Think back to when you were a kid and you thought to yourself: “When I get older, I’m gonna do what I want, when I want. I’m gonna eat the best food, drive a nice car, and live in a really cool house”?
Annnnnnd then, you turn 30, you live in an apartment with some random guy named Dwayne, you’re pretty broke, you take the bus, and you just had Spaghetti-Os for the fifth night in a row.
Hey, it is what it is.
But there’s always room for improvement, so keep moving forward!
And laugh at these funny tweets about the trials and tribulations of adulting.
1. Where is this pain coming from?
Birthday at 21: Takes 12 different shots from 12 different bars.
Birthday at 37: Takes two different pain relievers because I literally hurt myself sleeping.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) August 2, 2018
2. It’s kind of scary, isn’t it?
Man you really think your teachers are pure & innocent growing up until youre an adult and all your wild friends are now employed teaching the youth of america
— Brian (@Brian___L) October 19, 2018
3. Now I get it…
Me at 15: Why do my parents watch fucking HGTV all day?
Me at 23: Damn, the granite countertops really do make that kitchen pop
— Denizcan James (@MrFilmkritik) March 30, 2018
4. Now I’m in a good mood.
If replacing a dirty dish sponge with a new one puts you in a good mood, you’re officially an adult pic.twitter.com/LyyUrgqWIp
— Modern Adult (@adultproblem) May 3, 2018
5. Put that off as long as possible.
Being afraid to check your bank account is the adult version of being afraid to check your grades.
— ?????????
(@StxphhBby) July 29, 2018
6. I’m sorry, Mother.
Adulting is finally understanding why your mom was so upset with you when you didn’t take the chicken out of the freezer
— Jalin Nicole (@__SOfetch) July 9, 2018
7. You might need a life coach.
I'm an adult, and I can eat whatever I want whenever I want, and I wish someone would take this power from me.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) May 17, 2014
8. Funny how things change.
Me as a kid: when I’m an adult, I’m gonna stay up all night & eat whatever I want.
Me as an adult: if I don’t finish this glass of water and go to bed by 9, I’m gonna die.
— T. A L E X A N D R I A (@akellerfullife) January 12, 2019
9. That’s what we do for fun now.
1.Not leaving my room
2.Not leaving the house
3.Missing someone's birthday partyMy childhood punishments have become my adult hobbies.
— Martin Pilgrim (@MartinPilgrim1) April 24, 2016
10. Sleeping is a lot of fun.
as an adult, i can literally do whatever i want to, but i always end up wanting to just go to sleep.
— ໊ (@trvpism) November 24, 2018
11. What is going on here?!?!
peak adulting is when you start using the phrase “they done lost their damn mind” regarding prices at the grocery store
— Heardju Walker (@Mariannoo) November 11, 2017
12. You can cancel this time.
Most adult friendships are just figuring out whose turn it is to cancel plans.
— Erica (@SCbchbum) February 23, 2015
13. Or all of the above!
By the time you turn 30 you should have at least one of the following:
1. A drawer full of random cords
2. Tupperware with half the lids
missing3. Anxiety
4. A collection of plastic bags full
of other plastic bags5. Sleep deprivation
— Kristen (@Kica333) December 5, 2018
14. We need to start the movie by 4 p.m.
Me at 18: as long as I’m in bed by 3 AM I’m good
Me now: it’s already 8PM, we can’t start a movie this late
— Modern Adult (@adultproblem) April 27, 2018
15. Turn it down!
I’m officially at the age where I hate loud and unnecessary noise.
— J. (@astoldbyjayde) September 25, 2018
Buck up, little camper!
Embrace the good things about adulthood and stop dwelling on the hard stuff. We’re all gonna be juuuuuust fine.
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