Month: August 2019

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Enjoy These Magical Twitter Clapbacks from Harry Potter Author J.K. Rowling

When you’ve written a series of books that will live into eternity, there’s not much to lose – and not much random people can say on the internet that can bring you down.

For her part, J.K. Rowling has been out of f*cks to give for quite a while, and her responses to these 28 tweets proves my point.

28. Perfection.

27. He’s certainly being mean enough.

26. Oh, man.

25. All shouty and everything!

24. Tried and failed to not spit out my coffee.

23. Laterz.

22. A mantle worn with pride.

21. Is pasty bad?

20. That’s quite a mental picture.

19. Savage.

18. What a deal!

17. Rookie mistake.

16. “Anonymous hate frogs.” HAHAHA.

15. The sarcasm is strong.

14. Never going to happen.

13. When even Voldemort doesn’t want to be associated with you.

12. Quite possibly.

11. Standard author nightmare.

10. As if there was ever any doubt.

9. *spitake*

8. There it is.

7. That’s funny, I don’t care who you are.

6. Burrrnn.

5. She’s got an answer for everything.

4. Very reliable.

3. I mean that’s helpful.

2. A calling, really.

1. Savage

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A Teenager Made a Tiktok Video of Her Cat and It Went Mega-Viral

Once in a while, videos that go viral in huge ways just can’t be explained. Chalk it up to the right place, the right time, the perfect content. Even if it seems incredibly silly, sometimes it just works.

And that perfectly sums up the funny video that 17-year-old Jade Taylor-Ryan created of her cat, Ed (named after Ed Sheeran).

Taylor-Ryan set her 12-second video to the 1954 song “Mr. Sandman” by The Chordettes and it features Ed the cat clapping his paws, looking into the camera, and doing a little dance to the tune. She said she was inspired after seeing another person use the nine-camera filter on TikTok.

Taylor-Ryan said…

“I put my phone on the floor and set a timer on it so I didn’t have to use my hands to film. I then timed when my cat would pop up in the frame based on the beat of the music.”

As of this writing, the video has 1.8 million likes on TikTok, and the hype bled over onto Twitter as well.

Because IT IS PERFECT!

After the success of Taylor-Ryan’s video, other folks were inspired to make their own similar clips with their own feline friends.

Almost there…

Not quite…

The lesson here: if you get a little bit of inspiration, even if it seems pretty silly, just GO WITH IT. You never know when you (and your pet) might become a viral sensation.

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The US Military still uses…

The US Military still uses 8 inch floppy disks on outdated IBM computers to run the nuclear missile systems. It’s because they are incredibly hard to hack. The computers are essentially air-gapped and the old IBM computers are reliable. They could run for another 40 years with spare parts.

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When drinking alcohol and getting…

When drinking alcohol and getting the spins, there will be the feeling of acceleration in a particular direction. As the alcohol wears off, there will be the feeling of acceleration in the opposite direction as alcohol leaves the vestibular system.

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W. E. B. Du Bois envisioned…

W. E. B. Du Bois envisioned “an Encyclopedia Africana,” named like the Encyclopædia Britannica. Du Bois envisioned a scientific and comprehensive work on Africa and Africans that would refute the Enlightenment notion of blacks as devoid of civilization. Due to lack of support, the project died

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In 1936 August Dvorak invented…

In 1936 August Dvorak invented a ‘perfect keyboard’ which is way more efficient than regular keyboards as it requires less finger motion and reduces errors compared to the standard QWERTY keyboard arrangement.

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13 Funny Memes About Food That Might Fill You up with Laughs

Ice cream? Cake? Pie? Hamburgers? Pizza? LOTS of cheese?

We really shouldn’t have ANY of those things. And we know that.

But what we can have A LOT of are tasty, delicious memes.

Enjoy!

1. Well… define “abs”

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2. I wish I could quit you!

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3. Umm….

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4. F to the U to the C…

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5. Why is time moving so slow?!?

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6. Millionaire!

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7. Legit planning

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8. Hey hey! Look at those legs!

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9. Couldn’t be all these cookies…

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10. The weekend doesn’t count, right?

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11. Why do you hate me?

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12. I hate technology…

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13. Hey, it was just there staring at me NOT being eaten, so…

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What did you eat up?

Let us know in the comments!

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These Guys Shared Their Stories About Having the ‘Number’ Conversation with Their Girlfriend

This is a conversation that inevitably comes up when two people get together… and it can mean A LOT to some folks.

Sometimes guys worry if their girlfriends have been with more guys than they think they should, so it’s interesting to read what happens when the tables turn.

Find out what happened to these guys when their girlfriends found out.

1. Yeah, it’s really none of her business.

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2. Did it though?

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3. Why did you tell her?!?

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4. Well, there ya go!

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5. Oh well. She’ll have to deal.

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6. And she should never know.

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7. Yes, you should have.

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8. Fuck her.

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9. Why is this such a huge deal to people?!?

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10. See, there ya go! It doesn’t matter!

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11. Haha, tell her to scram.

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12. Just lie. It’s not her business.

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13. Then break up with her! That’s abuse.

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14. Get another girlfriend. Stat.

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15. You might be too precious with her emotions… just saying.

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16. And she should never know…

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17. Actions, not words. Prove it to her.

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People are so weird about sex.

What do you think? Let us know in the comments!

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These Funny Millennial Tweets That Are Pretty Darn Accurate

Millennials just can’t catch a break, can they?

They get ridiculed by everyone who isn’t part of their generation and they seem to be the butt of endless jokes. But it seems like they (usually) take the harassment in stride.

Let’s give these young people a break…after we laugh at these tweets making fun of them.

1. Ugggghhhh

2. Let’s not get together

3. Check all the boxes

4. That’s not depressing at all

5. Oh God, no!

6. Hang on tight

7. He has a point…

8. Ouch

9. Quite a difference

10. Well, good to see ya

11. The nerve of these people

12. Hmmmmm

13. So true

14. I don’t hear anything

15. The wonders of time

Now, get back to eating your avocado toast!

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Servers Who Got Garbage Tips Share How They Didn’t Let Customers Get Away with It

Bad tippers are THE WORST. The worst people ever! That’s what I’m talking about.

If you’re going to go to a restaurant and not leave a decent tip (or any tip at all), then you might as well just stay home and cook for yourself.

All of these servers got the last laugh, though…

How rude!

1. That’s pathetic

2. Boom!

3. That’s insulting

4. Chase ’em down

5. WTF?

His reason for the bad tip was that servers make too much money. I would have rather he said the service was bad or something. from Waiters

6. Don’t spend it all in one place

7. Thumbs up

8. That is ruthless!

9. Quarters everywhere

10. Just his type

11. “Kindly”

Tip your servers and your bartenders…or else you might end up the subject of a story like these folks did…

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