I don’t have a boat and I probably never will, but I do love seeing a clever boat name!
And I bet you do too, because you’re here and you’re about to scroll through these funny boat names that really made us laugh. A LOT.
So enjoy these pics and try to think of what you’d name your own boat…if you had one…
Let’s take a look!
1. See ya later, beaches!
I think they meant to put “b*tches” on there.
2. The Jerk Store called…
They’re running out of you.
3. Well, this isn’t very appropriate.
I see what you’re trying to do here and I think it’s disgusting!
4. That’s what sea said.
Okay, this one might be the winner.
5. Slappin’ the bass!
Not the bass guitar, though…
(@aprilmcmanus)6. Don’t drink and drive the boat.
I hope they have a designated driver.
7. I need a ride in this boat.
Just to clear my head for a while.
8. You’re right! They can’t!
Befriend these people so you can hitch a ride when the sh*t goes down.
9. Sir, I’m gonna need you to walk a straight line…
How much have you had to drink?
10. A perfect name for this boat.
Small, dingy, and dirty. Great!
11. Gettin’ s*xy up in here!
I’ll take a ride, please!
12. All aboard!
Okay, I can’t seem to find this thing…
Have you seen any boats with funny names.
Or maybe you even have a boat with a funny name?
Talk to us in the comments and share some pics with us. Thanks!
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