These are pretty darn funny, if I do say so myself.
Haven’t seen them yet?
You’ll get the idea as soon as you dive into this list of tweets.
Let’s go!
1. Maybe he’s right…
the guy who invented constellations was like "see those 4 stars? that's a bear" and everyone else was just too busy trying to not die from the plague to fight him on it
— the hype (@TheHyyyype) July 7, 2019
2. That’s how it started, folks!
"What if I tried to put a ball somewhere and you tried to stop me"
-guy who invented sports
— steve suckington (@SteveSuckington) December 1, 2015
3. Fun Dip origin story.
exec: whos got a new candy for me
guy who invented fundip: ok so it's powdered sugar in a pouch
exec: the candy is just… sugar?
guy: yup! flavored like fruit that does crystal meth
exec: how do you eat it
guy: [ripping a line of neon cocaine] WITH A STICK OF MORE SUGAR
— Kellen (@captainkalvis) August 4, 2019
4. Waaaaay too many.
[guy about to invent monopoly]
*looking at friends* i have too many of these
— corri (@ThatsSoCorri) October 18, 2019
5. This must be a joke.
guy who invented the hokey pokey: you put your right foot in
his party guest: okay
gwithp: you take your right foot out
hpg: go off
gwithp: you put your right foot in
hpg: stop I’m screaming
gwithp: and you shake it all about
hpg: you’re fucking kidding me
— ᴄᴀʟᴇʙ ʜᴇᴀʀᴏɴ (@calebsaysthings) October 21, 2019
6. Your wish is granted.
GUY WHO INVENTED STEW:
I wish this plate of meat & vegetables was damp.
— Gwen
(@msgwenl) January 14, 2019
7. Let’s give it a shot.
THE GUY WHO INVENTED DRIVING: what if there was a way you could make a very small mistake and absolutely kill yourself and your entire family
— jd vance's "holler aunt" (@markpopham) November 28, 2019
8. He got burned.
GUY WHO INVENTED THE PHOTOGRAPH: I invented the photograph!
GUY WHO HATES THE GUY WHO INVENTED PHOTOGRAPHS AND IS ABOUT TO INVENT PUZZLES: Cool can I see that?
— MehGyver (@TheAndrewNadeau) January 4, 2018
9. Don’t worry about that.
ASSISTANT: so what dimensions do the doors, hinges, walls, and locks need to be so that it all fits?
GUY WHO INVENTED PUBLIC BATHROOM STALLS: can't stress how unimportant that part is
— Matt Buechele (@mattbooshell) October 30, 2019
10. Making it much more difficult.
'What if traveling between rooms was slightly harder?' – guy who invented doors
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) September 11, 2018
11. Thanks a lot, a**hole.
Guy about to invent work: what if we paid people to be miserable
— Julicorn
(@ChicksRule) November 11, 2019
Those make me laugh, what can I say?
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