We all need a little help now and then, and even though I am in no way encouraging you to smile if you don’t feel like it or telling you that you owe one single person a smile (you don’t), if YOU feel like you could use a laugh, well….here you go.
I’m just going to set these 13 tweets full of wholesome goodness right here and let you enjoy at your will.
13. Let me think. No.
him: are you done with ur little attitude?
me: pic.twitter.com/B9aeCcEOtT
— мåɾℓєиå.
(@lenarios27) November 30, 2019
12. This is your daily PSA about drinking too much and why it’s bad but also can be amusing.
I was blackout last night and posted a video to my story of me following an animal down the street yelling ”what are you? Ive never seen one like you?“ and then I woke up this morning, watched it and the animal was just a black trash bag blowing across the sidewalk I’m speechless
— Aol.com (@lukasbattle) December 1, 2019
11. Ladies, you know what he really wants.
Girls are shit with birthday gifts you’ll hint for a Rolex all year & she’ll turn up with a jar that’s filled with 22 things she loves about you lol
— ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤBEN10 (@monst1ace) November 29, 2019
10. Nothing to see here but AWWWW.
Just Chinese fisherman couple eating pic.twitter.com/WOu722Iyti
— Carl Zha (@CarlZha) December 1, 2019
9. I don’t know about you, but I can relate to this.
Every time he gets his favorite food. pic.twitter.com/qqr2EGYnbh
— ANDREW ALBERTT (@ANDREW1ALBERTT) November 30, 2019
8. When you’re just too good at making breakup playlists.
Spotify: hey dumbass. hey asshole.
Me: pls don’t
Spotify: here’s your 2019 Rewind playlist you bitch
Me: stop
Spotify: and we pulled every fucken song from that one 6 week period after a breakup
Me: *already listening to the playlist, crying* it’s perfect. i hate you.
— dirk diggler (@TakeForGrantd) November 30, 2019
7. A George Costanza for the modern age. #doaleavebehind
Just DM’d my WCW "hpe you had a nice Thanksgiving" on purpose so if she doesnt reply I'm gonna DM her again correcting the typo pic.twitter.com/weYyrL3tR4
— Cryptic (@CrypticNoOne) November 29, 2019
6. “Dork a** losers” is officially my go-to now.
— Bitchcoin (@SubMedina) March 7, 2019
5. He identifies with Parker’s grandpa so much.
my sister was worried about bringing her girlfriend to thanksgiving because she hasn’t come out to our conservative, texan, retired preacher, grandfather. so i turned on gold rush on discovery channel and he didn’t even blink for like 4 hours
— Danya (@dxxnya) November 30, 2019
4. I think about this when I hand out papers but I still do it because THEY STICK OKAY.
Me whenever my teacher licked her finger and put a paper on my desk https://t.co/wVIxVkTjUL
— BYK (@CaIIMeB) November 30, 2019
3. I think this is Dakota’s official statement.
Dakota Johnson
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┓┓┓┓┓┃ ＼＼
┓┓┓┓┓┃Ellen DeGeneres
┓┓┓┓┓┃ ヽノ
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┓┓┓┓┓┃ ノ)
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┓┓┓┓┓┃— Ξvan Ross Katz (@evanrosskatz) November 30, 2019
2. Pardon me I may have been mistaken.
Me: this edible ain’t shit
30 mins later : pic.twitter.com/AjXX83iHIA
— Nayib (@Nxyib) December 1, 2019
1. It’s the decimal points that make the tweet.
“baby yoda is a bad bitch!” – me at brunch, having seen 0.00 episodes of the mandalorian
— hunter harris (@hunteryharris) December 1, 2019
Now that’s what I’m talking about – A+, internet!
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