Teenagers Are Starting to Wish They’d Grown Up “Way Back” in the 1990s

There are some good things about getting older – the confidence, the money, the freedom (sort of) – but there are undoubtedly more than a few things that are less than savory about the aging process.

One of those things is the ability of younger people – teenagers in particular – to make you feel positively ancient without even really trying.

Which is exactly what’s happening on Twitter, where a bunch of Gen Z kids are nostalgic for a simpler time…that was a Millennial’s childhood.

Here are 9 of those posts, so get your dentures and your hair dye ready.

9. I know exactly what they’re talking about.

I’m nostalgic for those vibes, too.

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8. Weirdos are what made the 90s great.

I’m just sayin’.

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7. Literally everything.

Except the internet.

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6. Ouch.

We all have to get there one day, my friend. If you’re lucky.

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5. I mean we had great music.

And all of the flannel shirts.

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4. Keep wishing, kid.

You’ll never be as lucky as we were, though.

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3. It was quite a ride.

Come and sit at my knee, young one.

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2. Some things would be worth going back for.

Lots of stuff is better now, though.

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1. Those were the days.

They have passed us by now, child.

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I don’t know, I miss the 90s too, so I kind of get it.

What do you miss the most about the 90s? Tell us about it in the comments!

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Kids Who Really Cracked Their Moms Up

Some days, the fact that our kids make us laugh is the only thing that keeps them alive, I think. Children don’t always think they’re being funny, and they’re not always doing it on purpose, but that doesn’t really matter – that little burst of laughter can do so much for that tension balled up at the base of your neck.

Here are 10 kids who are experts at making their parents laugh, and luckily, their parents are on Twitter to share it all with us.

10. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Probably a bad thing. Broccoli can be a lot.

9. Wow. That’s way harsh.

But still hilarious.

8. Never interrupt.

There’s always more coming.

7. Ugh, typecasting.

She’s gonna make it big in Hollywood one day.

6. Bless their little heart.

One day they will cling to those “old” ages.

5. At least one of you can keep your self esteem.

Poor daddy never has to know.

4. Yes, I do.

And now I’m going to teach you.

3. Don’t bother correcting him.

You’ll just make it worse.

2. It’s the question first that does it.

Like, he knows exactly what he’s doing.

1. At least he can read people.

That’ll come in handy when he learns to keep his mouth shut.

My kids make me laugh every day and I’m so grateful. Because without them, my laughter quotient would be far, far less.

What’s something funny your kid has said recently? Share it with us in the comments!

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People Who Wanted to Talk Someone Out of a Baby Name

One of the most important responsibilities a new parent has is giving the baby a name. The names we pick are as varied as the human beings who give and receive them, but most of us, I think, realize that it’s something that should require some consideration and thought.

There’s a lot in a name, after all.

Labor and delivery nurses, I imagine, brace themselves when they ask laboring mothers what the baby will be named – mine did it each time and wrote on a white board in the room “Happy Birthday ___!”

There must be names they hate and names they don’t understand, but which choices made them want to actually speak up? Read on to find out!

17. Some people are so focused on themselves.

I knew a woman who named her daughter Sunni. White “new age” sort of woman. I don’t think she realized it, ever.

16. I actually like the name Sunshine.

My boyfriend’s grandmother wanted to name her daughter Sunshine. The midwife said that wasn’t allowed because “it wasn’t a real name” and his grandmother had no other back up baby names.

So, a few minutes later when she heard someone down the hall screaming “Tina”, she named her daughter Tina because she couldn’t think of anything else on the spot.

15. I bet they were grateful.

My classmates mother was a maternity nurse and she has a couple who wanted to name their son “Collin” but wanted to give him a “unique” spelling for it. (I do not understand why parents do this. It doesn’t make a boring name more interesting all it does is set your child up for lifelong inconvenience.)

They spelled it out for her to put on the birth certificate C-O-L-O-N. They tried to name their son colon. As in, the organ attached to your anus.

When my classmates mother explained this to them they were painfully embarrassed and asked her to write it down with the normal spelling instead. I don’t think they’ll ever live it down.

14. A family name.

I once met a dude named Lovey. It was a family name. I think it was especially cute because he was such a big tough guy.

13. Why THAT word?

I tried to tell someone not to name their kid Tarmac. They learned the word from NASCAR.

12. God bless brothers.

My brother talked my mother out of naming me Mulan, because he had a major crush on her and didn’t think a “sack of potatoes” deserved to be given her name.

11. Even the French get it.

In France there used to be a list of names you had to choose from (mostly based on that day’s name saint and 3-4 others). Which is why there were so many Jean / Marc / Louis /Phillipe / Marie / Anne / Valerie, etc in France.

Now it’s a free choice…. but anyone can ask a judge to cancel a name-choice and force the parent(s) to suggest one the judge finds acceptable. So no names like Coca-Cola, Xerox, Cocaine, Anal, Nutella, Sex Fruit, Devil, Blue Murder… PLUS the rejected name gets added to a “banned” list to streamline the rejection in the future.

10. Why, though?

My boyfriend was nearly called Eggbert… But predominantly egg for short. Glad they decided against it!

9. Who decides what’s offensive?

Portugal also has a list of names. It includes multiple spellings of the same name (Eric, éric and Erik are all allowed, even though Eric’s not really a Portuguese name) and names that just aren’t from the Portuguese language (I think they’re there so children of 3rd generation immigrants can have names from their cultures).

However, if at least one of the parents isn’t Portuguese, you’re allowed to name your child anything that’s not offensive

8. No. Stop.

I am neither a nurse or midwife, but I once was paid to design birthday cards for a kid name Mileage (pronounced My Leige, like you would refer to a King).

Both the pronunciation and the spelling made me question why i deal with this customer base.

7. Those are…nothing alike.

My uncle wanted to name his daughter Raider God. I’m glad they settled on Jada.

6. Some of these should not be legal.

I worked at a registrar for a while and among the birth certificates I got some of the standouts i saw were:

Killer, Syphilis and Sweet Prayer Sunrise (this one was a boy).

5. You’ve always gotta wait until the series ends.

As a Family Medicine Resident, I personally delivered two different girls named Khaleesi. This was around 2016, well before season 8.

I imagine there might be some buyer’s remorse on the parents part at this point

4. Talk about a complex.

Boss’s friend named their kid Monster Galileo

Nurse tried to talk them out of it. Called in child services to talk them out of it. They insisted.

Kid goes by Galileo. Honestly, I kind of like the sound of it for an adult or a performer’s name but gah, being a kid named ‘monster’ has to be rough in school.

3. Those poor nurses.

not a nurse, but as a med student a patient wanted to name her child Mudpiles. The nurses silently protested and waited a few days.

Mom changed her mind.

2. Bless her mother.

Before I was born, my dad wanted to name my Sky… But he thought that replacing the y with an I would be cute.

Thank god my mom isn’t stupid or I may have been named Ski.

1. Is it supposed to be…creative?

My mom is a public school librarian and the cringiest name she has encountered so far is a girl named “Lesmie” (pronounced like Leslie but with an M).

I am appalled, y’all, and I honestly didn’t think that was possible anymore.

What’s the most jaw-dropping baby name you’ve heard in person? Share it with us in the comments!

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Baby Names That People Felt Obligated to Protest

What we name our children is a deeply personal decision, whether we want to go for family names, traditional names, something that reflects our beliefs or personalities, or just a name that’s always spoken to us when we think about the humans we will love more than any other.

There are some people, though, who are just woefully misguided about what human beings should be called, and honestly, it’s our sacred duty to try to stop babies from being named horrible, scarring things they will probably never get over.

These 16 people heard what someone was planning to dub a new baby and knew they just had to speak up.

16. Teachers have hard times picking names.

Not in the medical field, but a teacher. There are certain names that each teacher avoids because we’ve had a student (or seven) with that name who were difficult in one way or another.

One year, there were four Dylans in the same cohort and they were all hell on wheels. One of the teachers at that grade level had a baby with his wife that spring, and she named the kid Dylan. The rest of us were like, “didn’t you vehemently veto that?”

He just shrugged and said it was important to her and he wasn’t the superstitious type. Flash forward a few years, I saw a toddler tearing through the salad bar at the grocery store, spilling things, moving spoons from one container to another, reaching in with his hands… it was Dylan.

15. A classic princess fan.

My dad wanted to name me Snövit, the Swedish name for Snow White, but in the end my parents named me something else. Had my younger brother been a girl he’d been named Törnrosa, meaning Thorn Rose and is the Swedish name on Sleeping Beauty.

Never did get to the bottom what my dad’s obsession with princesses was all about.

14. Pregnancy does weird things to your brain.

My mother (who has an odd, to say the least, sense of humor) wanted to name my baby brother Ichabod Rusty.

Our surname is Ford.

She was determined to call him Ichy Rusty Ford. Tickled herself shitless through the pregnancy. And look it was funny, I mean I was 12, but everyone thought she was just being her usual goofy self.

Apparently, she got attached to it and at some point Dad just said “f*ck no, we are not naming the baby that.”

They settled on something much more appropriate…

Although, these days I think the little sh%t might have been better named Ichy Rusty lmfao!

13. Not just Nathan.

I’m neither of these, but I had a classmate in university whose name was Meganathan.

…To date I don’t know why Nathan failed to suffice.

12. Doomed from the start.

I had a coworker named Trina. When she was pregnant, she told me that she and her husband had decided to name the baby Latrine. I had to explain to her that she was naming her poor baby after the hole in the ground that soldiers sh%t into.

She was horrified, and changed it to Katrina. Two days after the kid was born, Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans.

11. When you realize you’ve made a poor choice.

My ex husband didn’t think it was fair that girls could be names “Grace” or “Hope” etc and seriously suggested “Pestilence” “War” or “Plague” for a boy. His choice for a girl was “Tangerine”.

Fortunately we never had any children.

10. Bless that baby’s heart.

Working as an ERT on overnights, I got called to OB to help out alot. One name will always stick with me because of how unfortunate it is for the kid and how ridiculous it all is. The mom was deep in meth and other substance abuse and she told us she wanted him named Zion.

We were like oh cool no problem so we asked her to fill out the paperwork of everything for us to submit and put in the chart and she wrote down Vzyiion…..she looked us dead in the eyes and said, the V is silent…..

She also gave him 5 middle names because she didn’t know which one was the father so he got em all….

9. How is that a compromise?

I work in a music store that offers lessons and rents instruments. We have a list of the oddest child names.

~ Jamuary, Qwest, Sixte, She’Bra, Battle, ShyAnn are just a few on there.

~ The best one was Alivia (pronounced Ah-Lee-Vee-ah). When speaking with the grandmother she said that the mom wanted to name her Olivia but the father hated the name. Dad saw a bottle of Aleve on the counter so he and the mother compromised and came up with Alivia.

8. I’m guessing she wasn’t the first baby. Or the second.

My mother’s name. My grandmother wanted to name her Ishbelle and my grandfather wanted to name her Laura. So they got a baby name book and the first name they agreed on would be her name.

Her name is Wanda.

7. That’s why you don’t ask toddlers for their input.

I once had a student named Linoleum. Some midwife dropped the ball on that one.

My brother wanted to name our soon to be younger brother Corn Peas and our parents almost went with it because they felt bad about asking for his input and then rejecting it.

Fortunately they got over that and passed on the name.

6. Everyone needs a midwife like this.

Back in 2000-2004 I worked at a hospital doing admin and an ol’ battleaxe of a senior midwife stomped over with this angry-looking pregnant teenager in tow.

“Varvara!” Old Battleaxe roared. “Varvara, open up that internetty-thing on your computer!”

Old Battleaxe did not know computers, but she was well scary, so I agreed, and opened up the internetty-thing.

“Show this ridiculous child the first picture that appears when you type in the word Chanterelle!”

The angry pregnant teenager whined about how it was a pretty name and loads of girls were naming their little girl it, and then went stone-dead silent when she saw picture after picture of nasty sulphur-yellow mushrooms sprouting out of muddy forest floors.

“Told you! It’s a f*cking fungus!” Old Battleaxe roared, and stamped off to be Terrifying and Sensible at other pregnant teenagers, leaving me with the angry one.

Turned out that the name she had actually been thinking of was Chardonnay, which is both the name of very expensive wine and the name of a character in a UK soap opera called Footballers Wives, which was about as classy as it sounds.

The baby got that as a middle name later on, which was fine, the first name was Sophie or something along those lines.

5. When you just can’t be bothered?

Not a midwife but lived with a student midwife when I was a student. The first set of twins she delivered got called “Red” and “Blue”

When I worked in a boring admin job dealing with applications from members of the public I came across “Jessica Rabbit”, saw her passport and everything. I just hope she chose that later in life rather than parents landing her with it.

The worst ones I saw in that job were combinations made by women getting married and taking their husbands surnames so can’t really be blamed on the parents.

4. What on earth.

My co-worker went to school with a girl named Fallopia. I feel sorry for her especially when she takes biology classes and they talk about Fallopian tubes.

3. That’s a pretty name, what the heck?

And here my mom was talked out of naming me Violet.

“Sounds like an old lady” they said.

2. She must really have loved that vacuum.

My mom wanted to name me Kirby. After her vacuum.

Thankfully my dad talked her out if it.

1. Definitely something.

I was almost named Cinderall I have no idea what my dad was smoking at the time.

What is wrong with people, y’all???

What’s a baby name you had to protest? Share it with us in the comments!

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Read About Kids Who Told Their Parents Creepy Tales of Their Past Lives

Kids do a lot of creepy stuff, and most of it I think can be put down to them still trying to figure out to be a human that doesn’t freak out other humans.

Most of the time they’re sweet and cool and funny, but if you’ve got some of your own, there’s no denying they can be a bunch of little weirdos, too, right?

One of the creepiest things kids do is talk about “before” they were born, or have random “memories” or vocabulary that comes out of nowhere – and these 13 parents must have been calling the exorcist after their kids shared these particular tales.

13. So eerie!

I don’t know how old I was but when I was young (<6) I was in the car with my parents and I said something like “oh I used to live there” while pointing at a house we were driving past.

Turns out it was my great great grandmothers house.

12. That’s a weird power dynamic.

Well, I’m not a parent but I once told my mother, “I used to be your dad”, when I was a toddler.

And if that’s not weird enough he died about 9 months before I was born.

11. Not a skeptic anymore.

My family and I were driving through the Kent countryside and my brother (about 3 at the time) announced: “Mummy, that was the field I died in once. I bayonet went through my tummy.” I was 8 and remember wondering what a bayonet was EXACTLY at the same time my parents looked at each other and asked him HOW he knew what bayonet was?

He said he didn’t know and then became almost embarrassed and shy because of our collective reactions. There was no way he would have known about war or weapons as this was the early 90s and we didn’t watch TV much at all.

I’m a complete skeptic but this creeps me out to this day.

10. This is just amazing.

Not a mum but I was a nanny for many years.

This is going to be long and I apologize in advance.

One of my little ones, 2 yrs old & incredibly smart child, way ahead developmentally in almost every way. He used to like to tell me things while we got him ready for bed. It was almost always these weird storied which would always start with “When I was an old lady…” and they were always very specific little “day in the life of” type things which I quickly realized went beyond the life experience & typical vocabulary of a 2 yr old.

Over a few months he kept adding very consistently to this story. He would also sometimes play as this old lady, with a cloth over his head and walking slowly as if his back pained him. Grocery shopping or playing with his sisters dolls as if they were his grandchildren was his favourite when he did this.

He added some specific details like:

How many children she had, (4 daughters and a son)and how many grandchildren.

Her husband had died in his 50’s (same age as one of his uncles) from a lung disease.

One of her daughters had died in their 30’s in a car accident leaving 2 children who she took in with the help of another daughter.

She had a bad back and pain in her feet. One of her daughters would rub her feet to help with the pain.

All but one of her children was married, the unmarried daughter lived with her and she worried she would never marry.

She remembered dying. She had been crossing a street and hit by a car, she described how people stood around her, where it hurt, how someone eventually lifted her into a car (no ambulances) and took her to hospital where she died.

I was not his only nanny, and he was consistent with these stories. Us nannies would get together and swap stories and I would write them down because I had been fascinated with phenomena like past lives before this and wanted to see where it all went.

He also described the house & neighborhood they lived in. This is especially interesting as this kid came from a SUPER wealthy family and had never even seen the kind of housing or poverty he was describing. He also talked about living by the seaside.

Months into this unfolding, we visited a seaside city on the other side of the country. One day a family member there was having a birthday party so we piled in the van to drive over, and our driver got lost (this is pre google maps & smartphone times). We ended up driving through this extremely poor neighborhood and suddenly my little boy started shouting and screaming and insisted we turn down a couple of specific streets.

He started pointing out the window and telling us things he was recognizing “from when I was an old lady”. It matched to what he’d previously described in general and we were all so interested we let him direct us where to go as we were already going to be late for the party anyway.

He accurately described what we would see round the next turn several times but got extremely confused and upset when he got to where “her” house was because it was now a store. The driver leaned out the window and asked a nearby old person what had been there before the store and was told “houses”.

We never went back there or were able to get any additional verification. Totally understandably his parents were concerned about this story telling and how vivid and strange it was, so after this dramatic incident we made an active effort to redirect him to other stories and play types.

As he approached three he started telling less & less of these stories, and they got less & less specific. By about 3 1/2 he couldn’t even remember telling us stories about being an old lady. He thought we were joking with him.

To this day, over 25 yrs later, I can’t explain it really.

9. That’s quite a story.

When my daughter was 3, she saw a large ship while we were on vacation at the beach and said “That’s like the one my parents before you died on.” I said, “You had other parents before us?” She calmly went on to explain that I shouldn’t worry, they were her parents a long time before my husband and I were, but the ship they were on broke apart and they are still at the bottom of the ocean.

She then said when her “before” parents died, she and her sister “Brinella” had to be separated because no one could take them both. She said her sister went to live in Australia, but she stayed in Ireland. We live in the U.S.

8. Goosebumps indeed.

Not me but a friends little sister. The whole family was out for dinner at a restaurant in a skiing village which they recently bought a cottage near. My friends little sister as soon as they walked in said “I know this place. My mother and I used to paint here.” To which her mother replied “We’ve never been here before, what do you mean?” she replied with “No. My mother from before. We used to paint here all the time.”

The family was obviously a little freaked out but didn’t think much of it as she was pretty young and they figured just messing around. Later on though, when talking to the waitress, the little girl again adamantly mentioned how she used to paint there and the waitress revealed that it in fact was an art studio for many years in the 1900s but had been converted sometime in the early 2000s into a restaurant.

Needless to say the entire table, waitress included, got goosebumps and were at a loss for words.

7. They’re so sure of themselves!

One of my preschool students: What do you want to do when you’re a kid again?

Me: Well grown ups don’t become kids again. We grow up and stay grown ups.

Her: Well I remember when I was a grown up and I drove a car! And now I’m a kid again!

6. Poor thing.

My daughter talks about her “grandson” all the time. I thought it was just an imaginary friend, but then a couple nights ago she came out of her room at bed time absolutely sobbing and said “I’m sad because I miss my grandson. He lives in my old house in my old neighborhood”.

She has never lived anywhere other than this apartment

5. That will heal your heart.

my grandma has a story from when my dad was 2-3 years old. he told her once that he was almost born before but was too sick and died and had to come back later

turns out my grandma had at least 1 miscarriage before he was born that was likely due to birth defects caused by a medication she had been taking at the time

4. You’ve gotta believe that…

When he was 3 my husband decided to treat our son to a flight over our city in a Cessna. When it was time to get on the plane, our boy climbed into the pilot’s seat and was extremely upset when he was told he had to move. He began crying and saying he was sorry. He didn’t mean to crash that plane last time and he said he’d be good this time.

My husband managed to calm him by pointing out that his legs were too short for his feet to reach the pedals. Once he got settled in the back seat, he started fussing about not being able to use the radio, so the pilot got him a headset, just didn’t plug it in all the way. Our son then started trying to raise the tower so he could to his radio check and get clearance. At that point the pilot needed to take a break. He went for a smoke while my husband talked to our son, who told him that he crashed the last plane he flew and a lot of people died.

When the pilot got back, they were able to do the flight with no further issues. About a year later, we went to an aeronautics museum when an old Mosquito was being restored. Our son told the curator that he used to fly one of those, so he offered us a tour of the plane. When we got in, our son pointed out several things that were ‘wrong’ with the plane, which turned out to be correct – things like the joy stick being the wrong sort etc.

The curator told us the plane had previously been modernized and was now being restored to original condition. He also confirmed that the items our son had pointed out were in fact slated to be replaced. Our kid is grown mow and doesn’t remember ever being a pilot before and has absolute zero interest in planes, but he does remember just ‘knowing’ things about airplanes and piloting them.

3. That’s pretty interesting.

Anyone interested in this sort of thing should look up the ww2 US general George S. Patton.

He allegedly attributes many of his victories throughout Europe to a familiarity with the battlefields, having fought on them countless times in past lives. I’m pretty sure there’s a book about it.

2. I can see why.

not me, but some of my grandma’s siblings died in a house fire around the 60’s-70’s. My moms sister (around 15-25 at the time) was just talking with one of her cousin who was about 5 like 30 years ago, and the 5 year old was REALLY scared of fire, and acted a lot like one of my grandma’s sisters, tony.

then one day when my aunt reached over to light a candle the 5 year old cousin said “isnt it funny how last time we were sisters but now we’re cousins?” it freaked my aunt right out, apparently

1. He made a good decision, then.

Mine said that he had a dream he was in heaven (or some other place before he was born) with lots of men in suits who had lined up every woman on the planet, and the suits told him to pick who would be his mum.

The part that creeped me out is I remember my mum telling me I had a dream exactly like that as a child.

My kids haven’t done this yet and I kind of feel like I’m missing out. Is that wrong?

If your child has weirded you out talking about what came before they were born, share the story with us in the comments!

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These Things Are Surprisingly Safe for Human Consumption

I think sometimes we eat a lot of things that we really shouldn’t. As the mother of toddlers, I absolutely know this is true – and as someone who has made more than one call to poison control, I also know for sure that there aren’t as many things that can kill us as you might think.

Here are 15 things you’d probably guess shouldn’t be ingested – but that are, as it turns out, totally safe for human consumption.

15. Not actual peanuts, but…

Some packing peanuts are actually made out of corn starch.

They of course aren’t produced in a food safe environment, and all of the nutritional components like sugars are removed so as not to attract bugs.

But yeah, most styrofoam peanuts are edible.

The ones that aren’t made of corn starch, though, are made of polystyrene, a petroleum-based plastic. So definitely do your research before you decide to sample some packing peanuts.

14. But potentially painful to eat.

Euell Gibbons: “Many parts of the pine tree are edible.”

Pine needle tea is a very good source of vitamin c

13. We’re just special that way.

Caffeine.

That stuff plants evolved to make it so nothing could eat them, it kills most other creatures.

Meanwhile us humans are like ZOOM.

12. That sounds about right.

A whole box of Nivea cream apparently.

I ate an entire box of Nivea cream when I was a toddler and the only aftereffect was that my poop smelled nice for a while.

11. Maybe it’s not a great thing.

Nicotine is the same. Also opium. And capsaicin. And onion/garlic flavor.

These are all anti-pest chemicals that humans love because we are questionably-designed garbage disposals.

10. He had nice breath, anyway.

Had a severely alcoholic patient drink two large bottles of Mouth Wash (Listerine etc) every day for about 15 years.

You’d think nearly 10,000 bottles of Mouth Wash would kill a man, but no. At least, not very quickly.

9. SMALL amounts, people.

Petroleum Jelly – small amounts have been used as laxative and stool softener.

8. Don’t eat the bees!

You can eat everything inside of a natural beehive, including the bees. Just don’t get stung!

My roommate didn’t believe me when I got honeycomb from a local farmers market and ate it by the spoonful.

Usually I just crush it to get the honey out then spit out the comb, but I chewed up and swallowed a whole chunk just to prove to him that you could do it.

7. Do not try this at home.

Charcoal.

Well, not the one you’d buy for BBQs, but medical charcoal has a similar composition and is not only safe, but awesome at cleaning up some unfortunate gastrointestinal interlopers.

6. Good to know?

When I had my gallbladder removed a few months ago, the doc told me, apropos of nothing, I could eat the stones they let me keep.

I mean, I guess they’re mostly cholesterol, so it makes sense.

5. In case of an apocalypse.

Animals with rabies.

Just avoid the saliva glands and that general area.

4. They probably know what they’re doing.

Some indigenous tribes eat clay in small amounts due to the minerals and texture.

I have two cousins adopted from a Haitian orphanage. The orphanage basically took lard and mixed it with small amounts of dirt to feed to the kids.

I imagine it was more “filler” than any notable benefits, but still, crazy to think about.

3. But it stains.

methylene blue

…Though it’ll make your pee turn blue

It stains really badly. You can get blue underwear, blue toilet bowl, blue car seats.

(Most people who take methylene blue have bladder control problems)

2. That’s just encouraging people.

Ballistol

It’s a general purpose oil for lubrication and rust protection and can be used for metal, wood, and leather.

It’s completely safe to drink, and it even smells like liqorice.

1. I’m sorry, what?

Shellac.

Yes. The stuff they use to seal wood.

It’s used in everything from finger nail polish to candy.

Its secreted by a bug.

Yummy.

Color me surprised (even with those toddlers)!

What’s something else that belongs on this list? If you’ve got a surprise up your sleeve, share it with us down in the comments.

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Physicists Are Getting Closer to Understanding Why Glass Exists

Until someone pointed it out to me, I never really considered that the existence of glass is a weird thing. I mean, I enjoy science, and I read about science, but this particular quirk has escaped me for all of these years!

When liquid is cooled, it either crystallizes or hardens into glass. The former is a dramatic switch from the liquid phase, where molecules are disordered and free flowing, into the locked, regular, repeating pattern of the crystal phase (like how water freezes into ice).

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Some liquids, like silica, begins as a molten liquid and when cooled, contracts and crowds closer together until they stop moving. The gradual transition doesn’t reorganize the molecules, and the gradual nature results in glass.

Scientists, though, don’t really understand why the cooling liquid hardens in some scenarios, or why the cold molecules don’t “squish” into new arrangements, confesses Camille Scalliet, a glass theorist at the University of Cambridge.

“Liquid and glass have the same structure, but behave differently.

Understanding that is the main question.”

They have had clues, like the one found by chemist Walter Kauzmann in 1948 when he noticed that the more slowly you cool a liquid, the longer it will cool before it transitions into a denser and more stable glass.

In that scenario, the molecules had longer to shuffle around and find tighter, low-energy arrangements before it fully hardened – and the lowest possible temperature it can stay at before full hardening is now known as the Kauzmann temperature.

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There, the resulting glass has an entropy as low as that of a crystal, creating a paradox – how could glass possess the same order as a crystal?

It can’t, not normally, which implied something special happened at the Kauzmann temperature – something that created an ideal glass structure made of the densest possible packing of molecules.

Mark Ediger, a chemical physicist at the University of Wisconsin Madison, says that’s why “people thought there should be an ideal glass.”

Despite experiments through the years by scientists and glassmakers alike, no way has been found to form ideal glass by cooling a liquid. The cooling process would have to be perhaps infinitely slow, it was surmised, to keep the glass from hardening before it his the Kauzmann temperature.

Then, in 2007, Ediger developed a new method of glassmaking.

“We figured out there was another way to make glasses that are high density and close to the ideal-glass state by a completely different route.”

That route involved creating “ultra-stable glasses” that exist in a state somewhere between ordinary and ideal using a method called vapor deposition.

It required dropping molecules one by one onto a surface (kind of like playing Tetris), which allowed each one to settle into a snug space before dropping the next one. The glass that resulted was denser, more stable, and lower in entropy than any that had been created before, Ediger said.

“These materials have the properties that you would expect if you took a liquid and cooled it over the course of a million years.”

Several years after Ediger figured out how to make this ultra-stable glass, a group at Berkeley, and another in Madrid, set out to study whether it might depart from that universal heat capacity near absolute zero.

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The two groups probed the low-temperature properties of the ultra-stable silicon and ultra-stable indomethacin and found that both had lower heat capacity than the typical near absolute zero – their configurations are especially snug.

Their theory is that there’s a “tunnel” or a “two-level system” that allows atoms to move between alternative configurations, passing through obstacles and occupying both levels at once. Since the ultra-stable glass has such a low heat capacity that results in fewer of these “tunnels,” then it would seem that ideal glass would have none at all, explained David Reichman, a theorist at Columbia University.

“It’s just perfectly, somehow, positioned where all the atoms are disordered – it doesn’t have a crystal structure – but there’s nothing moving at all.”

They believe, then, that when liquid becomes a glass it’s actually attempting to transition into “ideal” glass and a fundamental pull toward long-range order, but the increased viscosity prevents them from ever truly getting there.

Scientists were recently able to test these ideas through simulations, speeding up the process by a factor of 1 trillion and swapping particles to find the best possible fit.

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They published their results in Physical Review Letters and reported that the more stable the simulated glass, the fewer two-level systems it has – just like they suspected.

There are still more experiments to do on substances like amber, which doesn’t fit this mold or these findings, but also exists outside of a laboratory setting.

For now, glass specialists and physicists all over the world are excited to be one step closer to understanding how class is made, how it exists, and how we can make it better.

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Physicists Are Getting Closer to Understanding Why Glass Exists

Until someone pointed it out to me, I never really considered that the existence of glass is a weird thing. I mean, I enjoy science, and I read about science, but this particular quirk has escaped me for all of these years!

When liquid is cooled, it either crystallizes or hardens into glass. The former is a dramatic switch from the liquid phase, where molecules are disordered and free flowing, into the locked, regular, repeating pattern of the crystal phase (like how water freezes into ice).

Image Credit: iStock

Some liquids, like silica, begins as a molten liquid and when cooled, contracts and crowds closer together until they stop moving. The gradual transition doesn’t reorganize the molecules, and the gradual nature results in glass.

Scientists, though, don’t really understand why the cooling liquid hardens in some scenarios, or why the cold molecules don’t “squish” into new arrangements, confesses Camille Scalliet, a glass theorist at the University of Cambridge.

“Liquid and glass have the same structure, but behave differently.

Understanding that is the main question.”

They have had clues, like the one found by chemist Walter Kauzmann in 1948 when he noticed that the more slowly you cool a liquid, the longer it will cool before it transitions into a denser and more stable glass.

In that scenario, the molecules had longer to shuffle around and find tighter, low-energy arrangements before it fully hardened – and the lowest possible temperature it can stay at before full hardening is now known as the Kauzmann temperature.

Image Credit: iStock

There, the resulting glass has an entropy as low as that of a crystal, creating a paradox – how could glass possess the same order as a crystal?

It can’t, not normally, which implied something special happened at the Kauzmann temperature – something that created an ideal glass structure made of the densest possible packing of molecules.

Mark Ediger, a chemical physicist at the University of Wisconsin Madison, says that’s why “people thought there should be an ideal glass.”

Despite experiments through the years by scientists and glassmakers alike, no way has been found to form ideal glass by cooling a liquid. The cooling process would have to be perhaps infinitely slow, it was surmised, to keep the glass from hardening before it his the Kauzmann temperature.

Then, in 2007, Ediger developed a new method of glassmaking.

“We figured out there was another way to make glasses that are high density and close to the ideal-glass state by a completely different route.”

That route involved creating “ultra-stable glasses” that exist in a state somewhere between ordinary and ideal using a method called vapor deposition.

It required dropping molecules one by one onto a surface (kind of like playing Tetris), which allowed each one to settle into a snug space before dropping the next one. The glass that resulted was denser, more stable, and lower in entropy than any that had been created before, Ediger said.

“These materials have the properties that you would expect if you took a liquid and cooled it over the course of a million years.”

Several years after Ediger figured out how to make this ultra-stable glass, a group at Berkeley, and another in Madrid, set out to study whether it might depart from that universal heat capacity near absolute zero.

Image Credit: iStock

The two groups probed the low-temperature properties of the ultra-stable silicon and ultra-stable indomethacin and found that both had lower heat capacity than the typical near absolute zero – their configurations are especially snug.

Their theory is that there’s a “tunnel” or a “two-level system” that allows atoms to move between alternative configurations, passing through obstacles and occupying both levels at once. Since the ultra-stable glass has such a low heat capacity that results in fewer of these “tunnels,” then it would seem that ideal glass would have none at all, explained David Reichman, a theorist at Columbia University.

“It’s just perfectly, somehow, positioned where all the atoms are disordered – it doesn’t have a crystal structure – but there’s nothing moving at all.”

They believe, then, that when liquid becomes a glass it’s actually attempting to transition into “ideal” glass and a fundamental pull toward long-range order, but the increased viscosity prevents them from ever truly getting there.

Scientists were recently able to test these ideas through simulations, speeding up the process by a factor of 1 trillion and swapping particles to find the best possible fit.

Image Credit: iStock

They published their results in Physical Review Letters and reported that the more stable the simulated glass, the fewer two-level systems it has – just like they suspected.

There are still more experiments to do on substances like amber, which doesn’t fit this mold or these findings, but also exists outside of a laboratory setting.

For now, glass specialists and physicists all over the world are excited to be one step closer to understanding how class is made, how it exists, and how we can make it better.

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A Woman Found a ‘Candyman’ Portal in Her New York Apartment

There are stories on the internet, usually about people who live in apartments, often those apartments exist in NYC, where something totally freaking scary pops up out of nowhere.

Sometimes it’s ghosts, sometimes it’s scarier than that because it’s actually real, but I have no idea what could be freakier than finding a portal in your apartment…and then trying to figure out where it leads.

That’s exactly what happened in this TikTok video series, when a woman feels a draft and discovers it’s coming from behind the bathroom mirror.

Then, things get really weird.

In Part 1 of the series, she lays out how she found the draft, and she shows us that there’s a draft (because it’s blowing her hair), and that she’s figured out it’s coming from the mirror.

@samanthartsoe

seriously never would I have expected to find this… and I documented all of it #mystery #fyp #nyc #secret #foryou #apartment #storytime

♬ Mysterious – Andreas Scherren

In Part 2, we get the reveal of what’s behind the mirror. Because.

There’s a big ol’ hole.

@samanthartsoe

HOW IS THIS IN MY BATHROOM WALL #mystery #nyc #apartment #secret #storytime #fyp

♬ Mysterious – Andreas Scherren

Part 3 was her going into the hole (it was an ordeal) with her friends there bearing witness.

Oh, and she had a hammer. Good thinking.

@samanthartsoe

TRULY a new meaning to a “hole in the wall” #mystery #nyc #apartment #secret #storytime #fyp #foryou

♬ Oh No – Kreepa

She finds like, a whole apartment that’s not being rented and doesn’t have heat.

What it does have are signs that people have been inside of it, maybe hanging out, and a door to the street that’s unlocked.

@samanthartsoe

crawled through a wall for this mystery so enjoy the finale ??‍♀️ #mystery #nyc #apartment #secret #storytime #storytime #fyp #foryou

♬ Mysterious – Andreas Scherren

I CAN’T BELIEVE SHE WENT IN THERE Y’ALL.

Definitely do not try that at home, because anyone could have been in there.

ANYONE.

She’s probably too young to have seen Candyman, because anyone who is old enough to have seen it would have just made a brick wall in that hole and called a couple of priests. Just saying.

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Straight People Ask Questions About the LGBTQI+ Community

One of the most important things to do when we’re trying to be empathetic or understanding about a community that isn’t our own is to do our best to walk in their shoes. That said, generally we don’t want to spend time bothering minorities with questions that we could easily Google or figure out on our own.

When there’s an open forum, though, everything is fair game – so see what these 17 straight folks asked the LGBTQ+ community when they had the chance.

17. How to best handle a new brother after he came out as trans?

Just ask him what he would prefer. He’s still your sibling, and I’m sensing you guys have a positive relationship, so it’s okay to outright ask him how he would prefer you to talk to him. It may be as simple as just changing pronouns, without trying to “bro it up” just for his sake.

Communication is key. Make sure you guys are on the same page and you’ll be fine. If he were a coworker or friend or acquaintance, I would steer away from outright asking, but for close friends and family, sometimes it’s best to just be honest, open, and vulnerable with the people you trust.

Find out what he is looking for or feels comfortable with, and go from there.

16. It’s a nice generic term that works for everyone.

I am a healthcare provider and when going through your social history if you are married or in a long term relationship and you tell me you have a “partner” is that for my comfort or do you really prefer referring to them as your partner?

15. How can a dad handle his 13yo son’s first boyfriend?

Treat him like you would if he had a gf. If he is having relationship problems talk to him about it and offer support. See if he wants to join any local lgbt+ groups (post covid obvs).

I want to add on to this, to note that dad is going to still want to talk about safer sex practices, even though pregnancy isn’t a likely outcome. It’s still important.

14. What support did you need when you came out?

When I (m) came out as bi to my college girlfriend, I made sure to tell her that I was happy in our relationship, didn’t want to experiment while I was in a relationship with her, and that I just wanted her to know everything about me.

She cried for a week. So, don’t do that.

Spoiler alert: she came out as a lesbian five years later and is now married to a woman.

13. If a bi person ends up with a straight person is that look down upon in the community?

To your main point, bi people in straight relationships can be looked down on by the community, yeah.

That’s biphobia.

It’s fairly common, unfortunately, and comes from a place of ignorance, since someone being in a heterosexual relationship doesn’t make the person any less bi.

It’s kind of the whole idea that they like both.

12. Is there ever a big queer cookout called the LGBBQ?

LG setting up a corporate cookout for their employees called LGBBQ at the end of a good Quarter getting confused at all the random people at their cookout.

11. As a straight person, am I allowed to use the “Q” word? I grew up in the 80s and it was considered a slur, as bad as the F word, and for that reason I feel weird using it.

I’m queer and I would personally say it’s fine is that person refers to themselves as queer.

I know some older LGBTQ+ people don’t like being referred to as queer because they grew up with it as a slur, so I would just use that word if that’s how they refer themselves.

10. Seriously, what is the Q for? I’m not being sarcastic or trolling, I don’t get the distinction.

Queer is just an umbrella term.

Kind of like how “pasta” is an umbrella term for certain foods.

Back in the 80s and 90s, the Q did stand for Questioning. As with everything, the community continues to grow and embrace resulting in new interpretations and broader definitions.

9. How would you feel about straight friends going with you to something like pride?

Hells yeah you can join at pride. Pride is a place for lgbt+ people and allies alike. So long as you are being nice and respectful of everyone it’s all cool.

Seriously, I think it comes down to your reasons for going. Do you want to go to be supportive of the queer community, or do you want to go to get drunk and look at the weirdos? If you’re there to be supportive the more the merrier.

Sadly, a lot of pride celebrations have become more of a party for straight people than a celebration of queer identity.

People get f*cked up and cause trouble, or make fun of outlandish outfits, etc.

8. What’s the + for. Like literally plus anything else?

It’s just an easier way of saying etc. so that other parts aren’t left out of the community, but you don’t have to say every single letter.

7. How do you feel now that commercials and media are more representative of more races, genders, orientations, etc? Do you notice it? Does it make you feel good, bad, indifferent?

Sometimes it’s really good but depending on what the media is it can feel really fake and like they’re capitalizing off of it.

Brooklyn 99 has really good representation, but I find certain businesses going “yayy we support the gayy” really toxic.

I think it’s cool, being able to see people like myself just existing in modern day, without having it be some big deal.

6. Do some bisexuals who want to have kids tend to favor relationships with the opposite sex because it makes it just so much easier?

I am a bisexual man and would like to have kids someday.

I’ve seriously dated both men and women, but I just happened to find “my person” in my 9o who is a gay man.

I guess I’d rather spend my life with him and adopt children than get hung up on needing biological children with a woman.

Passing down my crooked teeth gene and a family history of depression probably wouldn’t do my kids service, anyway!

5. One of my best friends and old roommate (I got a job somewhere else) is gay and told me he didn’t like a lot of toxicity some people bring the the LGBTQ+ community. Is this something anyone else has experienced?

It exists especially, sadly, where gay communities are better established. For example I’ve been accused of lying to get “into” an lgbtq friendly apartment in Toronto. I’m bi but was dating a dude at the time.

When I went for my roommate interview I was accused of lying to get the apartment. Though I’m bi, and it was advertised as an lgbtq “friendly” apartment. In my mind, that’s the same as 4/20 friendly in that I thought it meant “were cool with it,” not like you HAD to be gay (nevermind, gay ENOUGH for their standards) to live there.

Being gay in Canadian cities is pretty safe but it’s very lonely and cookie cutter. By the time I was 22 or 23 (I’m 30 now) I flat out gave up on trying to find a welcoming community.

My sexuality isn’t something I live and breathe constantly, and it was exhausting to be told you’re not gay enough when the rest of the world is disgusted you’re not straight enough.

4. What is the correct way to respond to someone who comes out to you?

I’ve always responded with “Thank you for trusting me enough to share that with me,” and it seems to be well received.

It acknowledges that it’s a big deal to say it out loud and that they’re vulnerable in that moment.

The correct way to respond is to match their energy. If they’re energetic about it, match that energy. If they’re chill about it, match that.

3. What are some things you SHOULD and SHOULD NOT say to a transitioning person to comfort them?

SHOULD

-Use their preferred name and pronouns

-Tell then that if they want to try out a name you could try and call them that so they see if they like it or not.

-If you have a way to validate them try it out (e.g. If you’re a girl with a trans girl friend you could offer her help choosing clothes, giving tips about shaving, etc. If you’re a dude and have a trans man friend invite them to some “dude activities” like hanging with the boys, working out together, etc) TIP: DON’T force them to do it, even if they’re trans they might not be yet confortable enough, or maybe they don’t want to be the stereotype of their preferred gender, maybe a trans girl still wants to dress butch or a trans man might still rock a dress or makeup.

-Treat them as you already did, we don’t want to be treated like we carry the plague or something, we’re still your friend and nothing should change besides the pronouns and name you use to refer to ourselves.

SHOULD NOT

-Out them to someone without asking first (this can be subtle, for example talking about how “when they were still a he/she” or profusely apologizing when getting the pronouns wrong) it’s sometimes dangerous and invalidating!

-Deadname/Misgender them when you’re mad at them, yeah it might be tempting to hurt someone when you’re mad, however for some of us the mental pain goes beyond a regular insult; imagine someone making fun about a very personal issue you confided to someone you though you could trust, we’ll be left thinking you don’t really support us and that you’re just “acting up”

-Never end any compliment with “for a trans person” you’re so pretty for a trans girl, you have such a great beard for a trans man, etc For you it might sound nice, however it can be felt like you’re invalidating us or make us insecure. Yes we are proud of our identity however we just want to live a regular life as our preferred gender, so there’s no need to constantly remind us!

Of course there are lots more, however as others have said, each trans folk is different so just ask them!

2. I’d like to ask the other LGBTQ+ people when they received their copy of the gay agenda and when I can expect to receive mine.

If you came out between July 2019 and now, it was delayed due to COVID.

You typically get your copy in the first Pride after you come out, but the planning meeting for last year got cancelled because of the pandemic, so there isn’t an agenda for this year

1. As a teacher, how can I be better? Is there anything I should avoid that might not be so obvious?

If a student comes out to you ask trans/nb, show them acceptance (use their name, pronouns, etc) and if you see them being harassed for being lgbt+ stand up for them.

Also don’t out them unless they are okay with it (ie if they’re only out to you and they don’t want anyone else to know be conscious of names and pronouns used around others)

Some good questions here, and better discussion.

If you’re not straight, what would you share with straight people? Tell us in the comments.

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