You know those stories about nanny cams and terrible things that are caught on them? Yeah, that’s not what this post is about.

But Reddit user kndthr took to r/askreddit with a pretty straightforward question:

Parents with Nanny Cams, what have you caught your babysitter doing? from AskReddit

To date the post has accumulated over 8,000 responses, and the variation is wild.

Folks chimed in with experiences not only with Nanny Cams and babysitters, but with all sorts of home security camera mishaps.

There are plenty of pretty tragic stories about abuse and neglect, as well as some heartwarmingly sweet anecdotes, but there are also a lot of stories that are just…bizarre.

1. Not all were the kind of problems you’d expect.

This was my (equivalent of) pre-k. All the kids were regressing in their movement ability and getting really fat so they set up spy equipment.

Turns out one carer was doubling every baby’s food portions and forcefully overfeeding them.
_{– MassacreNecro2}

2. Inspire a new Olympic event?

I pay my neighbor to feed the stray cats in my garden when I’m away for days at a time.

The camera caught my neighbor trying to come in by pole (bamboo) vaulting one time.

He nailed it, amazingly.
_{– turnipheadstalk}

3. Some sitters clearly needed to get their head in the game.

Caught my little sister’s babysitter catching a good hour long nap at 2 PM while my 1 year old sister was up having the time of her life destroying my playstation.
_{– madtitan1304}

4. Gotta love a story with a good twist.

My mom suspected our maid of stealing the silverware. And she’s just fucking nosy.

Anyway, the maid was indeed stealing the silverware.

I think that ended up being overshadowed by my dad fucking her, though.
_{– animasrapids}

5. Some deeply human moments.

I was the kiddo. My mom often tells the story of how she watched me give a big ol hug to my babysitter who just broke down out of nowhere after serving me lunch.

Turns out her dad had died a month back and it just wasn’t a good day for her.

I still remember you, Ms. Yancey. I hope you’re doing just fine now!
_{– RoyalVariety}

6. Awesome instances of heroism!

The couple I sat for had a nanny cam in their living room, the kind that went in bears.

They got me on video giving their 2 yo the Heimlich after he tried to eat a rock.
_{– that1chick1730}

7. The things they chose to steal…

She stole a single puzzle piece of what we were trying to solve.

Saw her put it in her pocket.
_{– Kalidoscope98}

8. Oh, the 8-bit terror of it all.

When I was around 12yrs old, my parents caught my babysitter on camera stealing my NES games and shoving them into her pants and shirt.

They confronted her about it and she kept denying it until Ninja Gaiden fell out of her pant leg. My mom took her into a room and made take out all the games she stole.

She literally had games shoved under the strap of her bra on her back so that she could sneak them out of the house, and others were put inside the waist band of her underwear.

She must’ve really thought about this for awhile.
_{– [user deleted]}

9. A lot of them get embarrassingly sexual.

Caught the babysitter masturbating on our couch. The babysitter was/still is my female cousin.

I figured the best thing was to just say nothing, save the awkwardness. She did it a fair amount.

I then mentioned our house cam by accident some months later and her face dropped.

I realised what I’d said then casually threw in that I’d never checked it, again, to save the awkwardness.
_{– J-rizzler}

10. And some…some portray truly unspeakable horrors.

Playing Uno using bullshit house rules
_{– Ghastly_Gibus}

I know a lot of you may have found that last one disturbing. Sorry for not properly preparing you for that.

Do you use home security cameras? Have you ever caught something weird?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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Picking your husband or wife up from the airport is one of those tasks that you sign up for when you get married. Nobody likes driving in airport traffic, but on the other hand, it’s nice to reunite with your significant other after they’ve been gone. And if you really get creative, you can make it romantic and fun.

How, you ask? Well! One thoughtful husband dressed up as a chauffeur to pick his wife up from the airport, and not only did she love it, but so did everyone else on the internet.

Mark Lindsey picked up his wife, Sherry Moore Lindsey, in a full suit, white gloves and a driver’s hat. He gracefully took her luggage and left a rose, chocolates, an eye mask, blankets, pillows and water on the passenger seat. The pair have been married for 39 years, and apparently, sweet gestures like this are totally the norm for Mark.

“Only my husband picks up three friends and me from the airport like this!” Sherry wrote on Facebook, alongside photos of the special occasion. “His creativity and love is big!”

Sherry had been on a three-day trip at a missions conference in Atlanta, Georgia. “I looked around and see him dress as a chauffeur at attention and they [church staff] are laughing and I’m shaking my head,” Sherry told News West 9. “This is so typical of him.”

Sherry and her three friends initially shared footage of the moment for family and friends to enjoy, but it went viral.

“The fact that picked up and struck a cord with folks is kind of amazing to us,” Sherry said.

She added that Mark “loves to make people feel special.”

That much is clear — and he’s doing a great job!

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There’s nothing better than a fresh batch of tweets about animals to shake us out of our doldrums.

Well, I have some great news. Here are 15 funny, pure, and wholesome animal tweets that we think will put a huge smile on your face.

Let us begin…NOW!

1. All zonked out.

me after staying inside all day and doing the bare minimum pic.twitter.com/7UaGzNhgqz

— ً (@cIutchs) March 20, 2020

2. Now I have!

Y’all ever seen a fluffy Frenchie before pic.twitter.com/aVxrbBdVs6

— LASH KWEEN (@lashkweentx) March 20, 2020

3. Dance all night!

In case you need to smile…my daughter dancing with our pup Otis pic.twitter.com/rhNwP1H6gW

— carrie levan (@LevanCarrie) March 17, 2020

4. They’re in heaven.

Dogs bc their owners have to stay home all day pic.twitter.com/ZkUOH9JpoI

— Kelsey (@notorious_KRG) March 16, 2020

5. Not so fast.

my new wfh coworker is so needy, I can’t get anything done pic.twitter.com/FyIeLY45GO

— Kevin P. Johnson (@OkayJoJay) March 19, 2020

6. Rudy! Rudy! Rudy!

This dog’s name is Rudy. He thinks they are chanting for him pic.twitter.com/egRnf81zbp

— Ross McCulloch (@Rossmac212) March 20, 2020

7. He’s a big fan.

This is as good a time as any to tell you that my dog sings along to the Law & Order theme song every time he hears it pic.twitter.com/4HNVPWrzmE

— Peter Schultz (@pete_schultz) March 19, 2020

8. You’re family now!

Messaging that lady on Craigslist was the best decision of my life. Happy 1st birthday to my girl! pic.twitter.com/1tAmqPSHBf

— Caleb (@Munoz0702) April 28, 2018

9. Hahahaha. LOL.

Just heard a guy at the dog park tell his dog "NO!" and then more quietly, "We talked about this!"

— summer goth (@NicCageMatch) April 10, 2014

10. Awwww. Poor fella.

You howl all you want Charleston, honey pic.twitter.com/Cv5bLk0ogh

— megan (@jegan__mones) April 30, 2018

11. Big time photobomb.

When your squad is as happy for you as you are. pic.twitter.com/xnQWTEU5lE

— KP (@kpintoledo) August 3, 2018

12. No need for us anymore.

DOGS ARE NOW PETTING OTHER DOGS, HUMANS RENDERED USELESS. HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR????? pic.twitter.com/sc55tf06lW

— jessicard (@jessicard) September 22, 2015

13. Now what?

Honey What. Have. We. Done pic.twitter.com/WODXTw7kMP

— Land of cuteness (@landpsychology) July 4, 2018

14. A sprained tail.

So my dog has been so happy that everyone is home for quarantine, that his tail has stopped working, so we went to the vet and the vet said ‘he had sprained his tail from excessively wagging it’

— Emma smith (@Emmasmith77xx) March 20, 2020

15. Cats are already over it.

[pets during the quarantine]

dog: oh boy oh boy i get to be with human all day & night i love human lovelovelovelove

cat: are you fuckin kidding me right now

— Laurazepam (@andlikelaura) March 19, 2020

I don’t know about you, but those tweets made me very happy!

Let’s keep this thread moving along!

In the comments, share a photo or a story (or both) about your furry friends!

Let’s get to know them!

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If you’re gonna get married, sometimes you have to be brutally honest.

Yes, it hurts sometimes, but that’s part of the deal, right?

RIGHT.

Let’s all enjoy these hilarious/painful tweets about married life.

1. That’s what you get.

My husband annoyed me last night so I adjusted the toaster settings slightly this morning.

— Just J (@junejuly12) March 4, 2020

2. It’s a surprise!

My wife likes to keep the mystery in our relationship.

For example, I never know what is going to arrive for her from Amazon today.

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) March 4, 2020

3. The real test.

Marrying someone is easy. Staying married after going to IKEA on a Saturday with an empty stomach, is not.

— Maryfairyboberry (@MaryJustice86) March 3, 2020

4. I knew it!

Me: you’re mad at me?

Wife: no, not even sure why you would say that.

Me: I can tell by the sound of you putting the plates away.

Wife: fuck you and fuck those plates.

Me: there it is.

— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) February 26, 2020

5. You can’t stay off that phone.

Husband: *bleeding*

Me: *calling 911*

Husband: Well, Well, Well. Look who’s on her phone again.

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) February 9, 2020

6. Never heard of it.

Wife: What movie do you want to watch tonight?

Me: Whatever will keep you awake past the opening credits.

Wife: That movie doesn't exist.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 23, 2020

7. I am so sorry about this…

There is no way to place my wife’s coffee order at Starbucks without feeling like I need to apologize afterwards.

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) February 22, 2020

8. We all know the truth.

I ask my husband what show he wants to watch even though I’m going to choose because it’s important for him to feel like his opinion matters even though it really doesn’t.

— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) February 25, 2020

9. That would be HOT.

Why isn’t porn more realistic? Like why isn’t there one with a husband and wife and the wife chokes violently on her spit and the husband gets alarmed they spend a good 5 mins with her coughing and him smacking her on the back and then the mood is gone so they go get donuts?

— Arianna Bradford (@TheNYAMProject) March 8, 2020

10. You blew it!

Traveling with your husband is fun because no matter where you go you’ll still end up in a Wal-Mart buying the one thing he was entrusted to pack.

— Maryfairyboberry (@MaryJustice86) February 16, 2020

11. Passive-aggressive.

I know it sounds mean but when I’m mad at my wife and want to lash out, I blow out her scented candles when she’s not looking.

— Boyd's Backyard (@TheBoydP) February 28, 2020

12. Isn’t that weird?

My husband washed my favorite sweatshirt (he’s so sweet) and I said please don’t put it in the dryer, it will shrink.

Husband, taking clothes out of the dryer an hour later, “Here’s your favorite sweatshirt I washed for you! It looks smaller though, weird.”

— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) February 24, 2020

13. See ya later!

My wife told me that to revive the spark in our marriage I should start treating her like I did when we first started dating so last night I took her to a movie and dropped her off at her parents house

— Super Mark (@supermarkusa) February 19, 2020

14. A fair trade-off.

My wife and I have an agreement: I get to hold the remote and she gets to make every other decision in our lives.

— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) February 14, 2020

15. It’s all the…rage.

Rage vacuuming is like regular vacuuming except you’re married.

— Maryfairyboberry (@MaryJustice86) February 11, 2020

Brutal. Funny. Honest. There you have it.

Have you seen any hilarious and brutally honest marriage tweets, jokes, or memes lately? Hell, maybe you even have one of your own!

Share them with us in the comments, please!

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Kids are many things…and that means they are crazy, unpredictable, loose cannons who can drive moms and dads up the wall. But we love them anyway!

Because they are the lights of our lives…or something like that…

Let’s dive into these hilarious tweets!

1. It’s who he is…

Sorry my toddler is being an asshole, we're hoping he's working on a new milestone, but it might just be who he is now

— Not Another Pinterest Mom (@snarkymomtobe) March 7, 2020

2. Doesn’t seem fair.

Me: *makes 120 gazillion meals*

Kids: yuk

Husband: *makes pancakes*

Kids: daddy you’re a much better cook than mummy

— MumInBits (@MumInBits) February 26, 2020

3. That is very true.

No one makes more observations than a child sharing a stall with his parent inside a public restroom.

— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) February 24, 2020

4. This isn’t going well.

Me: need anything at the store?
7: yogurt
Me: ok
4: candy
Me: no
9: a ukulele
Me: what
9: yeah I need one for music class
Me: by when?
9: ummm yesterday?
Me: what
9: oh yeah and I need to write a song.
Me: *adds vodka to list*

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) October 8, 2019

5. You’re catching on.

Me: I’ll do it when I finish my coffee.

Kid: But you never finish your coffee.

Me: Exactly.

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) March 2, 2020

6. Them’s the rules.

I can call my kids assholes.

You can’t.

That’s the rule.

— MomTransparenting (@momtransparent1) February 19, 2020

7. Not mine!

Me: OMG WHAT THE HELL

Child: The news said it’s more sanitary to sneeze into an elbow.

Me: THEY MEAN YOUR OWN ELBOW

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) March 7, 2020

8. Anything but that!

BOSS: due to the virus we need everybody to work from home

ME: please, i have a family

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) March 11, 2020

9. Getting out of control.

"It's good for him to feel like he has some control," I say to myself after caving to yet another of my 3yo's demands.

— Raw Motherhood (@MetteAngerhofer) March 11, 2020

10. NOT MY FAVORITE.

I know I’m not supposed to have a favourite child but our 10 year old pointed out that he’s closer to being 25 than me so it’s sure as shit not going to be him

— ThreeTimeDaddy (@threetimedaddy) March 11, 2020

11. Home defense system.

Who needs an alarm system when the slightest vibration sets off about 4 of my kid's toys to play music at volume 10.

— Stay at Homies (@stayathomies) March 10, 2020

12. Read between the lines.

Me: Did you poop?

2yo:

yes yes yes yes
yesye yes yes yes
yes yes yes yes yes
yes yesyes yes yes
yes yesye yes yes
yes yes yes yes

— Moderately Mom (@momtribevibe) February 24, 2020

13. It’s more fun!

Me: *buys granola bars*

Kid: *eats half of one*

Me: *buys half-sized granola bars*

Kid: *eats 57 of them*

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) March 10, 2020

Parents, do those situations look familiar, or what? I have a feeling that the answer is YES.

So what about you and your kiddos? Have they been acting crazy lately because they’re all cooped up?

Talk to us in the comments!

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