If you’re thinking about having children…these tweets might just change your mind…
Sure, they are tons of fun and everyone says you don’t know what you’re missing until you have children, but still…they’re not for everyone…
Let’s see what these folks had to say…you might just be discouraged.
1. It was an accident.
My son just “accidentally” dumped an entire bottle of salad dressing over his head so that’s how my night is going.
— Niki Lenz (@NikiRLenz) October 1, 2018
2. You have a monster on your hands…
My son got mad at me yesterday and opened all the bananas in the house. What type of passive aggressive monster… pic.twitter.com/4p2Ucqh9NF
— Vic (@VictorPopeJr) March 9, 2016
3. Now apologize to ME.
Toddler accidentally hits me in the face with a book.
Me: "Oof, that hurt a bit. Can you say sorry?"
Her: "Sorry, book."— Martha Hampson (@marthie) August 9, 2019
4. Stuff like this…
People sometimes ask why I don't want kids. I like sleep mostly, but also because of stuff like this. pic.twitter.com/uDYniHSG91
— Hoodie (@HoodiePanda) September 19, 2015
5. Who’s in charge here?
Toddler "accidentally" dropped her bowl of cereal. As I shamefully bow down to my knees and wipe up her mess, the toddler looks at me, picks up the bowl, with a flick of the wrist spills the remains. She does this every once in a while to let me know she's still in charge.
— Marcy G
(@BunAndLeggings) December 6, 2018
6. Got a bruiser on your hands.
My toddler accidentally punched me in the eye but then cuz I cried out in pain she thought it would be fun to intentionally punch me in the other eye and so I’m cancelling today’s parenting plans.
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) May 6, 2019
7. I see why.
kids are brutal. This little girl I help at the elementary school asked to see a photo of my boyfriend, when I told her I didn’t have one she LOOKED ME UP AND DOWN and said “I see why”. but how’s your day going.
— téona michelle
(@teonamichelle4) October 23, 2018
8. I’m gonna be sick.
ask me again why I don't want kids pic.twitter.com/YOIuAo4XHG
— badly drawn bee
(@soapachu) July 28, 2018
9. Not an easy task.
Whenever I get baby fever, I look back at the time my cousin got stuck inside of a claw machine pic.twitter.com/yaZs3k2fH2
— CJ (@QTremendo) January 26, 2020
10. How cute!
My daughter just accidentally dropped her snotty tissue into my coffee and if that’s not a metaphor for parenting I don’t know what is.
— Rhyming Mama (@sarabellab123) January 9, 2020
11. Without warning.
Toddlers are savage af. When 3 is done talking to her grandparents she doesnt say bye.
No warning, just "alexa, hang up"
— Kelly Oh! (@KellyOhlert) February 12, 2019
12. You ungrateful little…
Me: We all make mistakes.
5: Even you?
Me: Yep
5: Oh yeah! Like when you're trying to cook food that tastes good but then it doesn't?— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) April 15, 2016
13. All fixed now…
My 3yo "accidentally" unspooled the entire roll of toilet paper. But don't worry, he "fixed" it. pic.twitter.com/MFKWJ2rNqi
— ReasonsMySonIsCrying (@ReasonsMySonCry) October 24, 2014
14. This clinched it for her.
12 year old I babysit just poured chocolate milk on my head b/c I wouldn't let her eat jellybeans for lunch. Never having kids.
— Anne Marie Miller (@atmiller94) June 2, 2014
15. That’s a bummer.
Kids are evil. pic.twitter.com/UFqLuKMvub
— Scott Snyder (@Ssnyder1835) May 12, 2018
Well, I’m convinced! You don’t need to tell me anything else!
What about you? Do you have kids? Are you totally against having kids? Still on the fence?
Tell us all about it in the comments!
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