Tweets sure can be neat. The kind of neat that makes you stop and take notice. And then take the tweet, and spread it around. Because you need to spread the neat joy, at any cost.
The tweets that stay with you after a long hard day of looking at internet stuff – those are the ones worth savoring. The ones worth thinking about. The ones worth a moment of appreciation.
Such are the tweets in this list. Come. Let our tweet experience begin.
12. Spill that tea
We’re just causing trouble from overseas all the time for those folks.
ONCE AGAIN AMERICA WILL DEFEAT THE BRITISH MONARCHY BY SPILLING TEA
— Gabrielle Cornish (@gcornish91) March 8, 2021
11. The coupled life
The way we do it is badly. Everybody resents it on some level, that’s just life.
living with a couple is so annoying. how do kids do it
— liva (@realchoppedliva) March 10, 2021
10. I’m yours
It’s like being served a legal document, once you’ve touched it you’re officially responsible.
When I sign an email “Yours” it’s not a term of endearment— it means this email is now yours I’m done with it get it away from me.
— Kate McKean (@kate_mckean) March 8, 2021
9. Blowing over
We were so young. So naive. So very stupid.
Happy one year anniversary to me getting an email about a meeting being rescheduled "until this all blows over".
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) March 6, 2021
8. Ball is life
This is only because the guys who would say “this song was on Pro Skater” are now too old to be going to house parties.
men be at house parties saying "this song was on fifa"
— ღ val ღ (@valyeeet) March 6, 2021
7. The long distance friendship
We live in the same state and could totally meet up, we just don’t.
a new type of relationship first experienced by my generation is “girl I’ve been friends with online for 20 years”
— beef heiress (@rebirthcanal) March 9, 2021
6. Try, try again
Once again, Taco Bell comes through as my one true source of happiness and inspiration.
I will, for you, Taco Bell pic.twitter.com/2uMwDTcNgJ
— strange robe aficionado (@ajlobster) March 9, 2021
5. Watching like a hawk
I simply will not contribute to this cultural disrespect.
I study a picture of Tony Hawk daily so I’m not one of those people he tweets about if I ever run into him
— kate
(@kateshaulis) March 10, 2021
4. Not my vibe
I think a little more money might just fix that up, though.
Apparently “the vibes are off” isn’t a good excuse to leave work early
— ♡ (@sighbrattt) November 5, 2019
3. It looks like…
This smug idiot was always just slowing everything down.
My earliest memory of mansplaining pic.twitter.com/Xy9UX78ucc
— Iris
☻ (@Jest_Iris) March 8, 2021
2. The simulation machine
It’s just what our brains are designed to do, and they’re not gonna be stopped by reason.
Ur so quiet,what's on your mind?
Me: pic.twitter.com/H1K2Z7ld5l— Khalissa (@Deeva4dlord) March 7, 2021
1. Real struggles
At least in a divorce you have some sense of who the heck you are.
i went thru a divorce in my mid twenties and i still stand by the fact that 6th grade is the worst year of a persons life
— shelby (@shelbytheclown) March 9, 2021
Another fine serving of Tweets. Come back soon for more, won’t you?
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