Are you looking to start a new life somewhere exciting and unpredictable? Why not try Florida!
You may have heard of this state, but unless you’ve lived it, you really don’t know the full experience!
Here are fifteen reasons you should check out Florida today!
15. The fabulous healthcare system
You’re gonna need to come in with something bigger than that if you want real help.
14. Their unique cuisine
Now that’s what I call fine dining.
13. Public games and festivals!
It’s not just the cards that are wild.
12. The culture of honesty
Maybe it was meant to be like a double bluff?
11. The amenities
Welcome home, sucka.
10. Their determination
Wasn’t this a whole season arc in Rick & Morty?
9. Their home medicine
Hey, if it’s good enough for the President.
8. The natural splendor
I need to know how long he got away with this.
7. Their flare for the dramatic
Cool way to get the cops called on your parents.
6. Their generous nature
Best Easter ever.
5. Their Christmas spirit
You can sharpen those things down pretty good if you’re patient enough.
4. Their attitude of diligence
Just gotta double check first, otherwise this would be really stupid.
3. Their arts and entertainment
This is exhausting work.
2. Their innovation
Not sure if that’s what they meant by “mask required.”
1. Their bold statements
This is just flexing.
Well what are you waiting for?! Head to the sunshine state and start your weird new life NOW!
What’s the strangest thing about where you live?
Tell us in the comments.
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