Tweets That Wax Nostalgic for Old School Pizza Hut

2020 has unexpectedly given us time to look back at things we miss from childhood, and Pizza Hut as it used to be is one of them.

Yes, Pizza Hut is very much is still in existence. However, in decades past, it was a sit-down restaurant that was more slow service than fast food. Come with us to remember the sights, sounds, and smells of sizzling pizza in a cast iron pan, and ice-cold Pepsi, a yummy salad bar and hours of video game fun.

Let’s start with this delicious legend:

The restaurants looked a lot different.

We’d kill for one of these lamps!

They gave off that old school Italian restaurant vibe.

We can almost taste the macaroni salad side—yum!

These glasses kept your Pepsi extra cold too.

He’s right; it had a certain unforgettable taste to it.

Pizza Hut taught some of us how to read.

If you want to teach kids to read today, this is the way to do it!

You got a serious bang for your buck.

And all the video games you could possibly stand.

People that haven’t experienced old school Pizza Hut don’t know what they’re missing.

Even today’s Pizza Hut agrees. You know what you have to do guys!

There are so many things like this that we miss, we don’t even know where to begin. Wouldn’t it be great to revisit Pizza Hut as it was just one more time?

What are some places you’re nostalgic for? Let us know in the comments below!

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If You Work in the Cranberry Bogs, You Should Be Okay With the Wolf Spider Guards

Have you ever stopped to contemplate how cranberries are grown before they arrive on your dinner plate? If not, you are in for a treat.

It turns out that cranberries grow in bogs, which in and of itself sounds like the beginning of an odd but scary film.

Not only do cranberries grow in bogs, but the bogs themselves are closely guarded by one fearsome creature: the wolf spider.

Apparently this is common knowledge for people who are from Massachusetts, but for the rest of us… here’s the story.

It all started when someone innocently asked why cranberries are always shown growing in a big pit.

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For some of us, just the two words “The Bog” automatically conjures up images of, well, bog bodies. Yikes!

But apparently, The Bog is totally a thing. A Massachusetts thing.

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Apparently, cranberries grow in the bog when it’s unflooded. When they’re ripe, the bog is flooded and the berries are collected in these hoops.

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The bogs also have a useful little creature living within: the wolf spider.

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This is all well and good until it’s time to flood the bog and retrieve the berries.

It turns out there’s a reason cranberry spiders ask prospective employees if they’re comfortable with spiders, and it’s a pretty wild one.

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If you’re totally petrified at this point, don’t worry: you aren’t alone.

Can you believe wolf spiders are so hardcore? You really do learn something new every day.

Don’t forget to share this post with your friends, and let us know what you would do if a wolf spider climbed up your eyebrows in the comments!

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This Insulated Bowl Will Keep Your Ice Cream Cold For a Looooong Time

I find ice cream the perfect treat no matter what time of year it is, but if you’re someone who especially likes to enjoy a bowl at the height of summer, well…you know that can be hard.

You have to slurp it up super fast, and not really savor and enjoy your ice cream the way you should, because that darn sun is determined to melt it into sweet, fudge-striped milk as soon as possible.

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If the mere thought of such a tragedy makes you sad, take heart – someone has created an insulated bowl that keeps your ice cream cold for longer.

For $13, HOST’s Ice Cream FREEZE can be yours!

It’s a double-walled plastic bowl insulted with a cooling  gel that will keep what’s inside cool for hours – as long as you have it in the freezer at least four hours before you want to use it.

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The bowl is made from BPA-free plastic, has a silicone base that’s easy to hold onto, and holds 18 ounces of deliciousness.

So while ice cream is my go-to cold and frozen treat, the truth is that you could use it to serve anything you want kept cold. I think it would work perfectly at a picnic or outdoor gathering! Your fruit, hummus, guacamole, shrimp cocktail, etc, could stay perfectly chilled for the entire party!

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I don’t know about you, but this sounds like one of those little, inexpensive things that could really change the way you summer.

Off to buy myself a set of four!

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The “Real” Dangers of Black-Tiled Pools as Told by Folks on Tumblr

Some people are using black tiles to make their swimming pools look minimalistic, or like black holes, or some other reason fads start when regular swimming pools have been perfectly serviceable since forever.

If you’re thinking about getting one for yourself, well….you might want to read through this very informative (and hilarious) Tumblr thread first.

It began when someone posted a picture of black-tiled pools, praising the aesthetic. Someone replied, suggesting they use “that black material that absorbs all light” so they could “swim over the void” – presumably referring to Vantablack.

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To which, someone replied with a Doomsday script that is sure to attract Jerry Bruckheimer like white on rice.

In it, they began with the “fun fact” that Vantablack would heat up so quickly in the sun that the pool would soon boil anyone swimming in it.

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Then, they added the fact that boiling pool water would emit a chlorine gas that would eventually kill most of your town.

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And then continuing with the (fact?) that anyone who survived that would be turned into a flesh-craving zombie.

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Like, a real one.

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Some people can’t let anyone have any fun.

By the way that was all made up. Every single word of it.

How do we know? Oh, just a guess…

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Yes, they were just having fun. And we were having a little fun with you because, well, why not. It’s not like anything matters anymore anyway, right?

Did you think that science was legit? Imagine if it was!

Okay, I’ve got an idea for a new novel…

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This Restaurant in Texas Is Still Putting up Hilarious Signs During the Shutdown

They still got it!

I’m talking about the El Arroyo restaurant in Austin, Texas, a place that has been known for their hilarious signs out in front of their establishment for quite some time now.

And, since we’re obviously living in very strange times, the folks at El Arroyo have adapted their sign game to reflect the current times.

Their signs lately have focused on the pandemic and the shutdown in a very way that no doubt gives their customers and folks passing by a good laugh.

Let’s take a look at what they’ve been up to at the El Arroyo.

1. I don’t think you’re alone on this one.

People really love it! And they have nothing else to do!

2. This one is good.

Very clever, guys and gals!

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3. These are words to live by.

Thicc for the win!

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Love in the time of COVID ?

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4. That’s code for Covid.

And I like it!

5. I think we might have?

I can’t even keep track anymore.

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6. Did I say that out loud?

Be careful on your Zoom calls, people.

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Time for a “coffee” refill…

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7. I feel this deep in my soul.

Does this apply to you?

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Fattening the curve is going better than expected…

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8. Stay as far away from me as possible.

Can we agree on that? Where do I sign?

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Please maintain 6ft away from me forevermore.

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9. People are moving WAYYYY too slow.

Get out of my way!

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Brb speaking to the manager

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10. A sign of the times.

Mixing up the diseases.

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Call (512)474-1222 for inquiries. (And margaritas!)

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11. Ain’t that the truth?

Yeah, what happened to all those folks?

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Where’d the “he’s my everything” posts go

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12. Times have changed…

In a huge way.

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2021: Avoid ?s

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13. Ladies…is this true?

I think it’s probably true…

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Those are great!

Have you seen any funny business or church signs during the lockdown?

If so, please share them with us in the comments.

We’d love to hear from you!

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15 Times Replies Made a Post 100% Better

Once in a while, what makes a post truly legendary isn’t the post itself, but the response. I made a joke on Facebook the other day that I thought was pretty funny, but when a friend commented an absolutely perfect response, I conceded that “what I wrote was the setup and this is the punchline I didn’t even realize it needed.”

I think you could kind of say the same for these Tumblr posts. The original is fun, but the reply(s) make it clear that only through collaboration could the bit be complete.

15. Man up

“Well actually, I got these scars from…”

https://buckyflippingbarnes.tumblr.com/post/612132091483815936/incrediblysincere-muldertorture

14. Counter-arguments

Fine, have if your way.

https://democraticsenator.tumblr.com/post/611903684648026112/snaics-misterpoptarts-i-have-been-sitting-in

13. Can you back that up?

An important reminder in internet safety.

https://buckyflippingbarnes.tumblr.com/post/611632770644623360/deceptive-owls-guceubcuesu-ianthony475

12. Self-perpetuating

Ah, so this is sex.

https://kushfather.tumblr.com/post/610905421886128129/perkwunos-fawnbro-some-idiot-on-reddit-made-a

11. The fast and the furriest

Not how I intended to come out, but OK.

https://exo-chanyeollie.tumblr.com/post/611948050383060992

10. Not to be

Shakespeare was the original Tumblr?

https://democraticsenator.tumblr.com/post/612441695027658752

9. I’m in

Never color your password red.

https://oprah-winefreak.tumblr.com/post/612307775430836224/railroadsoftware-bidoof-this-is-my-favorite

8. Duty calls

Smart phones should just be called smarts at this point, we don’t need the phone part.

https://zac-afron.tumblr.com/post/611912899898785792/madz-the-3rd-caucasianscriptures-i-answer-for

7. Where are you?

(Make sure you look at the hashtag at the bottom)

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6. Hear my prayer

They were trying to have a sincere moment and you ruined it with your hilarious joke.

https://may.tumblr.com/post/190976053058/phallictunicate-ai-papi-dear-god-take-care

5. Tag lines

The call is coming from outside the house.

https://heliolisk.tumblr.com/post/190850953179

4. Thanks a lot, Obama

They have a special bond.

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3. Mountains of laughs

It just keeps getting better.

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2. Need vs want

Don’t tell them how to live their metal lives.

https://zackisontumblr.tumblr.com/post/189768113812

1. Tweet tweet, mother*****r

Now you’re speaking my language.

https://wanderrnest.tumblr.com/post/184458585602/blackboyjoy-mycaptaintazer-ive-never

Like a fine wine, only getting better as it ages and is passed from person to person. These Tumblr posts are the heirlooms I will give to my children.

What’s your favorite response you’ve seen lately?

Tell us in the comments.

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Want To Make Perfect Popcorn at Home? Get Out Your Aluminum Foil.

We can’t go to the movies right now, but that doesn’t mean you have to resign yourself to bad, bagged popcorn for the rest of your life.

Of course, we all know we can make popcorn at home, in a pot, but let’s be honest – you’ve probably never perfected that to the point you feel as happy with that bowl as the carton at the theater, right?

Well, that’s all about to change, my friend, whether you like yours simple – salt only – or enjoy loads of butter or spicing it up with different flavors, you only need one thing to make it perfect: aluminum foil.

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This YouTube video from Polygon video’s Brian David Gilbert introduces his “pepcorn,” a signature snack that uses Lao gan Ma chili crisp and gochugaru for a savory, spicy treat.

Now, you should try it as shown just to see if you like it (have an adventure in your kitchen, my friends!) but even if the interesting “pepcorn” flavors aren’t for you, the video includes the aluminum foil tip that will change the way you eat popcorn (however you like it) at home.

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Instead of putting a lid on his pot, Brian covers it with a sheet of aluminum foil stabbed with a knife.

That’s it. So simple, but transformative, I swear.

The perforated foil acts like a steam-release valve, allowing some to stay trapped inside while the excess is released and doesn’t drip back into the pot.

No messing with a lid that’s not perfectly ajar, no looking for a hot pad to grasp a steamy handle, no dripping boiling condensation onto your hand.

Yeah, it turns out Jiffy Pop was really onto something from the beginning.

You can use the foil hack with any stovetop popping routine, and you’ll have perfectly crispy, fluffy popcorn in no time!

If you try it (or the pepcorn) make sure to report back – I want to know how it went!

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Customers Treated a Server Poorly and Paid a Price for Their Actions

We hear all kinds of stories about customers who display lousy behavior—some get chastised for it, and some don’t.

The three women in the following story decided to treat a server poorly while on their lunch break and ended up suffering the consequences of that bad decision in a way they never saw coming.

According to a Reddit post, the trio decided to head out for sushi for lunch and displayed poor attitudes from the moment they stepped inside. A co-worker to the server in question tells the story:

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The ladies were impatient from the moment they sat down, to the point of even ignoring the restaurant’s signage.

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The waitress comes over to take to their orders, and it was evident they weren’t in a mood to be patient. They started giving her a hard time.

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The server is fair, but also doesn’t allow the customers to walk all over her. She serves them, but lets them subtly know their anger is not tolerated. They decide to talk to the owner as she listens.

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They leave the restaurant and mess for the employees and the owner to clean up. But they’re about to receive a shocking surprise.

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In that short amount of time, these three women took action that would change the course of their lives. And therein lies the lesson—treat everyone you meet with respect because you don’t know it will come back to bite you if you don’t.

The people who read this DEFINITELY had some similar stories about awful customers… and the sweet, sweet, revenge they exacted.

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And sometimes… revenge is NOT exacted.

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But then again… sometimes it is.

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Hey all you people who encounter awful customers… speak up! It likely will get them fired.

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Have you had experiences with rude customers? Did you get them fired?

Let us know in the comments below!

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Attention! Olive Garden Gives Alfredo Sauce Lovers the Menu of Their Dreams!

If you’re a pasta lover, then you’ve probably taken at least a few trips to Olive Garden. The Italian eatery offers a lengthy list of scrumptious dishes, but true pasta lovers know that you can’t go wrong with ordering anything topped with Alfredo sauce.

And if you’re a loyal lover of that creamy, delicious goodness, you’re in luck. Olive Garden recently announced a new Amazing Alfredo menu that hopefully tastes as good as it sounds.

Posted by Olive Garden on Tuesday, March 10, 2020

While the new menu will feature plenty of classic Alfredo-based dishes, the popular restaurant chain will also unveil some new offerings. Besides time-tested staples like Chicken Alfredo, Fettucini Alfredo, and Seafood Alfredo, customers can also delve into Steak Alfredo. The six-ounce sirloin comes topped with garlic herb butter, and of course, fettuccine Alfredo.

Alfredo enthusiasts should also be excited about Olive Garden’s pledge to have “more Alfredo sauce on more of your favorites.” So expect your favorite dishes to arrive with even more sauce than ever before.

Is there a better way to celebrate National Fettuccine Alfredo Day? We think not. ?

Posted by Olive Garden on Friday, February 7, 2020

Of course, the COVID-19 pandemic has made eating out a bit difficult. In some places, you may not be able to enjoy your Alfredo selection inside the restaurant.

But don’t worry because Olive Garden has got you covered. You can access the new Amazing Alfredo menu online and order pick-up or have it left on the curbside.

And of course, you may be able to order delivery and thoroughly enjoy your Alfredo selection right from the comfort of your couch.

? You got the right stuff, baby ?

Posted by Olive Garden on Monday, February 17, 2020

Plus, Olive Garden is taking strict precautions to ensure that its staff and customers from COVID-19. All employees must wear face masks, and all tables must be disinfected after every visit.

If you do decide to dine in, you will need a mask to enter. Just remember to take it off before you devour whatever Alfredo dish you desire.

What’s your favorite dish from Olive Garden? Are you an Alfredo lover? Tell us about your culinary choice in the comments below!

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