I guess if you’re in a relationship for long enough, you can just get mad at each other over literally anything.
Especially if, say, you’re in a situation that requires you to stay at home together with pretty much no breaks for months and months at a time.
The couples of Twitter are certainly no stranger to feeling the pressure. That pressure that comes from that feeling that you love ’em so much but also you kinda want them to die for not much of a reason? Take these ten examples.
10. Time management
I don’t know what year any of us are living in anymore.
My wife just got mad at me for fast forwarding through a commercial because she wanted to use that time to look at her phone.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) October 11, 2019
9. Let it go
Dude. Come on. You did that on purpose.
my wife’s mad cause i didn’t get the “right kind of frozen yogurt” pic.twitter.com/j9WnyeFFgo
— m@thew (@TweetPotato314) December 9, 2020
8. The eyes have it
Maybe ya’ll just need a little bit of breathing room.
My wife just got angry with me for “breathing on her eye” if anyone is wondering how Lockdown 2.0 is going
— Brona C. Titley (@bronactitley) November 19, 2020
7. The secrets we keep
Wait, aren’t you IMDb?
my wife watched all 6 seasons of schitts creek before she learned dan levy is eugene levy's son in real life and now she's mad at me for "keeping secrets from her"??
— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) October 23, 2020
6. Just plane weird
As a lifelong insomniac, I’d like you to apologize to me as well.
I have to apologize to my wife for being able to sleep on a plane because she can't.
— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) October 7, 2018
5. In the blink of an eye
Given this tweet, I’d guess he was signaling for help in morse code.
Relationship status: Got mad at husband for blinking aggressively
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) January 15, 2019
4. Chew on that
Gee oh boy, sounds great!
If you think you might enjoy getting yelled at from another room for chewing too loud, maybe give marriage a try.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) September 18, 2017
3. Absolutely trashed
I think that placement is pretty much the international signal for “this is not desirable.”
Update: my husband is mad because I didn’t warn him the cake I PUT IN THE TRASHCAN doesn’t taste good.
— Stella Parks (@BraveTart) January 9, 2017
2. A comforting feeling
MAN does this sound like fun!
wife just yelled at me for not appreciating the new comforter enough
— ???? ??? ????????? (@Tryptofantastic) June 18, 2020
1. Turn, turn, turn
As long as they’re not licking it, I guess.
If you like getting angry at the way someone turns a doorknob, marriage may be right for you.
— Betty
(@BoomBoomBetty) March 25, 2018
I suppose the moral of the story is – if you don’t wanna get mad at your partner over something stupid, don’t have a partner.
What’s the dumbest thing you and an S/O have fought about?
Tell us in the comments.
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