Roommates. You can’t live with ’em, can’t live without ’em, because you’re way too poor to get your own place, am I right?
A lot of roommates are in a severe love/hate relationship right now, as a complete lack of absence makes the heart grow steadily more annoyed. That “spacious” apartment starts to feel a lot smaller when none of you ever go anywhere else.
The upside is, a lot of it is very funny.
15. The Hunt
If you drink booze on Easter is it Easter Eggnog?
My roommate picked up 2 cases of wine for me yesterday, proceeded to get blackout drunk and think it was Easter. I came home after work to find that he hid all 24 bottles through the apartment and he doesn’t remember where they are. Time for adult Easter egg hunting I guess
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14. Accidentally pwned
Maybe you should just switch over to playing Sorry.
just got dumped and my roommate is trying to make me feel better by playing cards with me but she just keeps winning and whispering “sorry”
— amelia elizalde (@ameliaelizalde) April 27, 2020
13. Trash bash
It’s a sign.
12. Kitchen trippin’
So apparently all I need to do to make my apartment less gross is get some psychedelics.
My roommate is on shrooms and she’s been washing the dishes for the last 2.5hrs lmaooooo
—
OtterDaddy
11. Business on top
Party on the bottom.
10. Listful thinking
Make sure you check it twice.
*quarantine day 6*
roommate: should we make a list?
me: of what?
roommate: anything really…
— mb xcx
(@marybethbarone) March 19, 2020
9. Buggin’ out
It’s April, fools.
Made a little paper cutout to give my roommate a good scare. April fools y’all. from funny
8. Distance cake
Whatever you do, for the love of God, don’t blow on it.
My roommate sang happy birthday from the other room after gifting this to me from funny
7. Flip the switch
Has science gone too far?
#FlipTheSwitch Me and my roommate. I hate this challenge already… pic.twitter.com/ZXLMCjtDek
— Afo ❼ (@ifyouwereafo) March 5, 2020
6. Safety first
I love you, you’re filthy, go clean.
5. Roll with it
Kinda rude to flaunt your wealth like that.
My roommates mom gave us an Easter basket full of toilet paper. from funny
4. iPhone X
I’m sure it’ll be patched soon.
Roommate said he’d fix my phone while I was at work. Thanks mate! from funny
3. Can’t handle it
Absolute classic.
2. GTFO BF
Have you no standards at all?
Two of my roommates keep seeing their boyfriends. Not only are they not social distancing, not only do the boyfriends come in our house, but also, the boyfriends are ugly.
— Ranche Dressingreaux (@SKEEerra) May 2, 2020
1. Realization
Somewhere out there, someone is telling stories about you.
are you ever like. wait i’m someone’s weird fuckin roommate
— steph mccann (@steph_mcca) April 25, 2020
If you’re living with a roommate, cut ’em a little slack right now. No living arrangement is perfect, and we’re all just trying to make it through the day.
Also if my roommate is reading this: DRINK ANOTHER ONE OF MY DIET COKES AND I WILL LITERALLY MURDER YOU, I KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP.
What’s your weird roommate story?
Tell us in the comments.
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