There are people out there who, once they’re out of a relationship, are immediately getting back into the game, and within a week or two are probably dating someone new.
I’ve never understood that. I don’t get it. It takes me forever to recover. And I know I’m not alone in that. I know that a lot of y’all, like me, are pretty much perpetually single, and that it’s a state of mind that you kind of get used to and learn to laugh at, because, hey, it’s your thing.
To help us laugh along about it, here are some funny tweets. From single Twitter funny peeps.
10. The cycle continues
Look, it’s been a very long afternoon, we’ve been through a lot together.
**3 hours in a relationship**
Me: "I don't think I can do this anymore"
— CALMDOWN
❁ (@TiruHilaryleee) April 10, 2021
9. Lonely hearts club
Hey now, let’s not make any sweeping conclusions.
You might be lonely, but you’ve never been this lonely pic.twitter.com/hJDGpfe0FS
— Tank.Sinatra (@GeorgeResch) September 28, 2020
8. The big sleep
And they said that romance was dead.
Date idea: they come over at 9 PM and you both take 2 melatonin and get 10 hours of sleep
— Soel Jchillinger (@Soeljchillinger) September 26, 2020
7. Hoping and praying
And how has that gone for you so far?
I workout the same way I date on bumble…I literally do nothing and pray for results. #stillwaiting
— Jessie Jolles (@Jessiejolles) August 24, 2016
6. The realization
The grass is always greener on the other side of the bed.
Dating is basically hanging out with someone until you realize you‘d have a better time by yourself
— wittyidiot (@stephenszczerba) September 28, 2020
5. So extra
Ooo, look at me, I can afford “avocado” and “breakfast.”
being single is cool until you open a perfect avocado at breakfast and u have no one to show it to.
— h (@halsey) March 23, 2016
4. Unsolved mysteries
We can’t know. There’s just no way to know.
Me : why is everyone together & I’m single
Also me : declines every date, takes 3-5 business days to reply & never smiles— filiberto (@filibertohx_) November 18, 2018
3. Remember these steps
It might just save your life.
Yeah I date…
D. doing
A. all I can
T. to avoid catching feelings
E. ever again—
(@punsfornuns) May 9, 2019
2. The cold light of day
To be fair, nothing is as fun sober.
dating is so stressful especially if you met on a night out like sure yeah I liked you when I was 6 tequila shots deep but what if I hate you when we’re sober? what then????
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) May 14, 2019
1. Red flag alert
Cut your losses and live your life.
Me when I catch feelings after hooking up and going on dates with someone and missing every red flag for 7 months only to get ghosted https://t.co/xE01HXhMec
— insta.single (@insta_single) April 18, 2019
Being single can be a drag but it’s not all bad. I mean, consider this: you get all the oreos to yourself.
What’s the best part of being single to you?
Tell us in the comments.
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