Sometimes there are great reasons to put together a list of tweets, and sometimes we just think you probably need a laugh!
These 14 tweets are all ready to deliver those in spades – so take a look and tell us how we did!
14. Except no one ever lets you off.
And from what I can tell, there’s no way to make them.
This is what every single day of 2020 has felt like. pic.twitter.com/Pz3x3CI2OA
— Lys (@WhimsyDesigns) May 6, 2020
13. Maybe they just had an intuition.
I guess our problems look pretty small from up there.
Congratulations to the Astronauts that left Earth today. Good choice
— Andy Milonakis (@andymilonakis) May 30, 2020
12. I’ve yet to see a more accurate description.
Where is Simba? Quit screwing around in paradise and show up, man!
someone said 2020 feels like when scar took over pride rock
— جاسمين (@saffronhuni) April 3, 2020
11. This is cracking me up.
This scene needs to go in a book/movie!
So today I was lookin at a girl bcuz she had a piece of lettuce in her hair & she looks at me and said "I have a boyfriend" ok lettuce head
— Benton.com (@Bentono10) September 14, 2016
10. It’s a niche audience…you hope.
But what about if you watch your own? Asking for a friend.
the only way to truly enjoy someones Instagram story is if ur completely in love with them or U want them dead. everything in between its like…what is going on here
— helena (@freshhel) April 6, 2020
9. I have no idea why this is so funny but there you go.
Someone even illustrated it.
"The bond's Name. James Name"
Pleased to… what?
"Bond Name's the james"
Are you alright?
"Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance"— Sean Leahy (@thepunningman) December 2, 2014
8. It is no coincidence, I think.
I’m sure Carlisle is lurking in hospital wards looking for the prettiest saddest person to turn into a vampire for all eternity.
very appropriate that infamous spanish flu survivor edward cullen would return to our lives now. imagine the wisdom he can share
— Alisha Rai (@AlishaRai) May 4, 2020
7. That’s seriously harder than anything else he did.
But who would WANT 12 people around all the time?
Nobody talks about Jesus' miracle of having 12 close friends in his 30s
— LEGO Joseph Smith (@Mormonger) March 18, 2018
6. Oh my gosh you mean I’m not the only one who thought this?
Tell me there are more of us out there!
Just saw a headline about McGraw-Hill which reminds me that when I was a kid I thought Tim McGraw and Faith Hill made textbooks when they weren't on tour
— T Kira Madden (@tkiramadden) May 4, 2020
5. This will actually never get old.
You can’t change my mind.
"Anybody here named Jeff?"
Jeff: "Yes"
Geoff: "Yeos"— mtobey (@mtobey) January 21, 2016
4. Which is funny because no one can pronounce that, either.
But honestly you can say it any way you want.
X Æ A-12 is pronounced siobhan
— Lily Lester (@TheLilyLester) May 5, 2020
3. I hear people in their 40s went to high school back then.
But seriously not one actor in that film looks 16.
this guy in Grease is supposed to be a teenager pic.twitter.com/1aVd42XT0s
— Achilles Stamatelaky (@astamate) May 24, 2020
2. Awww, what a sweet kid.
I always felt bad watching how much my parents spent at the store, too.
My total was $129 at target and my kid was like “I can put this back” lmao GIRL $1.29 for your snickers bar isn’t gonna fix this
— hazel (@mamahaaze) May 3, 2020
1. Bahahaha not the guest you were expecting!
Ellen always knows just what to get people.
*on Ellen*
ELLEN: so i hear u tweet about wanting to die
ME: haha yeah, i do
*Death comes out, creeps up behind me*
ME: omg ellen you didnt— rav (@Doughbvy) May 8, 2018
I’m definitely still giggling over a few of these, how about you?
Tell us which hit the target the strongest for you!
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