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A Student Who Couldn’t See the Board Freaked Out an Unhelpful Teacher

Making your way through school can be pretty rough. It’s hard to know who to trust and how to fit in, especially when you’ve got a problem you can’t quite put your finger on, or don’t really know how to express. Having trusted and empathetic adults in your life can make all the difference, and when that’s missing, you gotta get resourceful.

Take this story from r/PettyRevenge about a hard-nosed teacher who took no interest in real problem solving, and the student who made him blow his top.

Math Teacher Forgets Object Permanence, and Retires. from pettyrevenge

A problem with such a simple solution turned into a very telling test of character, and as it turns out, this is pretty common.

The writer clarified in the that she didn’t have glasses.

Most of the comments section was behind her.

Thy found it pretty gutsy.

Many shared similar stories.

Here’s an example of the whole thing being handled correctly.

The lack of empathy in the classroom going back decades is disheartening.

Raise your hand if you read all the wrong books in class!

While some commentators questioned why she hadn’t been more explicit about her needs, the clear consensus was that the adult in the room should have known better and done better.

Oh, and she later clarified that he broke the desk in the midst of this.

All in all, it’s a pretty wild story.

If you’re going into the education field, first of all, thank you, and second of all, remember to be open and empathetic to the kids who aren’t fitting your mold; there’s probably a good reason!

Who were your best/worst teachers?

Tell us in the comments!

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People Share What They Believe People Should Say After Sex

This is quite a conundrum, isn’t it? What do you say after you’ve just done the deed with someone?

“Thank you.”
“You’re welcome.”
“Woo-hoo!”

Maybe the following answers will help you finally sort it all out?

AskReddit users shared their thoughts and we are HERE for them. let’s go!

1. That was a good one.

“One time after having some period sex with an ex (if there’s a shower nearby, who cares?), she said “thank you for having sex with me on my period”.

Never one to miss a joke opportunity, I replied, “thanks for having sex with me, period.”

We laughed for a solid half hour, dated for a few more months, and split for something not related to how corny I am, I swear.”

2. Keep it light.

“After pulling out one time I said, “better out than in I always say.” She then responded with, “Did you just reference Shrek?!”

A good time was had by all.”

3. Health-conscious.

“We should urinate so our urethra passages are clear.

Given I’ve had several UTIs, including 3 that turned into kidney infections, that is just my style.”

4. A zinger.

“As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, you are standing far too close and I would like to know what, precisely, your intentions are.”

5. Might never have sex again…

“That was neat-o.

Then do the finger guns.”

6. Fill out the survey.

“How likely would you be to recommend this sex to a friend?”

7. We have a poet on our hands.

“I finished.
We finished, and faded to black.
The urge had departed.
The questions were back.
But why, and who am I?
What happened to me?
Is this what I’ve come to?
Is this what I’ll be?

Is this how it ends,
in the wake of a wang?
And not with a whimper,
but really a bang?
A hollow enactment of lecherous love?
A labored performance of moans from above?

“What happened?” I whispered:
“I don’t understand.”
I sat there ashamed with my head in my hand.
I wiped at a tear with a tissue, and then –

I asked: “… are you ready to do it again?”

8. Always a good idea.

“Let’s go get pancakes.

I’ve legit said that to my GF a ton of times.”

9. Does that work?

“”That’s all folks!”

In as close to Porky Pig’s voice as you can manage.

Include the “abadeeabadeeabadee,” part, too!”

10. Way to go!

“”Good sex” then handshake and smack on the butt.”

11. Two different ideas.

“My ex used to Voldemort hug me and whisper “well done, Draco” in my ear! Christ she was weird.

My current partner and I pretty much just lay there, high five and then go back to watching Hell’s Kitchen.”

12. In a robot voice.

“Insemination complete.

Calculating escape route…”

13. This might not be the greatest idea…

“Keep the change you filthy animal!”

14. Let’s review…

“Tell them what you liked about what they did.

You can tell them what you didn’t like later (or ideally, during if it’s really not working for you; either way, the afterparty is a good time to keep it positive).

Everyone fucks different, and it’s very encouraging to know that you hit on something that worked for your partner. It also encourages them to do the same for you, which will mean that a) you know you’ve got a trick up your sleeve for next time, and b) if you ever want to get them off quickly because your show’s about to start, you’ve got that magic button for when you want to wrap things up.

Open communication about your wants and desires is key, especially with someone you plan on fucking again. A little post-coital play-by-play can do wonders for your sex life.”

15. A timeless classic.

“Very nice” in Borat voice.”

16. Well, that’s nice.

“My partner and I always say “I love you” after sex.”

Well, those sure gave me something to think about…if I ever have sex again…

Now we want to hear from you!

Tell us what your post-sex remarks are in the comments!

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If You’re Bored, These Memes Will Help

Are you bored? Or sad?

Maybe you’re one or the other right now…or maybe you’re both.

We wouldn’t blame you because we’re pretty bored and sad right now, too. But we have just the thing to help us get over it. FUNNY MEMES!

Oh yeah, friends! Here are 13 good ones we think will put you in a good mood. Enjoy!

1. Well, look at that!

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2. You had it coming.

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3. You are now a hero.

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4. The only thing that matters in a relationship.

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5. Oh, Dad…you did it again!

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6. That’s not funny?

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7. This is historically accurate.

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8. Don’t do that!

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9. I remember it well.

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10. No one has a damn clue.

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11. Pickles…you’re in big trouble.

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12. Funny how that works.

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13. Sleeping on the job.

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Okay, now that we had that little shot of humor we can all get on and have productive days! Let’s get after it!

We want you to share more funny memes, photos, and jokes with us in the comments so we can keep the boredom at bay.

Please help us out!

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Need Something to Do? These 13 Funny Memes Should Help You Out!

You’re bored. Your family is driving you more insane by the minute.

So what should you do? I’ll tell you what to do!

Funny memes, baby! That’s all you really need to shake the dust off and get re-energized again!

Trust me on this one, okay…? Enjoy.

1. They’re always watching.

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2. Here’s $1,200. You’ll be set forever.

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3. Parents love this.

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4. Does it work?

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5. Absolutely stunning!

6. Thank you…

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7. High roller, right there.

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8. It’s all good!

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9. Everything is totally fine.

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10. You’re not allowed in.

11. The guy can do it all.

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12. Hahahaha. Hey o!

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13. A six-month guarantee.

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Okay, now we’re talking! I feel better and I think that you probably do, too!

Let’s keep this train a’ rollin’!

Share some funny pics, memes, tweets, or jokes with us in the comments, por favor!

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Responses to Women Wondering Whether Calling Someone a “Karen” Is Classist and Misogynist

You’ve probably heard about the trend of calling middle-aged, entitled white women “Karen,” but you might not know that the practice began in the black community.

They used the term “Karen” to describe women who used casual racism to keep them down in the workplace (or elsewhere in society), and once you understand that, you can see why people were a wee bit upset about this (middle-aged, wealthy white) woman suggesting that the term is some kind of slur.

The community who understands what it’s like to be on the wrong side of actual slurs took, well…offense. 

12. I’ve got time.

11. Because woman hating might not look like you think it does.

10. We’re not quite sure we heard you right, that’s all.

9. How many times can we say terrible?

8. And that’s the truth.

7. This made me snicker.

6. Warmest regards.

5. And I don’t see anything wrong with that.

4. Excellent use of this GIF.

3. That’s about the size of it.

2. Bullhorn and everything.

1. Accurate.

Seriously, some people just need to accept the fact that they have privilege and stop complaining about how other people are handling the status quo.

Do you think Karen is wrong to call someone? Do you think the original poster is wrong?

Let’s talk about it in the comments!

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Here’s How to Get Your ‘Cards Against Humanity’ Fix From Home

Cards Against Humanity is the NSFW party card game that just about everybody has played at some point. It’s such a popular choice among many circles of friends that they’ll no doubt want to keep playing even when they’re stuck at home, or far away from each other.

If that’s you, check out this list of ways to get your at-home CAH fix. We’ll start with the official options, then move to some off-brand stuff.

1. Cards Against Humanity Lab

This is more of a one-player experience. It’s CAH’s way of focus-testing their cards, and it’s pretty fun.

Hop on for a few rounds to kill your boredom.

2. Cards Against Humanity Family Edition

If you want to bring the experience home, there’s now a family-friendly version of the game.

The beta can be downloaded and printed absolutely free on their website for a limited time.

3. Playingcards.io

Source: playingcards.io

Playingcards.io is quite simply a site where you can play card games with friends online for free! They have several game options, including one that’s very close to Cards Against Humanity called Remote Insensitivity, for which you can easily set up a room to share with your friends.

The site has no chat feature, so you’ll probably want to have your communication app of choice going while you play.

4. Evil Apples

Source: evilapples.com

Evil Apples is another CAH-inspired game in the form of a mobile app available for iPhone and Android. You can use this one to play quick games in one sitting or ongoing bouts with groups of friends you check in with throughout the day, similar to a Words With Friends game model.

We hope this list helps you pass the time in a fun and dirty way!

What’s your best Cards Against Humanity moment?

Let us know in the comments.

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Jokes That Are Technically Correct, Which Is the Best Kind of Correct

“Pedantic” is a word that means correcting small errors or pointing out tiny technicalities. Technically, “pedantic” means “of or like pedant.” See what I did there?

Fortunately, this tool can be used for more than just annoying your friends until they all leave you. It can also be used to make great dad-ish jokes to spread around the internet! Enjoy some lols from these technically correct tweets and memes.

15. What if it’s on the house?

14. He also meets a lot of people

13. It’s easy to see how he’s feline about it

12. I can do it batter

11. Science has peaked

10. Inanimate animations

9. It’ll be easy to identify my body

8. It’s a bald-faced lie

7. Gotta hand it to this guy

6. Technically not an organization, but points anyway

5. …nice

4. And parts are part of the job

3. This is why I yell “alone” all the time

2. Can’t wait for season 2 of Waterfall

1. I just can’t go back

Sorry to say, you’ve reached the end of our article. Well, technically you haven’t yet. But you’re about to.

What’s your favorite technically correct joke? Tell us in the comments!

NOW you’ve reached the end of the article.

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Tinder Moments That Will Make Your Day. Your Week, Your Month or Even Your Year

Sometimes, it can be hard to tell if anyone is serious on dating apps. Presumably we’re all there for one reason or another, but most of us try to play it off like we’re half joking. The results can be confusing, but also, yanno, hilarious.

Take for instance this collection of Tinder weirdness that will probably make you want to swipe right on everything.

10. Chivalry is not dead

9. That’s a yikes from me

8. Out, heathen!

7. It’s a cheesy pick up line

6. Why are so many of these pasta themed?

5. No wasting time with this guy

4. Too much, man. Too much.

3. No returns

2. I just need an assistant

1. But what will you silverWEAR?

After that, swiping through your own Tinder matches might be disappointing. But don’t despair. Someone weird is out there, waiting for you.

What’s been your weirdest experience on dating apps?

Let us know in the comments.

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Memes to Give You a Break Right Now

You know when a good time for a meme break is? All the time.

To get the day started, to break it up, to cap it off – memes are evergreen. They’re good ’round the clock. So, whatever part of your day you find yourself in right now; hello. Welcome. You’re right on time.

Here are 10 memes about nothing in particular to boost you through to the next part of your day.

10. I’m another man’s treasure

9. This is how you time travel

8. NASA hates this whistleblower

7. Sleep over everything

6. Retail therapy

5. That’s what we BOTH said

4. You leave him alone

3. I either need a laundromat or an archaeologist

2. They’re bangin’

1. Nothing & chill

Alright. Meme break over. Back to your day.
…or go surf more memes. It couldn’t possibly hurt.

Where’s your favorite place to catch the memes?

Let us know in the comments.

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Tweets and Memes That are Treats and Dreams

I think it was Cinderella who said “a meme is a wish your heart makes.” How that writing team was able to anticipate memes way back in 1950 is beyond me, but they were totally right. My heart DOES wish for memes. And lucky for me, they’re free, and they’re everywhere.

Here are a few great memes and tweets for your heart-dreaming delight. May they make your day brighter.

10. The dwelling hour

9. This is fine

8. It’s basically right down the road

7. Ride or die

6. Blinded by the light jazz

5. If you awake you a fake

4. This sounds like a fun way to end up in custody

3. Oh

2. It’s important work

1. Please don’t tell anyone how I live

If you liked those, good news, we’ve got more. Visit again for another dose of the dream-tier memes. We’ve got you.

What’s your favorite style of meme?

Let us know in the comments.

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