You know what I’m talking about: those every day human occurrences that we’ve all experienced but that rarely seem to come up in conversation. Maybe it’s because we’re embarrassed, maybe because they seem too random or insignificant to mention, but the truth is we can all share a laugh over these basic human experiences.
1. Guilty pleasures
Nothing else compares.
2. So nonchalant
Oh, you know.
Nobody:
The dentist: So how’s life going pic.twitter.com/WyhOsQV35X
— Ruben
(@_ninetwo8) July 1, 2020
3. Not all heroes wear capes…
But they definitely wear masks!
Now I be like “oh fuck i forgot my mask” like im spiderman or something
— Neal Owusu (@neal_thatdude) June 9, 2020
4. Keep your eyes on the smize
Tyra Banks prepared us for this day.
me smiling at people under my mask thinking that they can see it pic.twitter.com/XSebFYSuT8
— katelyn (@noitskatelyn) June 6, 2020
5. My entire school experience
Tbh, if you end up like this guy, it probably wasn’t a very good book to begin with.
irl
6. Higher, higher…
Did you check the batteries?
who else does this?
Posted by Memes on Sunday, June 28, 2020
7. So sorry but something came up…
I just really don’t want to people right now
when you agreed to go out and the time to go out is getting closer https://t.co/EcSYpXf8Vi
— Shafeeq (@Y2SHAF) June 24, 2020
8. They’re called floaters
For most people, eye floaters are a minor inconvenience, not a cause for concern.
Anyone else be seeing these things floating around in your eye?? pic.twitter.com/6WZML5gJya
— K. (@kenyemess) April 7, 2019
9. This one hits home
I can’t afford to be distracted!
10. This is a test, isn’t it?
Uhh…the one about the little star? That twinkles? You’ve probably never heard of it.
*has tons of favorite songs*
Person: "So what's your favorite song?"
Me: *instantly forgets every song I have ever heard*— PeaceWolf (@PeaceWolfActual) August 13, 2020
11. Yes, I do this with my cat.
I wouldn’t recommend it.
You ever lay next to someone and try to breath like them and almost die???
— b.b (@benoobrown) March 4, 2019
12. Me when my best friend and I haven’t talked in over a week:
I need ALL the details.
13. Now I do the same thing with my headset during Zoom meetings
I totally meant to do that.
When you've got ear phones in but forget and walk away from your laptop pic.twitter.com/kzqBwuCG4r
— hamza (@_sirhamza) July 1, 2020
Please tell me I’m not not the only one who’s done these things. Particularly #9. It really does make it easier to concentrate!
Which one did you relate to most? Let us know in the comments!
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