Here’s a movie pitch: it’s like Toy Story except with clothes. A plucky wardrobe full of colorful characters have to team up to solve a mystery when, suddenly, nearly all of them stop being worn. I’d imagine that’s what a lot of our closets feel like, based on what people are saying on Twitter right now.
But while I’m looking for a producer who will finance this masterpiece, enjoy some tweets about what high fashion is like in 2020.
14. Lace-less
See, this is the inciting incident of the movie I was pitching.
13. Upper-crust
Oh, well, aren’t you just a fancy pants?
12. I am enough
Get out of here with that garbage.
11. RIP
Back in my day we paid good money for jeans like that.
10. Swim-where?
Weird motivational flex but OK.
9. Bye bye bags
The revolution has begun.
8. Camera angles matter
Bae caught me slippin’.
7. Winning
Don’t fly too close to the sun.
6. Beautiful lies
Come on Victoria’s Secret, who are you kidding?
5. Hat-itude
Don’t it always seem to go that you don’t know what you’ve got ’till it’s gone…
4. Don’t sweat it
Oh, look at Mr. “I have multiple pairs of sweat pants” over here.
3. Choking hazard
Butt weight, there’s more!
2. Creatures of habit
It helps me pretend things are normal.
1. At least you tried
The important thing is that you stop doing that.
So we’re all a little sloppy. Big deal. There are far worse fates. We could go back to JNCO jeans.
We don’t mean this in a creepy way, but like, what are you wearing?
Share and compare in the comments.
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