The DMV is a special kind of hell, isn’t it? The employees are often…unpleasant, the other people waiting are in a bad mood, and overall it’s just a miserable endeavor.
But, since we’ve all been there and it’s a shared human experience, let’s laugh at these funny tweets about spending time at the Department of Motor Vehicles.
1. Gee, thanks a lot.
I had to update my driver’s license photo at the DMV and I complained that I looked terrible in it and the guy said, “Lady, that’s literally exactly what you look like” and now my day is ruined.
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) October 22, 2019
2. Hahahaha. Amazing.
Just heard somebody at the DMV say, “Since my liscense suspended don’t touch my mf organs”
— Charles Burney (@Charles_Burney) February 27, 2019
3. Time to throw in the towel.
been waiting at the DMV for an hour and a half and just watched a man remove his sandals and put the bottoms of his feet together and intertwine his toes like his feet were holding hands I just wanna go home
— kay (@kaydargs) June 26, 2018
4. All worn out.
There’s a good reason why Ferris Bueller’s day off was about a teenager, and not a 40 year old man. Today I’m getting an oil change, emissions tested, and going to the DMV. I almost fell asleep typing that.
— Jeff (@tiredntweeten) June 13, 2019
5. Sir, you need that as well.
The dmv be like u forgot the Declaration of Independence
— bri (@snotnosedbratt) May 29, 2019
6. It’s been a long year.
I’m at the DMV, celebrating the one year anniversary of when I got in line.
— The Personification of Nevil (@TheAlexNevil) October 25, 2018
7. Not a good vibe.
Just walked into the DMV saw the ambiance & left. They gonna have to just take me to jail I work too hard to be in that environment.
— Vince Staples (@vincestaples) May 16, 2018
8. God doesn’t go in there.
God is everywhere. Except the DMV. There you're on your own.
— Josh Peck (@ItsJoshPeck) October 27, 2016
9. I don’t think she got it.
“This system is so kafkaesque,” I murmured knowingly to the woman standing next to me at the DMV. Very rudely she did not remove her headphones. “This system is so kafkaesque!” I exclaimed again, slightly louder.
— AUTHOR In Your MFA (@GuyInYourMFA) August 17, 2019
10. Not off to a good start.
Me: hi
Lady working at the DMV: pic.twitter.com/zEClMnUmny— big sean slander account (@hancockonetwo) May 22, 2019
11. That makes a lot of sense.
I was at the DMV and I gave the worker my birth certificate and she said she couldn't accept it because it was ripped. Um… I am 43-years-old, I am surprised my birth certificate hasn't disintegrated. Dmvfuckery is the worst.
— Christopher Bouzy (@cbouzy) March 18, 2019
12. You did what you had to do.
At the DMV with a 2 year old and a new baby. Both of whom have been excellent and well-behaved for over an hour, but they just started crying at the same time.
Woman just asked me to "do something, cuz they're bothering other people."
So I did something.
Told her to fuck off.— Emily Greene (@EmAsInMoney) April 3, 2019
13. The man was a legend.
At the DMV and thinking of how iconic my grandfather was because he used to memorize the letters on the vision exam and pretend he could see
— Destiny (@_chismosa_) August 19, 2019
14. Let’s play a game.
I like to ask strangers in line at the DMV to guess my weight just so I can see what I can get away with putting on my license.
— elizabeth (@Elizasoul80) July 29, 2014
15. That’s about the worst thing you could ever hear.
Ladies at the dmv telling me I don’t have the right paperwork after I sat there waiting for 5 hours pic.twitter.com/6VYzax6vCx
— boo boo the fool
(@holden_a_fork) September 20, 2018
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