This Simple Math Equation Illustrates That If You Want More Pizza, Order 1 Large Pizza, Not 2 Mediums

When you’ve got a lot of people to feed and you’re ordering pies, do you go for two 12-inch mediums instead of one 18-inch large, since 24 inches is bigger and therefore more? If so, you’re not alone.

I totally do this, and I’m guessing that’s exactly what pizza places want you to do (hello, more cash), but thanks to one intrepid Twitter user willing to do the math, we can all make the correct choice and go back to ordering one big pizza, saving ourselves some dough in the process.

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I mean, assuming everyone can agree on toppings. Pepperoni ftw.

If you’re math-challenged like me, you never would have figured this out for yourself, so I’m going to include a little math-splanation below the tweet.

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And this guy, who’s finally getting his money’s worth out of that degree:

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The diameter of the large pizza is smaller than the combined diameters of the two medium ones, but the large has the bigger total area. In case you slept through geometry, you calculate the area of a circle by squaring the radius (which is half the diameter) and multiplying by pi (3.1415 etc.).

The area of the 18-inch pizza is 254 square inches – a full 28 square inches larger than the area of two 12-inchers, which is 226.

But but but but! If the crust is your favorite part, you might want to take this into consideration – you do get 33.3% more crusty goodness with the two mediums.

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Even though the math is technically not that complicated here, the internet’s mind was still collectively blown.

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I mean, how could you not be?

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It’s almost enough to make you feel sorry for the pizza joint!

But it definitely makes me want to go order a pizza.

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“These Are All Cakes” Are Weirding People Out and We Don’t Disagree

By now we’ve all seen the spooky deep fakes. You know what I mean?

Faces replaced with other faces; eerie video transformations that are becoming more and more commonplace.

But there is perhaps an even more pressing issue at hand. Beyond simply knowing who really appears in what video, how can any of us be sure what is and isn’t cake?

See, there’s been a rash of videos on twitter of what appear to be everyday objects which are then sliced through to reveal that they are made entirely of cake. Suffice it to say, nobody trusts anyone or anything anymore.

12. Original deep cake

Look at this parade of fakery and tell me you’ll ever believe your eyes again.

11. Take a bite

Sweets for the sweet.

10. Let them eat cake

My god, this goes back further than we could have ever anticipated.

9. Foamy philosophies

Bring back the pyres, there’s witches to burn.

8. One in a million

Got yourself a winning dating profile there.

7. The cutting truth

We must all face the facts someday.

6. Desperate times

Cake is in the eye of the beholder.

5. Adorable murder

This is fine.

4. The cakening

Join us! Join us! Join us!

3. High art

Can you appreciate it?

2. So much winning

This has officially gone too far.

1. Wipe away your fears

Big if true.

We must arm ourselves now with the tools we need to tell cake from thing as best we can. Our future is at stake. Or should I say…at cake?

What do you suspect may actually be cake?

Prove you’re not a cake by telling us in the comments.

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These Things Are More Unhealthy Than Most People Realize

How much time do most of us really have to spend researching on what’s good for them and what’s bad? What’s healthy and what’s unhealthy?

Sometimes, it can feel like a full-time job reading reviews and checking out other peoples’ opinions about that kind of stuff.

And there are a lot of things out there that people THINK are healthy, but they really aren’t.

What’s a lot unhealthier than people think?

AskReddit users weighed in with their opinions.

1. Not so good.

“I once saw a chart showing the disparity of what average people thought about the healthiness of an item versus a group of nutritionists.

The biggest disparity by far was granola bars. Which made sense…”

2. Too much sitting.

“Sitting. The desk job kind.

Just a couple of years on a slightly off center cushion on an office chair can give you chronic lower back pain.

It’s a b*tch going through the process of strengthening your lower back again.”

3. Bring on the sugar!

“Fruit juice.

Big Sugar: Let me introduce myself.”

4. So bad.

“Anxiety: the effects are physical as well.

As someone who comes from a family prone to high blood pressure anyway, it is a constant concern.

I thought my anxiety wasn’t that bad until I was asked to give an impromptu lecture/explanation in college to the students. My hands, voice and entire lower body (from the toes to the hips) started shaking.

Though the professor commended my efforts, I needed some time to relax back to normal.”

5. Just do it the other way.

“Non-fat packaged foods.

You’d be much better off eating the fat that was already there rather than eating all the sugar that replaced it.”

6. Lay off.

“Starbucks….some Frappuccinos have 70 GRAMS of sugar.”

7. Get that sleep!

“Staying up late.

People tend to downplay the risks of not getting enough sleep because they’re not immediately evident.”

8. Let it all out.

“Bottling up your emotions because you’re afraid to open up.

I suffer from this.

I opened up sometimes but it bored people or worse, angered them to see me reach out in the worst stages of depression. I’ve been broken up with, ghosted and bullied because of it. I’m now terrified to speak up.

Because of this my condition has worsened and I live terrified every day that one slip is all that it will take for me to lose the few people I have left in my life.

Fun stuff.”

9. False advertising?

“Fat free food.

Usually has a bunch of added sugar instead.”

10. THIS RIGHT HERE.

“Mommy wine culture.

Stop drinking away your problems and glorifying alcoholism.”

11. Too much sugar.

“I feel like people don’t know how important their diet actually is.

Simply reducing sugar a little seems to be a huge deal for some people and I think that really shows how unhealthy sugar actually is if you’re having withdrawal symptoms like tiredness and headaches from it.

They’ll just treat it like a normal thing to give kids loads of sugar at all times, give them fruit for once. And sugar alternatives and sweets ‘without sugar’ are even worse as the alternative works as a d*mn laxative.

People should know what’s in their food.”

12. Neither is good.

“Being underweight or overweight.

At a certain point you are too skinny or too overweight and you need to talk to a doctor and dietician.

Some natural variation from person to person is normal, but you shouldn’t be super skinny or super overweight.

It will never be healthy.”

13. Not great for you.

“Weed.

Smoking any plant matter releases carcinogens and messes with your lungs.

Also has been linked to decreased brain development in frequent users under 25.”

14. You need a break.

“Looking at screens for hours on end. Especially harmful when its only a few inches from your face.

Put it down and go to bed.”

15. It’s not good for you.

“Obsession.

Whether it’s food, drugs, or a huge crush, obsessions are really dangerous and can warp your mind so you don’t correctly value real-life stuff.”

What do you think is much more unhealthy than people realize?

Tell us what you think in the comments.

Please and thank you!

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Microwave Fails That Should Make You Laugh Today

Let me know if this sounds familiar to you: you step into the kitchen ready to work your magic, you have all the confidence in the world and then BAM!…something goes awry and your day is ruined.

It really stinks, ya know?

But, if it’s not happening to you, it can be pretty hilarious!

And we’re about to show you why!

We’re here to present to you some major microwave fails that you hopefully will not see in your own kitchen anytime soon.

Let’s see what happened to those poor people…

1. We got a smart one here!

Come on, people!

A friend’s client paid him in cash. He put the cash in the microwave to kill traces of coronavirus from cringepics

2. Setting off the fire alarm.

Way to go!

A guest put it in the hotel microwave to give it "a quick charge." Fire alarm followed. from facepalm

3. A major fail.

She probably won’t try that again.

4. A major disaster.

You still might be able to eat it after it cools off, FYI.

Brownie out of a cup – level: Hiroshima from shittyfoodporn

5. That’s what happens.

So don’t even try it!

If you were wondering what happens when you put foil in the microwave. from funny

6. Don’t do it!

You’ll pay the price. Trust me.

Life Pro Tip: even if your boiled egg is a bit underdone, don’t put it in the microwave from CasualUK

7. Isn’t that cute!

They sure are adorable!

My friends kids decided to microwave Crayola markers… from funny

8. Are you hungry?

Seems a bit excessive.

My mom set the microwave for 75 mins. and not 75 secs. from WTF

9. This is a nightmare.

A loss for words.

10. Flamin’ hot Cheetos.

I guess they weren’t hot enough.

11. Try not to eat any of the glass.

That’s not good…not good at all…

Cooking everyone breakfast when the glass from the microwave door unexpectedly fell out… from Wellthatsucks

12. You must add water!

We’ve been over this a million times!

Forgot to add water to my Microwave Mac N Cheese from Wellthatsucks

Okay, now we want to hear about your various kitchen disasters.

We know all of you have biffed it in the kitchen at one point or another, so don’t try to hide from us.

In the comments, tell us about the times when you’ve had some major failures in the kitchen.

We look forward to hearing your stories!

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Tweets That Wax Nostalgic for Old School Pizza Hut

2020 has unexpectedly given us time to look back at things we miss from childhood, and Pizza Hut as it used to be is one of them.

Yes, Pizza Hut is very much is still in existence. However, in decades past, it was a sit-down restaurant that was more slow service than fast food. Come with us to remember the sights, sounds, and smells of sizzling pizza in a cast iron pan, and ice-cold Pepsi, a yummy salad bar and hours of video game fun.

Let’s start with this delicious legend:

The restaurants looked a lot different.

We’d kill for one of these lamps!

They gave off that old school Italian restaurant vibe.

We can almost taste the macaroni salad side—yum!

These glasses kept your Pepsi extra cold too.

He’s right; it had a certain unforgettable taste to it.

Pizza Hut taught some of us how to read.

If you want to teach kids to read today, this is the way to do it!

You got a serious bang for your buck.

And all the video games you could possibly stand.

People that haven’t experienced old school Pizza Hut don’t know what they’re missing.

Even today’s Pizza Hut agrees. You know what you have to do guys!

There are so many things like this that we miss, we don’t even know where to begin. Wouldn’t it be great to revisit Pizza Hut as it was just one more time?

What are some places you’re nostalgic for? Let us know in the comments below!

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If You Work in the Cranberry Bogs, You Should Be Okay With the Wolf Spider Guards

Have you ever stopped to contemplate how cranberries are grown before they arrive on your dinner plate? If not, you are in for a treat.

It turns out that cranberries grow in bogs, which in and of itself sounds like the beginning of an odd but scary film.

Not only do cranberries grow in bogs, but the bogs themselves are closely guarded by one fearsome creature: the wolf spider.

Apparently this is common knowledge for people who are from Massachusetts, but for the rest of us… here’s the story.

It all started when someone innocently asked why cranberries are always shown growing in a big pit.

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For some of us, just the two words “The Bog” automatically conjures up images of, well, bog bodies. Yikes!

But apparently, The Bog is totally a thing. A Massachusetts thing.

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Apparently, cranberries grow in the bog when it’s unflooded. When they’re ripe, the bog is flooded and the berries are collected in these hoops.

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The bogs also have a useful little creature living within: the wolf spider.

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This is all well and good until it’s time to flood the bog and retrieve the berries.

It turns out there’s a reason cranberry spiders ask prospective employees if they’re comfortable with spiders, and it’s a pretty wild one.

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If you’re totally petrified at this point, don’t worry: you aren’t alone.

Can you believe wolf spiders are so hardcore? You really do learn something new every day.

Don’t forget to share this post with your friends, and let us know what you would do if a wolf spider climbed up your eyebrows in the comments!

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This Insulated Bowl Will Keep Your Ice Cream Cold For a Looooong Time

I find ice cream the perfect treat no matter what time of year it is, but if you’re someone who especially likes to enjoy a bowl at the height of summer, well…you know that can be hard.

You have to slurp it up super fast, and not really savor and enjoy your ice cream the way you should, because that darn sun is determined to melt it into sweet, fudge-striped milk as soon as possible.

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If the mere thought of such a tragedy makes you sad, take heart – someone has created an insulated bowl that keeps your ice cream cold for longer.

For $13, HOST’s Ice Cream FREEZE can be yours!

It’s a double-walled plastic bowl insulted with a cooling  gel that will keep what’s inside cool for hours – as long as you have it in the freezer at least four hours before you want to use it.

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The bowl is made from BPA-free plastic, has a silicone base that’s easy to hold onto, and holds 18 ounces of deliciousness.

So while ice cream is my go-to cold and frozen treat, the truth is that you could use it to serve anything you want kept cold. I think it would work perfectly at a picnic or outdoor gathering! Your fruit, hummus, guacamole, shrimp cocktail, etc, could stay perfectly chilled for the entire party!

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I don’t know about you, but this sounds like one of those little, inexpensive things that could really change the way you summer.

Off to buy myself a set of four!

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The “Real” Dangers of Black-Tiled Pools as Told by Folks on Tumblr

Some people are using black tiles to make their swimming pools look minimalistic, or like black holes, or some other reason fads start when regular swimming pools have been perfectly serviceable since forever.

If you’re thinking about getting one for yourself, well….you might want to read through this very informative (and hilarious) Tumblr thread first.

It began when someone posted a picture of black-tiled pools, praising the aesthetic. Someone replied, suggesting they use “that black material that absorbs all light” so they could “swim over the void” – presumably referring to Vantablack.

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To which, someone replied with a Doomsday script that is sure to attract Jerry Bruckheimer like white on rice.

In it, they began with the “fun fact” that Vantablack would heat up so quickly in the sun that the pool would soon boil anyone swimming in it.

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Then, they added the fact that boiling pool water would emit a chlorine gas that would eventually kill most of your town.

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And then continuing with the (fact?) that anyone who survived that would be turned into a flesh-craving zombie.

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Like, a real one.

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Some people can’t let anyone have any fun.

By the way that was all made up. Every single word of it.

How do we know? Oh, just a guess…

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Yes, they were just having fun. And we were having a little fun with you because, well, why not. It’s not like anything matters anymore anyway, right?

Did you think that science was legit? Imagine if it was!

Okay, I’ve got an idea for a new novel…

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This Restaurant in Texas Is Still Putting up Hilarious Signs During the Shutdown

They still got it!

I’m talking about the El Arroyo restaurant in Austin, Texas, a place that has been known for their hilarious signs out in front of their establishment for quite some time now.

And, since we’re obviously living in very strange times, the folks at El Arroyo have adapted their sign game to reflect the current times.

Their signs lately have focused on the pandemic and the shutdown in a very way that no doubt gives their customers and folks passing by a good laugh.

Let’s take a look at what they’ve been up to at the El Arroyo.

1. I don’t think you’re alone on this one.

People really love it! And they have nothing else to do!

2. This one is good.

Very clever, guys and gals!

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3. These are words to live by.

Thicc for the win!

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Love in the time of COVID 🧡

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4. That’s code for Covid.

And I like it!

5. I think we might have?

I can’t even keep track anymore.

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6. Did I say that out loud?

Be careful on your Zoom calls, people.

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Time for a “coffee” refill…

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7. I feel this deep in my soul.

Does this apply to you?

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Fattening the curve is going better than expected…

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8. Stay as far away from me as possible.

Can we agree on that? Where do I sign?

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Please maintain 6ft away from me forevermore.

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9. People are moving WAYYYY too slow.

Get out of my way!

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Brb speaking to the manager

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10. A sign of the times.

Mixing up the diseases.

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Call (512)474-1222 for inquiries. (And margaritas!)

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11. Ain’t that the truth?

Yeah, what happened to all those folks?

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Where’d the “he’s my everything” posts go

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12. Times have changed…

In a huge way.

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2021: Avoid 👽s

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13. Ladies…is this true?

I think it’s probably true…

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Those are great!

Have you seen any funny business or church signs during the lockdown?

If so, please share them with us in the comments.

We’d love to hear from you!

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15 Times Replies Made a Post 100% Better

Once in a while, what makes a post truly legendary isn’t the post itself, but the response. I made a joke on Facebook the other day that I thought was pretty funny, but when a friend commented an absolutely perfect response, I conceded that “what I wrote was the setup and this is the punchline I didn’t even realize it needed.”

I think you could kind of say the same for these Tumblr posts. The original is fun, but the reply(s) make it clear that only through collaboration could the bit be complete.

15. Man up

“Well actually, I got these scars from…”

https://buckyflippingbarnes.tumblr.com/post/612132091483815936/incrediblysincere-muldertorture

14. Counter-arguments

Fine, have if your way.

https://democraticsenator.tumblr.com/post/611903684648026112/snaics-misterpoptarts-i-have-been-sitting-in

13. Can you back that up?

An important reminder in internet safety.

https://buckyflippingbarnes.tumblr.com/post/611632770644623360/deceptive-owls-guceubcuesu-ianthony475

12. Self-perpetuating

Ah, so this is sex.

https://kushfather.tumblr.com/post/610905421886128129/perkwunos-fawnbro-some-idiot-on-reddit-made-a

11. The fast and the furriest

Not how I intended to come out, but OK.

https://exo-chanyeollie.tumblr.com/post/611948050383060992

10. Not to be

Shakespeare was the original Tumblr?

https://democraticsenator.tumblr.com/post/612441695027658752

9. I’m in

Never color your password red.

https://oprah-winefreak.tumblr.com/post/612307775430836224/railroadsoftware-bidoof-this-is-my-favorite

8. Duty calls

Smart phones should just be called smarts at this point, we don’t need the phone part.

https://zac-afron.tumblr.com/post/611912899898785792/madz-the-3rd-caucasianscriptures-i-answer-for

7. Where are you?

(Make sure you look at the hashtag at the bottom)

https://wooden-elephant.tumblr.com/post/610996731791982592/weltinator-as-seenon-tv-i-love-working-at

6. Hear my prayer

They were trying to have a sincere moment and you ruined it with your hilarious joke.

https://may.tumblr.com/post/190976053058/phallictunicate-ai-papi-dear-god-take-care

5. Tag lines

The call is coming from outside the house.

https://heliolisk.tumblr.com/post/190850953179

4. Thanks a lot, Obama

They have a special bond.

https://thebootydiaries.tumblr.com/post/190968144067/pemsylvania-pissonmekomaedakun

3. Mountains of laughs

It just keeps getting better.

https://zackisontumblr.tumblr.com/post/189768040452

2. Need vs want

Don’t tell them how to live their metal lives.

https://zackisontumblr.tumblr.com/post/189768113812

1. Tweet tweet, mother*****r

Now you’re speaking my language.

https://wanderrnest.tumblr.com/post/184458585602/blackboyjoy-mycaptaintazer-ive-never

Like a fine wine, only getting better as it ages and is passed from person to person. These Tumblr posts are the heirlooms I will give to my children.

What’s your favorite response you’ve seen lately?

Tell us in the comments.

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