There are many reactions to posts on the internet – righteous outrage, solidarity, social change – but for most of us, I think it’s a place we know we can go when we need to blow off some steam.
You know, when we need a laugh.
If you ask me, the best of those funny tweets are the ones that can coax a smile from anyone who runs across them – anyone with a sense of humor, I mean – so if that applies to you, we think these 15 tweets will tickle your funny bone.
15. Those necessities are hard to afford.
And if you live with males you know the candles are just that.
Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Candles $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying— wint (@dril) September 29, 2013
14. It’s easy to tell when a cat is upset.
They’re existing in the world as a cat, for one.
WHEN CATS ARE SAD
Bartender: What'll ya have?
Cat: Shot of rum.
[Bartender pours it]
[Cat slowly pushes it off the bar]
Cat: Another.— phil (@PhilJamesson) March 17, 2015
13. Dad jokes never get old.
Just ask any dad that you know.
*sees New Balance 609s hanging on wire*
"Gangs?"
Worse.. Dads.
"I'm scared"
*hears faint "hi scared, I'm dad" echoing through neighborhood*— luke [from online] (@internetluke) November 22, 2014
12. I hope that’s an empty threat.
Because it seems like the deal is done.
ME: honey, it's really muggy out today
WIFE: if I go outside & all our mugs are on the front lawn, I'm leaving u
ME: *sips coffee from bowl*— Duke Max “Carnival Lawyer” Ash (@mynameisntdave) June 15, 2015
11. A double threat guy.
She’s definitely going to run for the hills.
date: So what do you do?
me: *pulls out stuffed fox* I'm a taxidermist
date: Oh wow
fox: and a ventriloquist— dan mentos (@DanMentos) April 28, 2015
10. He can’t help it.
It happens spontaneously when the baby is born.
Son: "Mom, Dad.. I'm gay"
Mom: *staring at dad
Dad: …*clenches fists
Mom: …don't!
Dad: *sweats profusely
Mom:
Dad: HI GAY, IM DAD
— Guy Dangerous (@Lerky) October 24, 2015
9. Read this in a British accent.
If you did, you’re definitely laughing.
"So terribly sorry to hear of your ninety and nine problems." pic.twitter.com/S2zxEAhicd
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) December 9, 2014
8. If only you could hold on to the high.
You know it’s not going to last.
When you’re cutting wrapping paper and your scissors start to glide is what I imagine heroin feels like.
— Bryan Donaldson (@TheNardvark) December 25, 2013
7. The only time these words are ever uttered.
Unless you’re a parent, then you say it all the time.
[losing badly in a contest]
guys its not a contest— dan chamberlain (@amfmpm) November 18, 2015
6. What if this was really the way it went down?
It would make as much sense as anything.
What should we call this giant advertising board?
PHIL: A philboard
BILL: I have a better idea— Being nice, feeling nice (@InternetHippo) April 6, 2015
5. You can’t help but like this tweet.
You can’t help but laugh.
me: goodnight moon
moon: night<3
me: goodnight stars
moon: wtf
me: sry wrongnumber
moon: whos stars
moon: who is stars
moon: answer me— new york times best selling AUTHOR JONNY SUN (@jonnysun) October 21, 2014
4. That corgi regrets nothing.
And why would he?
i enjoying mysekf by the lake, but then i remembered instances of regret in my life, and pain i have caused others pic.twitter.com/KASFAIIQWc
— BAKOON (@BAKKOOONN) April 8, 2015
3. There are all kinds of temples.
I’m just saying.
My body is a temple, but it's one of those temples in Thailand where they let monkeys shit all over the place
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) October 21, 2012
2. Just ask anyone who went to Harvard.
They’ll definitely tell you.
These two books contain the sum total of all human knowledge pic.twitter.com/MF8ME8tJOM
— James Kirkpatrick (@James_Kpatrick) April 5, 2013
1. I mean, what other option could there be?
Except it wasn’t his idea to begin with – just saying.
thomas edison: i have an idea
[a fucked up rough draft of the lightbulb appears above his head]— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) April 7, 2015
Don’t you just feel all the more ready to tackle your day.
Which of these did you pass on to a friend? Share with us in the comments!
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