…

8. I like the sound of that.

9. Can you please stop eating?

10. You’re good, keep going.

11. They don’t exist.

12. I think you nailed it.

13. Here I am!

14. Who are you?

15. It’ll be an interesting day.

Is that a smile I see?

Good, then we did our jobs today!

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15 Funny “Can’t Unsee” Tweets That Are Very Accurate

Sometimes you see stuff that gets burned into your brain for the rest of your days. It’s not pretty, but you have to learn how to deal with it.

In the spirit of that fact of life, here are 15 tweets that point out things you can’t unsee.

I apologize in advance…

1. That’s Roland Rat!

2. Time for some stir fry.

3. Whoa! Mind is blown.

4. Poor big fella.

5. Why, Fred? Why?

6. This, I can deal with.

7. In the “A hole.”

8. That is eerily accurate.

9. Paging Jake Gyllenhaal.

10. Totally the same energy.

11. All the same moms.

12. Slack Quack. All day.

13. Well, that’s ruined now.

14. That’s pretty creepy.

15. One more for good measure.

Do you have any of your own things you can’t unsee?

Let’s hear about ’em!

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Women Will Probably Enjoy These “Men Have an Underdeveloped Frontal Lobe” Tweets

Guys are…not the smarter sex. We’re rude, crude, ignorant, and we should thank our lucky stars that the ladies put up with us at all.

This is especially true when we’re younger. But who am I kidding, a lot of us never grow up and our frontal lobes never fully develop like they’re supposed to by age 25.

What I’m trying to say is that we’re children.

Ladies, these tweets are for you.

1. Don’t hold your breath.

2. A long, long wait.

3. That’s being very generous.

4. Drop the zero, get with the hero.

5. It’s not my fault.

6. Might never happen.

7. Might not even happen then…

8. Wow. There’s that.

9. That’s your excuse?

10. Wish it was a better movie.

11. Times are tough.

12. Just like babies!

13. The ladies have it pretty rough.

C’mon guys, let’s get it together, okay?

Ladies, I apologize for all of us…

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15 Random Tweets That Might Make You Laugh

All of us need some funny randomness in our lives sometimes, and today is no exception.

These tweets are a real hoot, as you will shortly see.

So get ready to laugh, and remember, share these with your gals and pals!

1. Very different sisters.

2. Learnin’ that TikTok.

3. It was only the ice maker.

4. Two sides of the coin.

5. It was survival of the fittest.

6. That is something else.

7. Still in love!

8. She didn’t seem very phased by it.

9. Time for a new job.

10. Shot down!

11. Here comes the sh*t storm.

12. I don’t know what I’m doing.

13. Totally over it.

14. Poor little fella.

15. Might need a wardrobe change.

Ahhhh, those tickled my funny bone and did the trick.

Share some funny jokes or tweets with us in the comments. Let’s see what you got!

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