#7. “Encyclopedic”

“Encyclopedic…” was the reluctant response a nurse friend once told me she received from the wife of a well known local Baptist minister.

She was well into her 70’s and had recently celebrated her and her husband’s 50th wedding anniversary.

When asked to clarify, she admitted to being unfaithful to her husband with over 1000 men and several hundred women.

Her most recent escapade had been the previous day.

#8. TMI

“Literally got road head on the way here”

#9. Birth Control

Paramedic here. I once asked a 20 year old female with abdominal pain:

ME:”Are you sexually active?”

HER: “Yes”

ME: “Any chance you’re pregnant?”

HER: “Absolutely not, I could never be pregnant”

ME: “Not all birth control is 100% effective.”

HER: Mine is.

ME: “What kind of birth control is it?”

HER: “Um…lesbianism.”

#10. “Not that kind…”

Medical school in Philadelphia.

I was in surgery clinic and going through the “review of systems,” and like any good med student covering every system possible as I was seeing this 72 year old African American guy.

“Any discharge from your penis sir?”

With a smile, he exclaims, “Not in about 12 years!”

Took me half a second then I cracked up and said, “Not that kind sir, but you’re hilarious”

#11. Good or Bad?

This is how it went during my last physical

Nurse: “Are you sexually active?”

me: “No.”

Nurse: “Really?!”

She had a surprised look on her face, and I’m not sure whether I should feel good or bad about myself

#12. “Outlook Favorable”

I gave a new gyno one of her favorite responses to “Currently sexually active?”

I had recently started seeing someone, and we weren’t quite there yet, so I said “Outlook favorable.”

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