There are millions of tweets, and honestly, there are hundreds of accounts out there that are worth a follow. That said, keeping up with the best every day can be a daunting task!
If you want a laugh but you’re too lazy to scroll for it, listen. We’ve got you covered with 12 funny, recent tweets we don’t think you’ll want to miss.
12. A little attention never hurt anyone.
As long as there’s no like murder involved.
*5 mins after getting kidnapped*
"So what made you choose me ?" pic.twitter.com/HLpMYXYqEq
— ??????????? (@innanetboyy) January 21, 2021
11. A true revelation.
Now, what to do with it…
Just realized my deep fear of disappointing beautiful, in-charge women might go back to Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing
— Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson) January 24, 2021
10. Most of us are pretending we don’t watch it.
Those ratings are coming from somewhere, my friends.
One thing that’s not believable in movies is no one is ever discussing a single episode of reality TV for 45 minutes.
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) January 24, 2021
9. I don’t want to laugh.
It is funny, though.
the feminism leaving my body when the bill comes pic.twitter.com/Jc7EhXwBTj
— sabs (@sabsrss) January 22, 2021
8. All you know is that it doesn’t have meat.
What it could have is literally anything else.
today’s young vegetarians will never know the adrenaline rush of ordering a veggie burger in 2006 with not the faintest idea of what you were about to receive
— Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus) January 25, 2021
7. Fine, I’ll get up.
It’s like your body is conspiring against you.
— PTSDGuts (@PTSDGuts2) January 22, 2021
6. They need to cool off for like twenty minutes though.
So you have plenty of time to talk.
normalize ending phone calls with “my bagel bites are ready”
— sey smythe (@sey_anything) January 24, 2021
5. Everyone was in on it but her.
That’s gotta be disconcerting.
LMFAOOO pic.twitter.com/OWtb36IKdx
— all these niggas wanna fuck KD (@AsToldbyTerry) January 23, 2021
4. What do you think it means?
It means get the heck out of there COME ON.
characters in horror movies be like pic.twitter.com/AqPp04UsCn
— D (@kingdeficit) January 24, 2021
3. It’s not gonna do any good.
You’re gonna need a big, public display of affection to get its attention.
I’m like dropping hints that I want the vaccine.
— Nick Lehmann (@NickStopTalking) January 22, 2021
2. Never leave the house.
Also, never date again.
What can i do to make sure nothing bad ever happens to me ever again ? so far my idea is buy something
— helena (@freshhel) January 24, 2021
1. This is the meme that ended the competition.
I’ll not be taking any arguments.
I don't know about you, but this is the winner for me. pic.twitter.com/4e3B0N60N1
— Dan Chibnall (@bookowl) January 21, 2021
Ahhhhh, so great, right? I could read tweets for an entire afternoon.
Tell us down in the comments which ones were your favorites!
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