Even if you’re not a big Twitter person, you should really subscribe to the social media platform so you can follow a great account called “Thoughts of Dog.”
Because, let’s get real, who doesn’t want to know what’s going on in our dog’s head, right?
I know I do!
And that’s exactly what this account does. So wonder no more, dog owners, because this is the real deal. Let’s take a look.
1. The rarest sit.
Have you seen it in the wild?
the rarest sit. is the multi-level stair sit. during which my butt is on one stair. while my front feet extend to the stair below. it is a powerful combination. of comfort and style
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) July 20, 2020
2. No more fireworks, people!
The pooches really don’t enjoy that.
i did not get much sleep last night. because of your sky booms. to make up for this. i will be extending all snoozles. by 15 percent. for the rest of the year
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) July 5, 2020
3. That did not work out very well.
What the heck is going on here?
the human has made quite the sandwich for lunch. but when i placed my chin on their knee. and looked up at them softly. they only offered me. a piece of lettuce. nobody talk to me. for the rest of the day
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) June 29, 2020
4. Waiting for the food to drop.
Any minute now…
today was supposed to be one of those days. where the human invites a bunch of frens over. someone would eventually drop a plate of food. and it would be my time to shine. but because that can’t happen. the human has been dropping little snacks for me on purpose. all afternoon
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) May 25, 2020
5. Those are the kind of people you need to be around.
The kind that helps you out!
surround yourself. with those who would flip your ear back for you. if it ever went inside out
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) May 17, 2020
6. Bring on the pancakes.
You know you want ’em!
recently. my only responsibility. has been convincing the human to get out of bed in the morning. so tomorrow we’re making pancakes. because who can say no to pancakes
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) May 8, 2020
7. Narrowed it down.
Makes sense to me.
i have finally narrowed it down. to a few possible reasons. the human is home all the time now
4. can’t stand being away from me
c. loves me so much
1. my presence is a gift— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) April 29, 2020
8. Are you sure you’re helping?
I’m just sayin’…
the human is attempting exercise at home. and to help them with this. i will climb on top of them. making any movement almost impossible
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) April 21, 2020
9. We could all use some more cuddles.
Especially from a dog!
some cuddles. would go a long way right now
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) April 7, 2020
10. Letting it all hang out.
Strut your stuff!
there are no rules these days. i didn’t even put my collar on today. just walked around the house naked
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) March 30, 2020
11. Bring your human to work day.
I like the sound of that!
i decided that today. is bring your human to work day. we stared out the window for hours. and they helped me spot the cars. it was magical
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) March 24, 2020
12. Just do your best.
We’re all rooting for you!
today. for the first time in a long time. i checked on the skittle under the fridge. i’m happy to report it’s still there. minding its business. doing the best it can. we should all strive for such an existence
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) February 17, 2020
Okay, you know the drill…
Now we want to hear from you!
In the comments, introduce us to your pooches and share some photos with us.
We want to meet fat dogs, skinny dogs, white dogs, black dogs, all the dogs you can imagine!
Thanks, fam! We love hearing from you!
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