There’s really no arguing that kids today are growing up in an entirely different world – one that didn’t even exist 30 years ago.
And if you’re wondering whether it’s making them grow up too fast, well… these 12 tweets certainly seem to point to yes!
12. Don’t try to pull the wool over that one’s eyes.
Me: Guess what time it is?
6-year-old: I don't have to guess. I can read the clock.
Me: It's time to clean your room.
6: No, it's 2:45.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 23, 2016
11. This attitude will take her far in life.
My 3yo said she wanted to be an astronaut, and I said she had to study hard, go to college, learn a lot of science, and take a physical fitness test, and she shrugged and said, "That's just 4 things." So she's basically a nonchalant motivational speaker.
— jendziura (@jendziura) February 15, 2018
10. Dream life, honestly.
Fake phone call I overheard my 6-yr-old niece having: "No, I'm not a kid. I work at a museum and I would like a latte."
— Anna Hezel (@HezelAnna) June 23, 2017
9. This is kind of depressing.
My 4 year old kid doesn't have an imaginary friend, he has an imaginary boss. He takes imaginary phone calls from his imaginary boss and has one-sided, exasperated conversations. We asked him once if his boss had a name and without missing a beat he said "Johnson."
— בנימן | Benjamin (@bentev28) May 5, 2019
8. He’s probably not going to be a motivational speaker – but he might write greeting cards.
My 11-year old's birthday card to me. #blessed pic.twitter.com/URbZEQmmQa
— Brian Sack (@brian_sack) October 5, 2015
7. As good an answer as any.
My cousin: [to my kids] omg you guys have grown so much! How old are you now?
6: What's your wifi password?
— Anna Grace (@graceupongracie) July 6, 2016
6. My 2yo takes “notes.”
My daughter brings a checklist to stores now and just makes random checks. It makes everyone uncomfortable. pic.twitter.com/UgHJ4eIDSc
— Bottlerocket (@bottlerocket) September 25, 2016
5. A healthy sense of reality.
My 5yo on her 1st day of K: "They asked me to count as high as I could. I could've done 200, but I didn't want to waste anyone's time."
— Bridget Liszewski (@BridgetOnTV) August 26, 2017
4. I mean there’s nothing wrong with self-sufficiency.
the little boy i tutor sneezed n said "bless u" and i was like "did u just bless yourself" and he was like "ya who else will" what a concept
— tasmi (@tasmiimlak) May 6, 2017
3. Pretty sick burn for a kid who doesn’t bring home a paycheck.
I was doing an activity with my 5-year-old and then told him I had to go back to work and he said “Okay, go touch your letters daddy.” which is such an amazing burn. “Must be exhausting touching that keyboard all day. Did you hit all the letters yet? You’ve had all day.”
— Chris Hallbeck (@ChrisHallbeck) February 7, 2018
2. To be fair the whole birth process is some BS on both ends.
This baby a whole 7 mins old and already fed up with life pic.twitter.com/tG90C9rkqT
— `~’ (@FreeLaddin) June 27, 2014
1. I bet Alexa told him that.
4yo son said the word prototype. When I asked him what it meant, he said "People are a prototype" and I was too scared to ask what he meant.
— Kristin (@FeralCrone) February 7, 2015
The proof is in the social media posts!
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