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Kids Who Are Much Funnier Than They Have the Right to Be

Kids are hilarious, even when they’re not trying to be. Maybe especially when they’re not trying to be, if we’re honest, but most kids are too young to post their hijinks online.

That’s where their parents come in, and these 13 tweets about the funny things kids say are definitely worth the scroll.

13. I mean, who doesn’t?

Stupid society.

12. Sometimes that’s the best way to teach a lesson.

And if it’s also funny, I mean…

11. Think about someone other than yourself, Dad.

Geez Louise.

10. Some days our bs meter is higher than others.

But it’s never infinite.

9. These might be connected.

Also, what does he want?

8. You can always find something nice to say.

And they’re just happy you’re talking to them.

7. Not to mentioned half-finished meals.

No, they’re never going to eat the rest of that later.

6. Eh, enjoy the break.

Tomorrow she’ll be mad at him.

5. “How about a knuckle sandwich?”

-Every Dad Ever

4. That’s downright hilarious.

And not a terrible philosophy when it comes to life.

3. She’s going to be an expert by the time she’s a teenager.

Practice makes perfect.

2. He could have said it.

They don’t care.

1. The truth no one tells you.

You figure it out on your own, after it’s too late.

My kids crack me up all the time but I’m too tired to tweet about it most of the time.

What has your kid said lately that’s tweet-worthy? Share it with us in the comments!

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“Friends” Memes That Are Perfect for Parents

Though it remains to be seen how well the hit television show Friends will age, there’s no denying that it’s probably never going to stop being an integral part of pop culture for all of eternity.

Which means that, even for casual fans of the show, references are likely not lost on you – and if you’re a parent now, these 15 memes are going to hit just right.

15. The moment you realize it’s too good to be true.

That goes double if you have a puppy.

14. It’s good, but someone is missing.

It’s the dog.

13. The strangers are thinking the same thing.

Speaking from experience.

12. Hey, you still gotta enjoy it.

Let people look.

11. Don’t fall into the trap, new parents.

It’s never going to happen like you want it to.

10. The Ross “I’m fine” meme has so many uses.

Especially this year.

9. That’s the nicest thing I can think of.

Is there an alcohol that starts with ‘O.’

8. No one really wants advice.

They just want someone to come over with coffee and offer to fold some laundry.

7. Holidays are different now.

Not bad, just different.

6. The key is to take a lot of photos.

And sometimes that doesn’t even work.

5. If only it were that easy.

It’s not. You have to keep pretending to be interested.

4. A truer meme there never has been.

The good news is, everything is a phase.

3. “You’re lame!”

I try to refrain but it’s hard.

2. You will never hate yourself more.

The good thing is, most kids sleep like the dead.

1. New parents are cute.

Sweet summer child.

I have to admit, even though there are some cringey moments in the reruns, I still turn them on when I’m in need of comforting background noise.

What are your thoughts on Friends these days? Let’s start a discussion in the comments!

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Kids Who Have No Idea What Their Parents Do for a Living

I recall a story my parents used to tell about my sister; she was asked in school what her dad did for a living and she replied “he sits at his desk and reads his newspaper.”

Kids don’t actually know how the world works, so it makes sense that the nuance of our jobs outside the home are mostly lost on them.

Which is probably why these 11 tots only thought they knew what their parents did for a living.

11. Did she, though?

I’m sure she did sometimes.

10. I’m sure that’s part of it.

But there’s a lot more. Probably.

9. Yeah that’s not the same thing.

It is funny, though.

8. Uh-oh. Someone’s getting called into the boss’s office.

Kids, man. You can’t trust them.

7. Seems like a good gig if you can get it.

I’m not sure they pay you for that, though.

6. To a little boy, that probably seems cooler.

Super awkward at parent-teacher conferences, though.

5. Sometimes they’re using it to their advantage.

Smart little boogers.

4. Where’s the lie, though?

It’s all semantics.

3. If it’s the only thing you remember, it must be the only thing that happened.

Kid logic.

2. That escalated quickly.

“Something to do with chemicals” was in her head.

1. Somebody watches too many movies.

I approve.

I am dying, y’all. Kids are just the best.

Do you have a funny story like this? Share it with us in the comments!

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Parents of Girls, These Memes Are for You!

There are tons of things that apply to anyone raising a child of any gender or orientation, but there are also things that apply only to certain situations.

And for those who gave birth to females who still identify as girls, you just might recognize the truth in these 12 memes.

12. Where would be the fun in that?

No fun.

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11. Basically.

And just as fun.

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10. That’s one reason, anyway.

There are so many to choose from.

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9. It changes every day.

You always have a different favorite.

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8. Just what your mom wished for.

Santa Clause delivered.

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7. You’re proud and fed up all at once.

Welcome to motherhood.

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6. One of many jobs.

She takes it very seriously.

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5. I say this all the time.

It never really works.

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4. It’s important to limber up.

Complaining is part of the job.

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3. What is money?

They have no idea.

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2. That’s when you know you’re in trouble.

If you didn’t already realize.

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1. Better have two.

It’s been a long year.

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I have boys, and I’m happy about that more days than it makes me sad.

Because while I may have to deal with a bunch of dirty underwear and socks, I won’t have to deal with a 13-year-old girl hating me. Which is nice.

If you’ve got a daughter, tell us how true these ring for you!

Please and thank you!

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Kids Gave Totally Hilarious Explanations for What Their Parents Do for a Living

Our parents’ existence outside of our home lives is super confusing when we’re young.

Like, we know they go somewhere while we’re at school or daycare. We might even know where, and that they make money there or whatever, but honestly, kids are too wrapped up thinking about Nerf guns and the Tooth Fairy and the next time they’re going to get candy to really pay attention to what their parents are on about.

Which is probably how these 10 wrong – but funny – explanations for what their parents do for a living came to be.

Let’s take a look!

10. So not too far off.

Neither is interesting enough to impress kids.

9. Definitely something true in there.

I’m not sure which part.

8. I bet he loved that.

I hope he was a confident man.

7. They sort of sound the same.

I’m on the kid’s side, here.

6. That might be what she does, but it’s not what she does.

Or is it?

5. I mean, she does.

She just also sells them.

4. Sometimes we don’t even know where their heads are.

To be fair, neither do they.

3. That probably seemed like the best job ever.

I know I would like it.

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2. I bet she secretly loved that.

I know I would.

1. Kind of like a pirate.

Talk about a dream job.

Kids are just awesome, don’t you think?

Share your funny story along these lines down in the comments!

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Women With Hilarious Takes on Marriage

Marriage can be tough. Anyone who tells you differently is definitely selling something – whether to themselves, you, or both.

One of the best ways to survive the years and months (sometimes the hours) is to maintain a sense of humor. If you’re struggling with that today, these 13 women have your back.

13. He’s done it now.

He’s gonna regret that nerd stuff.

12. I cannot stress enough how important this is.

Otherwise, murder shall ensue. Or divorce.

11. He might dispute the “fun” part.

Though he didn’t specify for who.

10. I mean, sometimes the nap just happens.

But not all the time.

9. That’s why you have to take so many selfies.

They do it to themselves.

8. I don’t understand why they can’t charge their phones.

Is it an elaborate plan to avoid talking?

7. Or at the very least, you don’t see the brie.

Just tell her she looks beautiful and can she turn off the light when she’s done.

6. You don’t want to see yourself how they see you.

Not through your phone camera, anyway.

5. There are worse things.

Especially if there are wings.

4. The smart husbands know this.

It goes off in their head like a bullhorn.

3. The answer stands.

The internet is forever, my man.

2. And possibly offer to fix the dryer.

If you want to go the extra mile.

1. I’ll buy it.

Because I’ve heard it alllll the way in the city.

Thank goodness for laughter, y’all. That’s all I have to say.

How do you keep laughing? Tell us your own secrets in the comments!

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A Mom Realized She Sent Daughter to Picture Day in an Very Inappropriate Shirt

We’re all trying our best here. Some days, that’s good enough. Everyone is happy and life feels right and amazing.

Other days we’re exhausted and it’s honestly enough if the entire family makes it through safe and fed – happy and together can wait for another day.

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I’m thinking the mom in this TikTok video must have been having one of the latter sort of experiences when she chose a funny t-shirt for her toddler daughter from the closet. A gift from a friend, it read “Sasshole,” because her daughter Emma was infamous for her attitude.

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Her mother, Paige Ward of Oklahoma, had just finished a 60-hour work week, was struggling with the pandemic (as so many of us are), and didn’t even really notice what shirt she had put on Emma that morning.

Then, her daughter came home with their school pictures.

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The lettering on the shirt was cut off, and proclaimed her daughter “A$shole” for all eternity.

In the end, Paige decided there was nothing to do but laugh.

@paigepuhlease

#greenscreenvideo Well.. should I order some prints or what.. #badmom #sass #toddlersoftiktok #fyp #viral

♬ Oh No – Kreepa

Other parents on TikTok definitely agreed with her, too, pointing out that her daughter was probably about to become a meme.

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And saying they hoped she’d ordered a whole packet of prints.

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They pointed out that perhaps this wasn’t a fail at all, but a win.

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Everything in life is about perspective, and that goes double (or triple) for parenting.

I say laugh, keep the prints to put in her high school yearbook, and move on.

We all have more important stuff to worry about, don’t you think?

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Parents Who Blessed Us With Their Kids’ Funniest Moments

I know there’s a big discussion in the parenting world about social media and privacy, and how much to share of your child’s life and likeness before they’re officially old enough to consent.

That said, quoting your kid in a post seems pretty harmless, since no names are used and probably you don’t even have that many followers (do you?).

Maybe I’m just trying to justify it because I really don’t want parents like these 10 to stop amusing me with the hijinks that happen behind closed doors – for today, let’s just enjoy!

10. It’s a fun game we like to play.

All those years of playing Carmen Sandiego are about to pay off.

9. Also the answer to “what’s that smell.”

Or it could be the dog, but that’s basically the same thing.

8. And honestly, we’re grateful.

Otherwise, who knows how we would be living?

7. One way or another.

God help them if they eat the fruit before you get around to it.

6. Kids say the sweetest things.

And also things like this.

5. Everyone lies.

It the new “how often do you floss.”

4. Musical instruments are a double-edged sword.

They’re also why noise-canceling headphones exist.

3. We’ve got to get our giggles somehow.

That’s why we had kids!

2. Bless her heart.

She’s gonna have to find someone who can live with that one day.

1. This is very sweet.

And I’m actually glad the drawing isn’t more realistic and detailed.

One of the best things about kids – and the thing that keeps them alive some days – is how they make us laugh.

What’s the last thing your kid said or did that you just had to share? Tell us about it in the comments!

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Kids Who Absolutely Totally Nailed Their School Pictures

When you’re a parent, you want to have adorable photos that will let you remember the glow of your kid’s childhood once they’re older and crabby and stuff.

Unfortunately, the school photographers can only do so much, and kids have their own agenda (if and when they even realize there is one to be had), and honestly, sometimes humor is better than cute, right?

At least, I hope that’s the attitude these 20 parents managed to find when these school pictures found their way home.

20. He took that freedom and ran with it.

Remember that for the next time.

I told my 9 year old I didn’t care what he did in his Spring School photos. This is what he gave us. from pics

19. How can you not frame this?

Answer: you can’t.

My friend’s boyfriend was not happy about his kindergarten picture. His parents still have it framed in their house 20 years later. from funny

18. No reshoots, please.

You cannot improve upon perfection.

The school offered to re-shoot the photo buty parents declined. from blunderyears

17. Girlfriend knew exactly what she was doing.

She’s making the same face now!

Reagan brought home her school pictures today. Should I ground her or high-five her? #2020

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16. They’d better hope he never commits a crime.

Because that picture will end up on the air.

15. To be fair, no one knows how to smile in 1st grade.

I don’t know what to say about the eyes, though.

Apparently I didn’t know how to smile in first grade from blunderyears

14. Bless her heart.

Great taste in music.

My wife’s school picture with her most prized possession at the time. An Evanescence CD. from blunderyears

13. You can’t be mad about these.

It’s impossible.

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12. He was just doing what he was told.

This is so funny.

I too was instructed not to blink during my elementary school yearbook photo. from funny

11. Definitely not the kid’s fault.

This one is on the school/photog.

10. She is all of us.

She’ll learn how to smile one day. Probably.

9. I mean, she looks fine.

Bless her heart.

10M, and looking like a middle age mom who’s deciding to grace you with a smile, while still judging you just a little from blunderyears

8. To be fair, she still looks super cute.

Maybe she wants to be a model.

My daughters first ever school photo. She was so excited for days, went in and got mugshot instead. from funny

7. That’s certainly a mood.

I hope he gets a laugh out of it one day.

I’m sure everyone needs a good laugh these days so thanks to my latest mom fail…you’re welcome in advance haha ?Mason…

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6. Wooooowwww this is a lot to take in.

I don’t know where to look first.

School photos sometimes in the early 2000s. I really thought I was "Da Bomb". I remember going to Limited Too and thinking those velour pants were a must. from blunderyears

5. And now he’s a meme.

That expression is all the kid, though.

4. The Timberlands. The shirt.

Oh my god the Pee Wee Herman.

Me in the 4th grade ready to go on some sort of tropical safari with my best friend. from blunderyears

3. I have a lot of questions.

Mostly about the egg.

2. He captured the very sweet smile.

I have no idea what he’s looking at, though.

1. This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.

Truly. In my entire life.

My brother’s Pre-k picture. He didn’t know how to smile. from blunderyears

I can only hope one of my kids comes home with an epic photo like this one day.

Because that would truly be a day that me and my hubby would LOL for days.

Has one of your kids’ school photos ever surprised you? Tell us how in the comments!

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Gold Star Families and Veterans Can Visit any National Park for Free

If you know anything about how veterans and the families of those who gave their lives in service to America are treated when the fighting and serving are done, then you know they don’t get nearly enough.

Not enough thanks, not enough healthcare, not enough financial support, you name it.

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And though it may seem like a small thing to let them into the country’s national parks for free, I mean…at least it’s something.

Recently the Department of Veterans Affairs announced that U.S. military veterans and gold star families will have free access to all national parks, wildlife refuges, and other federal lands for as long as they live.

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Secretary of the Interior, David L. Bernhardt, issued a statement.

“With the utmost respect and gratitude, we are granting Veterans and Gold Star Families free access to the iconic and treasured lands they fought to protect starting this Veterans Day and every single day thereafter.”

The passes known as America the Beautiful grant access to more than 2,000 federal recreation sites and 400 million acres of public lands, including Yosemite, the Grand Canyon, Arches, and Mount Rushmore. They normally run you $80 a year.

To nab complimentary access, all veterans have to do is provide identification showing they were in the armed forces, the U.S. National Guard, or the Reserves.

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Gold star families, who have lost a family member while they were serving in a war or military operation outside the U.S. or in an international terrorist attack.

Staying physically active is one of the best ways to nourish our minds and bodies, so as long as everyone is following guidelines as far as social distancing, there’s no reason veterans and their families shouldn’t get out and enjoy.

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