Guys are…not the smarter sex. We’re rude, crude, ignorant, and we should thank our lucky stars that the ladies put up with us at all.
This is especially true when we’re younger. But who am I kidding, a lot of us never grow up and our frontal lobes never fully develop like they’re supposed to by age 25.
What I’m trying to say is that we’re children.
Ladies, these tweets are for you.
1. Don’t hold your breath.
Can’t wait til boys are 25……….and that frontal lobe develops…. mmmmm
— eden semel (@EdenSemel) September 28, 2019
2. A long, long wait.
She died doing what she loved, waiting for his frontal lobe to develop.
— Father Sean Misty (@seanieviola) October 1, 2019
3. That’s being very generous.
fuck this 25 and frontal lobe fully developed shit. males aren’t ripe until 30. yup I said it. @ me.
— Kelsey Uhlich (@kelseyuhlich) October 1, 2019
4. Drop the zero, get with the hero.
oh ur bf has a great job, is 6'4, and has healthy coping mechanisms? well guess what honey, he's 24. and im 25. which means i have a fully developed frontal lobe and he doesn't ,
— kelbin (@pissboymcgee) September 30, 2019
5. It’s not my fault.
i didn’t ghost u it’s just my frontal lobe isn’t fully developed yet i literally forgot we were dating
— logan (@brainwxrms) October 2, 2019
6. Might never happen.
guys be like: “once my frontal lobe fully develops it’s over for you hoes”
bro you’ve been addicted to the juul for three years now and u go through a pod a day ur shit ain’t ever gonna fully develop
— father john mitski (@onlineryn) October 1, 2019
7. Might not even happen then…
Just found out that even though I’m tall, rich, and famous, i won’t get a gf because I’m only 22 and my frontal lobe won’t be fully developed for three more years pic.twitter.com/XppSUJSgIy
— Joey
(@joeygllghr) September 30, 2019
8. Wow. There’s that.
who needs a fully developed frontal lobe when u can just have a massive dong
— mate (@AlwaysAButt) October 1, 2019
9. That’s your excuse?
only 3 more years until my frontal lobe is fully formed and i have to stop cheating on my girlfriends
— kelly (@BoyYeetsWorld) September 30, 2019
10. Wish it was a better movie.
18-buy nicotine products
21-legally drink
25-fully devolved frontal lobe and low car insurance
Life’s really a movie— Ian Simpson (@IanSimpsonFr) September 30, 2019
11. Times are tough.
men ain’t even got a fully developed brain until they’re 25… you fuckin with a dude, whole time his frontal lobe missin!!! it’s an evil world we live in
— Courtney Cooper (@courtnxycoopxr) September 30, 2019
12. Just like babies!
setting my minimum bumble age to 25 so i only get dudes with that sweet, sweet developed frontal lobe
— skeleton army recruiter (@kbrocc) October 1, 2019
13. The ladies have it pretty rough.
that frontal lobe rlly be the source of our problems
— olivia mays (@_oliviamays) September 28, 2019
C’mon guys, let’s get it together, okay?
Ladies, I apologize for all of us…
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