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10+ Tweets That You Need in Your Life Right Now

You need to read these tweets RIGHT THIS INSTANT.

And I don’t want to hear any arguments.

So go do it!

1. You sonofabitch!

2. I ask for gum…

3. He does. He does…

4. Fam is fam

5. Naw, it’s the first kind of description for me…

6. That skull-having motherfucker! That’s mine!

7. If this doesn’t make you laugh, you dead.

8. I hungry.

9. Tweet! Tweet! Tweet!

10. Ohhhh gurl!!! You got them ketchup fingers…

11. I love this man

12. Don’t think you haven’t thought this before…

13.

See? I told you that you needed them tweets!

You’re welcome!

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You’ll Find These True Crime Tweets Hilarious, but Your Friends Will Think You’re Disturbed

True crime fans are a different breed, and I’m one of them.

We laugh in the face of danger… as long as it’s on television, in a book or on a podcast. Then we’re brave AF!

These 15 tweets just scream “true crime lovers unite” so tuck in and enjoy!

1. All good in the hood…

2. Everybody’s got their pastimes…

3. That’s dedication!

4. Sounds like you’ll find out eventually!

5. I have an idea…

6. She smart…

7. Really though…

8. Listen here gurlll…

9. If they only knew…

10. Impressive…

11. Parents!? What’s wrong with you?!???

12. If you’re care to not get murdered… this is self care.

13. Detective material…

14. Yes you do.

15. Step away from the cliff…

So, real talk… if an actual murderer came along… would you be ready?!

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All Women Have the Same Freckle on Their Wrist. Take a Look, We’ll Wait.

A Twitter user recently pointed out something that was staring us in the face this whole time, but none of us noticed this feature most women have in common.

It started off with an innocent question…

“Ladies… you got a freckle on the middle of your wrist or is this a myth,” Aaryn asked.

The answer was YASSSSS!!!! So many women had a freckle in that exact spot!

And so they shared…

Because this is wild, ya’ll!

Shocking to say the least!

Some weren’t so sure…

But that’s because they didn’t look closely enough!

And yeah, you’re right to freak…

Because it’s there. Just need to uncover it.

And look at both wrists, ladies!

To answer the following question: “Because.”

So yeah… that’s crazy right?

The question is now… do you have a freckle in the middle of your wrist?

Snap a shot and leave it in the comments!

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Instagram Users Mixed ‘Game of Thrones’ with Adorable Dogs to Make ‘Game of Bones’

You better believe it: Game of Thrones fans are dressing their dogs up as characters from the show, and do you even have to ask if the results are adorable?

Because the results are ADORABLE!

“Joey Tribbiani, second of his name…”

“When you play the Game of Bones, you win or you die.”

 

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When you play the Game of Bones, you win or you die. #winterishere

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“BEND THE KNEE …and give me belly rubs…”

 

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BEND THE KNEE …and give me belly rubs and treats as i watch the season 8 premiere of game of thrones tonight! ?⚔❄???

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“happy nameday to our queen ?”

“King Finn of House Burrito demanded Easter eggs….??”

“The role of Dognerys is highly coveted!”

“I know nothing…”

“Everyone, meet #PugSnow and #DanerysCorgaryen!!”

 

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Mom’s been waiting a longgggg time for GOT S8 (she’s been holding onto these pics since dog bowl 2018 @dogbowlfun!) to come out and now it’s finally here! ????,? Everyone, meet #PugSnow and #DanerysCorgaryen!! ????? . . . . . #gameofbones #pugsofwesteros #danerystargaryen @emilia_clarke #jonsnowanddaenerys @kitharingtonig #jonsnowcosplay #winterishere #gotseason8 #gameofthrones #gameofthronesmemes #gameofthronesfamily #gameofthronesfan #dogcostume #dogbowl2018 #frankenmuth #costumecontest #pugobsessed #corgisofinstagram #dogloversfeed #ootd #dogsofthemitten #michigancorgiclub #grumble_inc #webadbutnotbadbad #dogoftheday #puglifemagazine @thetomcoteshow #cosplayfun #corgigram #gotpawty2019 @unitedpawsgroup

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“Tell Cersei. I want her to know it was me.”

“I pledged my oath to the Night’s Watch last night.”

“Lord Arnold Relaxborn of the House Pizza…”

“I’m so ready for Game of Thrones, but are you ready for Game of Bones too? ?”

 

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I’m so ready for Game of Thrones, but are you ready for Game of Bones too? ? #GameofThones or #GameofBones

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Perfection!

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Here’s More Proof That Keanu Reeves Is Better Than All of Us Combined

Recently on Twitter, someone posted this photo of Keanu Reeves talking to a kid and… wait… what’s going on with the water… and that glass… is that wine?!?

Take a closer look and you’ll see why.

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Over 73,000 retweets later, Twitter had a lot to say about this…

Because now we’re all thinking about converting…

Dropping one miracle at a time…

And let’s spread some excellence around, right?

But was there something else going on?

Naw, it couldn’t be. It’s Keanu!

And who needs reasons anyway?!?

Besides… what is this really about?

Yeah, that’s right. Keanu is the fucking best.

The end. No other theories necessary.

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19 Accurate Tweets About People Who Love True Crime TV

If you start watching true crime TV, it’s pretty hard to stop. Because we used to have to wait for a marathon to pop up on cable… but now we’ve got Hulu, Netflix, Amazon… yeah, it’s on like Donkey Kong.

Here are 19 people that share your addiction and aren’t afraid to tweet about it…

1. They really do make you feel better about your life choices…

2. Ladies… same?

3. It’s going down tonight!

4. If I could watch this for 24 hours straight, I would do…

5. YAS! Why isn’t this a thing?!?

6. She is Richard. She’s been doing it for years…

7. He sees you when you’re sleeping…

8. I’m sure he thought about it.

9. Cheerio!

10. Plot twist: It’s you!

11. It never stops, fam!

12. Well, to be fair, it is a crazy show…

13. Nightmares are just dreams with surprise endings…

14. Actually, you’re in hell, but it’s more entertaining here.

15. Sounds like you’re winning!

16. But what if you weren’t prepared when the killer struck?

17. When did Ben Affleck wear that?!

18. At least you know your lane…

19. And then shit got DARK…

Okay, back to your regularly scheduled true crime programming…

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14 Dating Tweets so Real They’ll Slap You in the Face

Dating kinda sucks, but sometimes you get a post like this that can give you some key pointers about what to do and what not to do.

That second part is honestly more important. Because if you can avoid doing some dumb shit it can save you a lot of grief AND pay off in the long run. And when I say “pay off,” I mean sex.

Yes, not doing dumb shit will get you laid.

Pay attention to these 14 dating tweets because they could change your damn life!

1. Public is better than private. It’s a fact!

2. Always be on time.

3. Be open, but not TOO open…

4. Keep that topics relatable, fam!

5. No! Be fun! You can be fun!

6. Don’t curve people. You’ll end up alone, like this alcoholic cat.

7. Don’t stray. Or do. It’s really none of my business.

8. Who says it has to be expensive…?

9. Anybody who texts you “lol” needs to be blocked immediately.

10. Married right now, but in the future… who knows?

11. Good tip.

12. They’ll probably get divorced in a few years, so the joke’s on them!

13. Follow back, k?

14. Yeah, how did we ever survive?

You feeling emboldened yet?

Go out there and meet somebody! And then have meaningless sex and never see them again.

This post isn’t about marriage. It’s about dating!

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A Server Made a $5,570 Mistake with a Bottle of Wine and Their Manager Told Twitter

How many of us have made a £4,500 mistake in our lives? Not too many, I’m willing to bet.

Somebody at Hawksmoor Manchester did recently and what the restaurant publicly tweeted about the situation might just shock you.

Wow. I mean, that was REALLY nice of them.

So the bottles must have looked a lot alike, yeah?

Oh… hmm….

But this did inspire people to share their own stories about people royally fucking up on the job…

And it gets worse…

But most people (and potential customers) were legitimately impressed by the restaurant’s progressive take on the situation…

Others roasted the restaurant for caring such expensive wine. Because what about the homeless people, huh?

Well, they had the perfect comeback for that too..

Game. Set. Match.

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12 Hilarious Tweets That Describe What Every True Crime Fan Knows

These tweets will make you say, “yes”, “that’s me”, “uh huh”, and “big mistake” over and over and over again.

Guaranteed.

12. We’re all experts, naturally…

11. Uh oh

10. Sleep isn’t THAT important. We’re more vulnerable to murder.

9. “If you love these, you’ll love me.”

8. $1 dollar per hour!

7. They are legit bad.

6. Well, what else would we do?!?

5. Hey, life happens when it happens…

4. #MurderFam

3. Never, ever, ever, ever…

2. Well, we’re not psychopaths!!

1. Yeah, it’s a thing…

Are those on point, or what?

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17 Memes That All True Crime Junkies Know Are True

Keep telling your friends that you’re simply doing research when you keep watching grisly true crime documentaries.

So if we watch a ton of TV about people who do get murdered, we will never get murdered. We’ll be able to look for all the signs that somebody is planning our imminent demise and foil them before they can set their diabolic machinations in motion…

Or something like that…

Enjoy the memes!

17. Jeffrey always knows what we want…

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16. Same.

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15. It’s not like we’re NOT junkies…

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14. Business idea!

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13. Kill that party conversation!

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12. SVU = Sexiest Victims Unit…

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11. That’s true. Don’t ask me how I know.

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10. It’s a thing…

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9. Correction… I never had any other plans in the first place.

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8.You never know with these shows!

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7. How could they do this to their child!?

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6. Oh yes. I’m on the case now!

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5. Number one life goal: never get murdered

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4. Other me always wins…

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3. Can’t the laundry fold itself?!

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2. I’ve got at least 3 hours to sleep after that…

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1. Ahhhh, sweet nightmares!

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My only advice for the rest of the night: don’t get murdered.

You’re welcome!

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