True crime fans are a different breed, and I’m one of them.
We laugh in the face of danger… as long as it’s on television, in a book or on a podcast. Then we’re brave AF!
These 15 tweets just scream “true crime lovers unite” so tuck in and enjoy!
1. All good in the hood…
Me today: the national news is kind of upsetting and stressing me out. I better watch some true crime shows about serial killers to soothe my soul. Ahhh, that’s better.
— Jessica Zender
(@jesszen) March 13, 2018
2. Everybody’s got their pastimes…
I watch true crime documentaries the way some men watch football – with a mouth full of food, shouting unsolicited advice at the screen
— Project Thalia (@ProjectThalia) October 12, 2018
3. That’s dedication!
When I start watching Forensic Files and I realize I’ve already seen the episode, I get mad. I get so mad I could poison someone in small amounts every day for 6 months.
— Jeremy Rowley (@Jeremy_Rowley) March 12, 2018
4. Sounds like you’ll find out eventually!
I want to have kids but I don’t want them to get murdered, so am I going to have to make them as obsessed with true crime as I am so that they know what to look out for? Or will that turn them into murderers?
— great smart person (@pasta_and_magic) March 27, 2018
5. I have an idea…
me: Wow! Why am I so freaked out all the time?
also me: watches disappearance shows, listens to murder podcasts, watches unsolved crime videos— chloee (@tinyflwr) January 19, 2018
6. She smart…
Roses are red, people are fake, I stay to myself so I won’t be on first 48
— MTV Ellie Garza
(@whaattaafoxx) March 16, 2018
7. Really though…
do y’all ever watch true crime shows and be critiquing the murderers? like rEALLY brenda?? if you’re going to claim an intruder broke in and killed your cheating husband, at least break a window or soMETHING pic.twitter.com/XzvSB84Wwq
— teaira (@_bebetete_) March 15, 2018
8. Listen here gurlll…
I watch too many true crime shows to let my friends leave with men they don’t know. You’ll thank me later when all your limbs are still attached bitch! pic.twitter.com/pAqUOUxZO7
—
(@raevyyyn) February 3, 2018
9. If they only knew…
I feel like people who end up on Dateline for committing murder don’t watch enough Dateline to plan their crimes accordingly.
— Northern Lights
(@PinkCamoTO) August 3, 2017
10. Impressive…
I feel like people who end up on Dateline for committing murder don’t watch enough Dateline to plan their crimes accordingly.
— Northern Lights
11. Parents!? What’s wrong with you?!???
I just gave a strange child a piece of candy on the train.
I asked the mom first and it was unopened.
I’m not a creep.
But as someone who is obsessed with true crime stories there’s a big part of me that wants to yell at the mom, the kid, and myself for letting this happen.
— Leanna Renee (@leannuh) March 16, 2018
12. If you’re care to not get murdered… this is self care.
Like honestly sometimes self-care is staying home on a Saturday night and marathoning true crime shows about ladies who murder dudes.
— Jill “I Stand with the WGA” Weinberger (@jillybobww) November 12, 2017
13. Detective material…
I could never write true crime because I’m terrible with cardinal directions. Fuck southeast corner of the lawn. I’d be like “footprints were found on the right side of the yard if you’re looking at the house from the street.”
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) June 10, 2018
14. Yes you do.
For someone with extreme anxiety I sure do love true crime shows
— clarinetⓋ (@fit_with_hips) March 26, 2018
15. Step away from the cliff…
I’ve seen enough episodes of Dateline to know never to stand near a cliff while letting Hubs take my picture.
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) May 23, 2016
So, real talk… if an actual murderer came along… would you be ready?!
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