There are a few places on earth that most people could agree might be one of the circles of actual hell – the DMV, Walmart on a Saturday afternoon, and the airport all come to mind.
These 15 people tweeted from airports and honestly, I think they’re making an airtight case.
15. I mean you should have known better than to ask.
At the airport today, I asked my TSA agent how he was doing, and he said “just working at the TSA, where dreams go to die.” So everything is great.
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) January 10, 2019
14. Just focus on comfort like the rest of us, Cheryl.
People who wear cute outfits to the airport, what are you doing
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) June 4, 2015
13. They’ve even managed to ruin the people watching.
Two guys in the airport bar are amazed a margherita pizza has no alcohol in it and they're the reason you can't leave bags unattended.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) December 23, 2016
12. Get it right, adults.
My favorite person at this airport is the little girl who keeps yell-insisting: "It's not a bag, it's my suitcase!"
— dadpression (@Dadpression) January 1, 2018
11. It’s a major commitment.
the most unrealistic thing about love actually is that someone will pick you up from the airport
— Chelsea Nachman (@chelseanachman) December 24, 2017
10. An accurate depiction.
The official seal of LaGuardia Airport is a sad family eating sadwiches on the floor
— Erin
Ryan (@morninggloria) December 20, 2017
9. Deep thoughts.
Florida : ballot design :: New York : airport design
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) November 10, 2018
8. All you want to do is buckle in and get ready to hold your breath.
The time between getting to the airport and actually getting on the plane is the worst. So close to a nap, and yet so far.
— Lili Reinhart (@lilireinhart) September 3, 2018
7. It’s like the rapture happened except you went to hell instead.
Never felt as forsaken as I did from 2:30 to 4am at JFK airport
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) January 17, 2017
6. Someone was hungry.
i just heard a TSA agent say “i mean there’s passion & then there’s love” & shortly after, my chia pudding was confiscated, this has been another episode of airport
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) February 26, 2019
5. Freeing up your hands is an art form.
I will always admire anybody confidently strutting through the airport wearing a neck pillow.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) December 4, 2018
4. Are we sleeping together? Then no.
When someone asks for a ride to the airport
pic.twitter.com/2VVS8o8iXj
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) April 22, 2017
3. If only Greek choruses were still a thing.
People ordering Frappuccinos at an overwhelmed airport Starbucks at 6:30 am should automatically be placed on the no-fly list
— Erin
2. Gotta be prepared for those layovers.
I just took out a second mortgage on my house in case I get hungry at the airport tomorrow.
— Tracie Tom (@tracietom) July 24, 2018
1. That’s what you’ll look like in the bathroom mirror, too.
Waiting for my flight in this airport like… pic.twitter.com/dTRrcqoS6m
— Lilly Singh (@IISuperwomanII) December 18, 2016
Here’s to short layovers in your future!
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