We all have a little bit of a frisky side. Or a kinky side. Or maybe even a dangerous side.
And that means you, too!
Are you ready to hear some true confessions from folks who went on the record?
What are some NSFW facts about yourself?
Here’s what AskReddit users had to say.
1. Cool party trick.
“When flaccid, I can pull the head of my penis back inside of itself.
I’m cut. I’ve honestly never asked anyone if they can do it, so it might just be a normal d*ck function. I can also pop both testicles back up inside myself.
So if I do it all at once, I’ve got an empty sack dangling under an inside out d*ck until I let go.”
2. To each their own…
“My last s*xual encounter involved me riding a guy who slapped me, so I slapped him back and we were slapping each other for a good 5 more seconds until he came really hard.
It was f*cking hot.”
3. Grossed out.
“One time I was absolutely hammered getting a bl*wjob and I accidentally peed in the girl’s mouth.
I’ll admit, not my finest moment.”
4. Boom!
“I joined The Mile High Club about 15 years ago.
TBH, outside of bragging rights it’s not really that fun.”
5. Jeez…
“Once I reached my hand down the back of my pants to spread my b*tt cheeks apart to muffle the sound of a fart.
I didn’t want the chick I was hanging out with to hear it.
I sh*t in my hand.”
6. I don’t think we got caught.
“Me and my girlfriend lived in a student apartment complex sometime ago, before we moved out, we went ahead and banged on all 8 floors of the building.
In the elevator, the laundry room, the stairway, the gym (the mirrors were great here), the common room, and multiple balconies etc. my girlfriend even got totally naked for a few of the sessions.
We did it at 2am on a Sunday night and got back to our own apartment at like 3:30am.
We didn’t get caught. I think.”
7. Very unique.
“I have a noticeable birthmark on the shaft of my penis.
It’s a large spot on top that has a line the whole way around.
I even won a contest with it once as a teenager because it was “unique” and “more impressive than a bare bland one”.”
8. Whoa.
“My first under-the-clothes s*xual experience was getting “serviced” by two female friends simultaneously, at a very young age.
I then proceeded to not have a single s*xual encounter with anyone until the age of 19.
It f*cked me up.”
9. Young and dumb.
“Banged my college GF in public a few times.
She got off on it, and being in my early 20s, I was horny and did not care.”
10. You’re a trooper.
“I once dislocated my shoulder while having awesome kinky s*x with my girlfriend.
Popped it back in and kept going.”
11. Power move.
“May or may not have banged a hooker over the railing of a balcony above an ongoing wedding.”
12. Stackin’ that cash.
“I was an online cam s*x girl for a year whilst I was at University.
I made lots of money and enjoyed regularly chatting with my regular fans.”
13. Memories…
“The most intense orgasm I ever had was caused by drunk mast**bation in a school toilet.
Three decades later I still remember that special occasion.”
Okay, it’s time to come clean…
What’s a NSFW fact about you?
Spill your guts in the comments!
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