Are little kids really adorable or are they just expert roasters laying in wait for their next victim?
Well, who’s to say, but these little monsters delivered some third-degree burns and roasted these adults TO A CRISP.
Here are 15 times every grownup died inside just a little bit.
1. That hurts
The kids I nanny asked why I wanted to see Incredibles 2 and I said because the first one came out when I was a kid
and they really asked ….
If it was in color
— Kirsten Pritchett (@kirstenabigail2) June 22, 2018
2. Not so fast…
Every Father’s Day I think about the time I jokingly asked my 4 year-old daughter if she was going to get me a “World's Best Dad” mug. “Nope,” she said gravely. “I haven’t met all the dads in the world.”
— RM (@dorsalstream) June 16, 2019
3. Hahahaha
I was arguing with my husband and my son screamed "yay! TWO christmases!" from the other room.
— JennyPentland (@JennyPentland) May 6, 2017
4. They’re paying attention
Me: I think I ate too much.
4yo: Yeah, but not just today.— Aaron Aryanpur (@aaroncomedian) November 26, 2016
5. Thanks a lot
Me: We all make mistakes.
5: Even you?
Me: Yep
5: Oh yeah! Like when you're trying to cook food that tastes good but then it doesn't?— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) April 15, 2016
6. All this
Me: Please get dressed.
9yo: But you're still in your pajamas!
Me: I AM dressed.
9yo: Is that what you're calling [waves palm at me] this?— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) September 1, 2016
7. Not looking for that
4: What did I earn for being good today?
Me: My love and affection.
4: [cries] I don't want that!— Ashley Austrew (@ashleyaustrew) May 1, 2016
8. Not cool
Me: "How many kisses do you need from me?"
3yo: "Probably just zero."— ReasonsMySonIsCrying (@ReasonsMySonCry) March 16, 2015
9. Yummy!
8yo: I think I just swallowed a fly
10yo: cuz you talk too much
5yo: you shoulda put ketchup on it
— Linda (@turtledumplin) September 5, 2016
10. Game Over
4: Mommy, you're just like a Disney movie. We should play pretend.
Me: Aww! Sure!
4:You can be the Beast.
Me: …
4: Or the fat sea witch!— Marl (@Marlebean) April 17, 2014
11. Maybe?
Should i be offended my 3yo covers his ears and yells "STOP!" when i dance?
— Chris Cox (@CoxyJindas) August 29, 2016
12. LOL
My 11yo wrote me an apology for misbehaving in the car that included "I love you so much but sometimes forget to care about your existence."
— Amanda Mancino-Williams (@Manda_like_wine) April 27, 2016
13. Zing!
Me: “See this? It’s a fossil of a fish that lived FIFTY MILLION YEARS AGO!”
7yo: “So you were almost born then, right?”— ReasonsMySonIsCrying (@ReasonsMySonCry) May 11, 2017
14. Tell no one
I’m not saying kids ruin your life, I’m just saying mine told her teacher all about my chin hair.
— Ashley Austrew (@ashleyaustrew) October 12, 2017
15. Harsh!
Me to my son: You remind me of me.
Son: That's just mean.— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) August 16, 2016
Game. Set. Match. –> Children.
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