Quick question – what in the hell is going on in Florida?
I know the whole “Florida Man” thing is a meme, but the meme comes from real headlines, and every time I see one I’m like…is that place legit? Like, does it exist? I could swear I myself have been there multiple times, and yet…
I mean, look at these.
15. Money talks
Our government is working great, why do you ask?
Source: Fox 35 Orlando
14. Can you smell what we’re cookin?
It’s good to have your priorities straight.
Source: ABC News
13. The cheer squad
When you have no idea what’s happening but you wanna support your team.
Source: Broward Palm Beach New Times
12. Cut and dry
Well this changes EVERYTHING for me.
Source: Click Orlando
11. Have a seat
The kids are most definitely not alright.
Source: Business Insider
10. Droning on
I appreciate the effort but I really need it IN the bathroom right now if you know what I’m sayin’.
Source: MSN
9. Irresistible
Chicken of the sea and of the land, fight.
Source: Orlando Weekly
8. Cool it
If you wanna keep being a dad of any description I’d suggest not doing this.
Source: Click Orlando
7. I am the night
I mean, I guess we can’t technically prove him wrong.
Source: KIRO 7
6. Getting high
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
Source: Click Orlando
5. “Weird primary”
And this was when we were just getting started.
Source: Tallahassee Democrat
4. Life’s a beach
I like that they gave him a mic.
Source: Fox 8
3. Bloody good time
Some people take the celebration of Passover very, very seriously.
Source: WAFF 48
2. The food chain
Maybe just stay out of the water, my dude.
Source: USA Today
1. Candles in the wind
Is this really the time for a vigil?
Source: WFLA Tampa
Florida, whether you’re really a state in the union or you’re just a myth, I salute you. Ya absolute weirdos.
What’s the strangest thing about where you live?
Tell us in the comments.
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