People who talk in their sleep are a rare breed.

They’re deep sleepers, and when they start jabbering on while unconscious, they have no idea they’ve said anything at all, never mind remembering exactly what came out of their mouths.

Their partners have some pretty funny stories to tell…even if sometimes nights like these 15 have them losing sleep.

15. She should obviously have dumped him.

The answer to more bread is always yes.

14. I mean, that kind of makes sense.

Theatre always needs more funding.

13. Something is half empty.

Like a little devil.

12. How did THAT not wake her up?

I mean…ow.

11. I’m not sure if that’s good or bad.

The engine, not the potatoes. That’s most certainly bad.

10. Well he certainly can’t now.

In his dreams he’s a big star.

9. How dare.

Now he shall never know.

8. I don’t like that.

Separate beds, my friend.

7. You can’t let the burritos get away.

That way lies madness.

6. I think everyone can agree on that.

Sleepwalking takes it to the next level.

5. It’s probably from Ikea.

We’ve all been there.

4. Because the middle of the night needs more drama.

I would be so pissed.

3. Inside jokes are the best.

As long as you’re not the butt of them.

2. Not the words you want to hear in the middle of the night.

Or any time, honestly.

1. She was just making sure.

So you wouldn’t miss your punishment.

I’m both sorry and glad my partner doesn’t talk in his sleep, I think.

If yours does, share your stories with us in the comments!

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