You know that kids do and say some hilarious and bizarre things on a pretty regular basis.
Do you ever stop to wonder what’s going on in those little brains of theirs?
It might not even be worth your time because kids are just on a totally different level.
Parents took to Twitter to talk about what their 7-year-olds have been up to…hang on for this ride.
1. This kid seems pretty smart.
It took me another 20 years to get this way.
7-year-old: I'm too tired for this.
Me: For what?
7: *motions vaguely at the world*
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 6, 2019
2. That’s very insightful.
This kid is going places.
7yo: you know what I love?
Me: what?
7yo: that every pencil has an eraser attached. It’s like the world expects everyone to make mistakes. That’s pretty cool.#TheKidsAreAlright— RanaAwdishMD (@RanaAwdish) October 12, 2018
3. We can all use this one.
I’m right. You’re wrong.
Hahaha! My 7YO just shut down a disagreement she was having with her sister by saying, "Stop being wrong."
I need to use this!— Jennifer Michelle Greenberg
(@JennMGreenberg) January 23, 2020
4. Just got showed up.
In a major, major way.
Me: u won’t know how to ride a bike right away. Takes practice
7yo: ok
Me: took me many tries.
7yo: can I try now?
Me: be patient
7yo: Mama, can I try PLEASE
Me: be prepared to eat it
7yo:*gets on bike* *rides away*
Me: …
7yo: *yells* u were not as smart as me maybe— Sabaa Tahir (@sabaatahir) March 18, 2019
5. Maybe don’t go out in nature for a while.
Let’s be friends!
My son asked my 7yo how she would survive a bear attack and she replied she would try to be his friend, thus making her the most adorable of my children but also the least likely to survive an encounter with an actual bear.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) September 24, 2019
6. How is this even possible?
I’m the funniest person in the universe, right?
Being a parent teaches you a lot about yourself. For instance, this morning my 7yo told me that I’m not as funny as I think I am.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) May 7, 2018
7. That’s VERY expensive.
Don’t hold back now. Buy the kid some stones!
My 7yo just said , and I quote “I know diamonds are expensive , like $27 but they are my birthstone, so I should have some.”
— Heather
doo do doo do doo do doo do (@dishs_up) February 1, 2020
8. I’ll be ready in a bit.
This outfit sounds like a masterpiece.
Me: Ready for school?
7yo: [in only underwear with pants tied around his neck like a scarf & a sock on each hand] Almost
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) January 10, 2017
9. Getting creative in the tub.
We all did this, right?
[laser sounds]
[dinosaur sounds]
[enraged death screech]
Me: What were you doing?
7-year-old: Taking a bath.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 4, 2020
10. I was thinking maybe more like NOON.
That’s much too early.
7yo: I am so excited about sleeping in tomorrow.
Me: Me too!
7yo: I think I'll probably sleep until SEVEN!
Me: *sobs quietly— Sarah del Rio (@sarahdelri0) September 4, 2015
11. That was a great performance.
Be sure to give them positive feedback.
7yo was doing parkour over the furniture when he slammed into a door, got his jeans caught on the handle and was kind of dangling upside down and I don’t know if that’s all part of parkour but I clapped anyway
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) May 6, 2019
12. That is an expert move.
A future member of Mensa, perhaps?
My 7yo's toothbrush has a suction cup on the bottom, so she stuck it on the tile wall and tried brushing hands-free. *Wipes tear of pride*
— SpacedMom (@copymama) September 10, 2017
13. A healthy breakup.
You don’t hear about too many of these, do you?
My 7yo son had the most mature breakup!
7YO: BTW mom, I broke up with my girlfriend.
ME: everything ok?
7YO: yah. We just realized we like different things. Like, she likes to walk around and chat and I like to run around and play a lot. So we decided we should just be friends.—
SUZANNE
14.
My 7yo said if she ever gets married she wants to have a pajama-themed wedding, and I feel like my parenting has come to fruition.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) June 11, 2017
Hahahaha. Those tweets sure are funny!
Now we want to hear from all the readers out there.
In the comments, share some of the more ridiculous things that your kiddos have said and done recently.
We’d love to hear from you!
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