A Comedian’s Drive-Thru Revenge Story Went Viral, and People Say “I’d Do That!”

You know how there are certain urban legends that spread across the internet and they always feel vaguely familiar?

Sometimes that’s because they are all too real, and we can all relate.

And sometimes they’re just too good to be true.

Recently comedian Nelly Zenani went viral for posting an incredible story on Facebook.

At first it looked like he was doing a turn-the-other-cheek kind of thing, but stick around for the twist ending.

When I got to the last window to get my food, I showed the assistant both my receipts and took her food too!

I paid for it, it’s mine! Now she has to go around again and wait even longer.

She gonna learn today!

Many commenters were not amused by this little stunt. They felt Zenani should have been the bigger person.

But nope… he wasn’t. And that’s hilarious.

But personally, I gotta say, if I’m having an emergency, I’m not stopping at the drive-thru.

For the record, it almost always seems faster just to go inside.

Have you seen the lines at Starbucks and Chick-Fil-A?
Pandemic aside, if you don’t have time to wait, don’t get in line, is all I’m saying.

Whenever funny stories like this one come around, some people immediately want to do them.

And a lot of people doubted it was true, but still find it hilarious anyway.

Because yes… people actually ARE this petty.

Does that mean everybody believed him? Nope. But they didn’t get too deep into it…


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Multiple users tagged their friends and agreed they should try it together sometime, which almost makes you wonder if the story keeps going around because different people are actually inspired to try it.

Real or not, the story obviously strikes a chord with people, and there’s usually a grain of truth in things, right?

I’d love to know the origin story of this one.

What do you think–worth a laugh or annoying remix? Let us know in the comments.

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These People Were All Selling Really Weird Stuff Online

I’m warning you: if you start wandering down the rabbit hole of Facebook Marketplace and other places where folks are selling stuff on social media, you might never come back from the abyss.

Because it is just plain WEIRD out there in the world of selling and reselling online.

But, if you can only dip your toes in the water and get in over your head, we think you’re gonna enjoy the weirdness.

And here are some perfect examples.

Let’s take a look.

1. That cat needs some exercise.

Maybe you shouldn’t sell that stuff quite yet…

Found on marketplace in the Facebook! Lol!😹 from Chonkers

2. I wouldn’t keep this thing in my house.

You honestly don’t think this thing is haunted?

He haunts you from WTFgaragesale

3. Only worn once, huh?

That doesn’t look right.

I was scrolling Facebook marketplace and stumbled upon this gem. from quityourbullshit

4. That should make the sale a little bit easier.

And we hope you get some action soon!

From my local Facebook marketplace from ihavesex

5. Is this still available?

A once in a lifetime opportunity!

Never change, Facebook Marketplace. from CrackheadCraigslist

6. For the bean lovers out there.

What a deal!

7. This would look great right over the fireplace.

Welcome to my home!

I mean.. someone is gonna like it, right? from WTFgaragesale

8. You can put an animal or a person in there.

It’s totally up to you!

Plenty of room! from CrackheadCraigslist

9. A hard pass on this one for me.

I appreciate your art, though.

I have no idea what this is supposed to be. from CrackheadCraigslist

10. Now this is CLASSY.

You can’t pass this one up!

This is how you treat em right from CrackheadCraigslist

11. It’s only $300.

I think that’s a steal.

12. From a master craftsman.

People…you should jump on this.

Found this in my local Facebook marketplace.. from delusionalartists

Okay, now we want to hear from you.

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever bought or sold online?

Talk to us in the comments and spill your guts!

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Folks Like to Sell Weird Stuff Online. Let’s Take a Look.

If you haven’t explored the stuff that’s on sale on social media these days, you’re missing out, because you can find pretty much anything you’re looking for.

And, as you can imagine, that also means that there are tons and tons of really WEIRD things out there that random folks are selling.

Are you ready to take a deep dive into the bizarre world of folks selling anything and everything online?

Let’s go!

1. Get your spooky pies!

No thank you!

2. It’s weird, but not the worst thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

I’m still not buying it, though.

3. This, on the other hand…

I would pay top dollar for.

i love facebook’s marketplace from insanepeoplefacebook

4. Been working on it for 14 years, huh?

That’s time well spent!

“no lowballers” from WTFgaragesale

5. Ahahahahah. Oh my…

He seems like a great guy. Help him out!

6. This is incredible.

And also kind of creepy.

7. A very interesting piece we have here.

I’m just not sure what you’re supposed to do with it…

a Facebook marketplace gem from DiWHY

8. It would look perfect over the kitchen table.

And it’s only $200!

Facebook Marketplace is a gold mine. This lovely is $200. from WTFgaragesale

9. Do you think this guy just didn’t realize he snapped a pic of his face?

I have a lot of questions…

Found this on facebook marketplace and cant stop thinking about it from oldpeoplefacebook

10. Well, now I’m hungry.

Anyone care for some beans?

thank u facebook marketplace from CrackheadCraigslist

11. Now I’ve seen everything.

I’ll take all of them!

Found on facebook marketplace from DiWHY

12. A master barber.

I bet you’re doing big business!

Oh Facebook marketplace, never change! from Justfuckmyshitup

Have you ever sold or bought anything really weird on Facebook Marketplace or somewhere else online?

If so, tell us all about it in the comments.

We can’t wait to hear from you! Thanks!

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Check Out This Awesome Dueling Lightsaber Battle in the Rocky Mountain Snow

Playing in the snow can be hard to resist. Sure it eventually turns to gray muck, and sometimes it needs to be shoveled.

But not being from an area that gets much snow, for me, it’s a little bit magical.

My husband’s favorite childhood memories are of playing football in the snow, and the last time we had a real one, I took the opportunity to build a snow man!

So it’s no wonder that some people in Colorado, who are used to getting plenty of snow, made a little magic of their own last February by engaging in a lightsaber duel.

Apparently, this is not the first time Coloradans have engaged in public Star Wars role play.

It’s not even the second time:

But one particular Friday evening, a young woman named Anghelie Elizabeth posted a video to her Facebook page of two people dressed in black, their swords clacking loudly together as they dueled in the snow.

Sadly, they do not make the electronic sounds you hear in the movies, but it’s still a blast to watch.

You can hear Elizabeth laughing in the background as she zooms in on the dueling duo.

One fighter has a blue saber like Anakin, Luke, and Rey. The other holds an orange lightsaber, which according to May4BeWithYou.com:

In the Star Wars Legends, the only known characters who have used Orange Lightsabers are Master Yaddle and Plo Koon. Both are Jedi but only the former used an Orange saber typically.

The snow definitely makes it epic, but I feel like we need a bombastic soundtrack. Think John Williams is available?

At just 30 seconds long, it’s not clear who won the battle, but it sure looks like everyone had a lot of fun. Take a look for yourself, and let us know what you think in the comments!

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Posted by Anghelie Elizabeth on Saturday, February 20, 2021

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12 Times People DEMANDED Free Stuff

I’d like to say that I’m not one of these people who sits around yelling about how “KIDS THESE DAYS JUST WANT EVERYTHING FOR FREE!!”

I personally believe that we’re crippling entire generations with debt by refusing to provide basic needs in the name of increased profits for folks who have no business getting any richer.

That said, there is a line. Taxing billionaires to provide free college? Sure. Yes. All for it. Just demanding some internet stranger who probably has no more than you do that they give you their time/money/stuff for free because you feel like it? No bueno.

That kind of entitlement lands you on a list like this.

12. The mask you wear.

Begging and choosing.

11. Any reason.

Does this actually work?

10. Wish list.

The airpods he’s referring to go for $50 used.

9. Drawing conclusions.

Why do people think artists should be paid?

8. Keep the faith.

There’s nothing wrong with being religious, there’s a lot wrong with waving your religion around like an all-access pass assuming it should garner you a bunch of privileges.

7. Just pretty and nice.

The absolute nerve to post this as a comment.

6. Get a grip.

Yanno, there are brand deals to be struck between companies. It happens all the time.
This is not how it happens.

5. Very driven.

This is either sort of heartbreakingly sincere or a way-too-obvious-scam to get a free RV from the faithful.

4. Still charging?

Ah yes, it’s criminal that Big Independant Artist is out here price gouging for essentials like *checks notes* dog portraits.

3. A bad influence.

Wait, who’s on a horse now?

2. Yes, no thanks.

“Free product and pay for delivery? Nah. I’ll pay for the product AND delivery. That’s a better deal.”

1. The machine.

I can’t throw too much shade at this one because, honestly, I get it.

Keep goin’ out there and demanding what you must from the man. But don’t rip each other off. That’s not how we do.

Do you have a terrible selling experience?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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Do People Understand How Buying Things Works? These Posts Make Us Seriously Question That.

When I recently moved, most of the stuff I no longer wanted/needed, I just threw out. It was a shame, really, because there was stuff in there that I probably could have sold off and found a nice new home for had I not been so pressed for time.

The few items I did decide to list proved almost more trouble than they were worth. After days of back and forth with several people over some speakers, for example, I ended up handing it off at the last minute for what was, in retrospect, probably a lot less than they were worth.

But at least I didn’t have to deal with people like the ones in these screenshots…

11. Trigger happy.

You sound way too excited to sue somebody.

10. Half off!

“I’d like to buy your product but could you also do a bunch of extra work on it first and then charge me less as a result?”

9. Simp

Did you just try to “I know you are so what am I” your way into switching buyer and seller?

8. A clean break.

Maintaining a pool costs several thousand dollars a year, a bottle’s worth of tap water is like a penny.

7. The ol’ switcheroo.

Hey, at least he tried.

6. That’ll do, pig.

Yeah, I’m cuttin’ you off for your own good.

5. Sob stories.

As always, if they claim they can get it cheaper somewhere else but they don’t go somewhere else, they’re lying.

4. It’s my cash and I want it now!

You really don’t understand how this works, do you?

3. How wonderful!

Weird how every single person trying to buy something frivolous on the internet also happens to be going through a rough time that very moment.

2. Cars for kids.

Depending on how good of shape the car is in, this might actually not be that awful of a trade…

1. Mowed over.

Once again, the tragedy gambit fails.

Remember: don’t waste people’s time out there. Haggle, sure. But don’t be these folks.

Do you have a nightmare sales story?

Tell us in the comments.

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Hilariously Bad Facebook Takes You Gotta Check Out

There sure are some bad takes out there in Facebook land. It’s almost like there’s a challenge on the books for who can be the wrongest about the simplest thing.

Because seriously, it doesn’t matter the subject, it doesn’t matter how simple, someone somewhere will have an awful take on it.

Check out the bad Facebook takes on these subjects:

10. America

It’s not a stereotype, we really seriously don’t understand that the world is bigger than our own country.

9. Keith Urban

Probably trolling. Hopefully trolling. Oh God, please be trolling.

8. Cellphones and prayer

Bless me Father, for I have sinned quite a bit.

7. Plutonium

Now that is some radioactive levels of dumb.

6. Math

I love it when the dumb is mixed in with a hearty dose of arrogant.

5. School

Losing your household’s livelihood to own the libs.

4. Books

Well, we’ve come full circle folks.

3. Evolutionary history

To be clear: the idea is that the asteroid kicked up so much dust that it temporarily changed the planet’s atmosphere, killing off the bigger reptiles and allowing for small mammals to thrive.
Those small mammals eventually gave rise to us. Read a book.

2. US…history…

I genuinely don’t know where to begin with this so. Enjoy?

1. The Earth itself

I’m sure I don’t need to say this, but there’s no “up” or “down” in space.
The earth doesn’t have a “lowest point.”

And there you have it. Now go forth, back to your own social media, and just…try not to be this dumb.

What’s the worst take you’ve seen recently?

Tell us in the comments.

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Strange and Funny Facebook Posts That Defy Description

Oh, Facebook. What would we do if you weren’t around?

Live our lives peacefully and unseeking of the randomly administered micro-dopamine hit that comes with the tiny bits of social validation administered through your platform throughout the day? No thanks!

People love Facebook. Even if they have literally no idea what they’re saying on there. Just look!

11. Very rare

I um…I hope you like salmonella.

10. Double trouble

This is such a wild ride and you never see the ending coming.

9. What a vision!

In case this needs saying: never ever ever ever ever look directly at the sun.
It is a giant nuclear bomb in the sky and it will damage your eyes real good.

8. Order of operations

Read this three or four times and you still won’t get it.

7. For what?

Man, when it rains, it pours.

6. Doggy dog

But that sounds like the kind of world I WANT to live in.

5. Good boi

When people look at the instructions but clearly don’t read them.

4. Growing up

I think that baby is gonna be literally quite the opposite of mature, actually.

3. Crunch the numbers

Bad math aside, if you’re saying “it’s the principle” while squabbling over pocket change, you get talked about behind your back, I promise.

2. Half baked

I understand wanting to get these images as a new parent, but why on EARTH would you share them? They look like little alien lava monsters.

1. Time and time again

That’s still a lot of work but presumably you take two days off then?

Man Facebook is crazy. I feel like it’s melting my brain. Anyway, back to Facebook.

What’s the wildest post you’ve seen recently?

Tell us in the comments.

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Some of the Best Facebook Posts of the Year That Will Give You the Laughs You Need

How are you doing, friend? Good, I hope. And it’s about to get better. Much better.

Why? Because we went out to the Twitter… to find the best of Facebook.

Make sense? Yeah, of course it does. How can it not? It’s so easy to follow.

Let’s take a look at these 11 Facebook posts that will give you life, laughs and love.

1. Lol… my kid is trash. Pls help me.
Gotta love the honesty!

Poor kid 🙁 from sadcringe


2. Merry Beanmas!
This is gross… but also fantastic, right?


3. That’s actually how it works.
Do you even Spanish, bro?


4. Gotta give ALL the love to Dolly, fam!
Jolene… Jolene… Jolene…


5. Oh snap! You got the daughter you need.
I honestly don’t even know how to read this.


6. When you find these diamonds in the rough…
Gotta polish them up!


7. I am endlessly fascinated by this!
What in the heck are people doing during quarantine?!


8. When you just want your money back from your mistake…
Go to Facebook and GET THAT MONEY!


9. People get THIS excited about Christmas?
Good lord!


10. Doing it Fred Flintstone style!
Hope you’ve got some great shoes!


11. What in the actual what?
I mean… at least they can rhyme.

And that, my friends, is how laughter is made. One Facebook at a time… and one Twitter post that highlights that Facebook post.

All of that makes sense, right? It’s not really that hard to figure out. It’s a clear path from Facebook to Twitter to here. Simple!

Okay, any of these make you laugh out loud? Let us know in the comments!

Thanks, fam!

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