5 Times the Jig Was Up Because the Parrot Squawked

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Most of our feathered friends can sing, but only a few can talk. And if those talkers witness something naughty, they might just tell on you.

1. SUSPICIOUS SWEET TALKING

A woman in Kuwait, where adultery is illegal, had been suspicious for some time that her husband was carrying on an affair with their housekeeper. There were little signs, like when she returned home from work early and noticed that he seemed nervous. But it was when the family parrot squawked unfamiliar sweet nothings that she decided to take her suspicions to the police. If her husband wasn’t saying those things to her, how was the parrot learning them? However, because it could not be proven that the parrot hadn’t heard the phrases from a steamy TV show, the bird’s evidence was deemed inadmissible.

2. THAT’S NOT MY NAME

In another case of infidelity revealed with a squawk, a man was surprised to hear his beloved African Grey parrot Ziggy say, “Hiya Gary!” when his live-in girlfriend’s phone rang, because his name was not Gary. After he heard the parrot say, “I love you, Gary,” and make kissing sounds when the name Gary was said on TV, he confronted his girlfriend, who admitted she was having an affair with Gary. Not only did he lose his girlfriend, but when the parrot continued to chatter on about Gary in her voice, the man was forced to give his pet up too.

3. THE AWFUL LAST LAUGH

Even when other evidence is already damning, a parrot can add an extra sinister twist to a crime investigation. When an elderly woman was found in a filthy South Carolina home, covered in bedsores and near death, her daughter was charged with elder abuse and neglect (her mother died the next day). The police noted that a parrot in the house repeatedly cried for help and then laughed. They believe it was mimicking the interaction between the mother and daughter: The mother pleading for help and the daughter laughing.

4. REPLAYING THE LAST WORDS

After a Michigan man was found shot to death in his home, his parrot kept repeating a dialogue, alternating between a man and woman’s voice, that went: “Get out.” “Where will I go?” “Don’t f***ing shoot!” His wife—who police believe tried to kill herself but did not succeed—was charged with his murder, but it remains to be seen whether the parrot’s account of events will be admissible in court.

5. GIVING THE CRIMINAL AWAY

Tales of parrots giving the criminal away go back to the 19th century, when the leader of a Paris crime syndicate who went by Victor Chevalier escaped with his beloved parrot from the residence he shared with his wife Marie before the cops descended on him. When an officer was called to another residence for a seemingly unrelated search, he heard as he walked in, a parrot cry out “Totor! Riri!” which happened to be the pet names of Victor and Marie. The discovery of the parrot eventually led to the capture of Victor.


November 2, 2016 – 8:00am

10 Musicians Who Recorded Their Hits in Simlish

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One of the most entertaining parts of playing any Sims game is listening to the characters converse in their own language of Simlish—and actually sort of understanding them.

Technically, Simlish has been around since 1996, when it was used in the Maxis game SimCopter. But it wasn’t until the release of The Sims in 2000 that the language really took on a life of its own—so much so that some players even developed Simlish-to-English translations.

Though the language was originally based in reality—creator Will Wright had planned to form it around the Navajo language due to his interest in the Navajo code talkers—the team later decided to go with something completely invented so it couldn’t be translated. (Joke’s on them.) And though the words are totally made up, the language almost passes for real.

Here’s what a recording session looks like:

But it’s not just professional voiceover artists who get the chance to speak Simlish. The music featured in Sims games is also performed in the made-up language, and The Sims apparently has a lot of famous fans. Over the years, several popular musicians have recorded some of their biggest hits in Simlish—including Tegan & Sara, who recently recorded a Simlish translation of “Stop Desire” for The Sims 4‘s newest expansion pack. Here are 10 other artists who have done it.

1. KATY PERRY

2. LILY ALLEN

3. KIMBRA

4. NELLY FURTADO

5. MATT AND KIM

6. CARLY RAE JEPSEN

7. TORI KELLY

8. PIXIE LOTT

9. JESSICA MAUBOY

10. MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE


November 1, 2016 – 6:00pm

Instagram Set to Roll Out Shoppable Photo Tags

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Instagram is already a haven for lifestyle gurus and fashion mavens, and a change to the platform could make it even easier for users to obtain the items they covet. The service, which allows smart phones to share and edit pictures for both personal and commercial purposes, is set to begin testing shoppable tags for images, TechCrunch reports.

Here’s how it works: When a user is combing through images from an apparel brand like Kate Spade or eyeglass storefront Warby Parker, they’ll be able to hit a “Tap to View” icon that will bring up more detailed information about the products displayed. Another tap on a specific product will lead the user to a description and checkout options—all while remaining in the Instagram app.

Services like LiketoKnow.it have already made it possible to source the items worn by your favorite style bloggers, but you have to wait for an email and then click through to the retailer in order to do so. Shoppable tags will cut out the middle man completely.
 

 
The service is set to roll out on iOS platforms with 20 retailers including Macy’s, Levi’s, Hollister, and Target. If it works, you can expect millions of Instagram images to become more interactive—and profitable—in the coming months.

[h/t TechCrunch]


November 1, 2016 – 5:30pm

Here’s Why Grape Ice Cream Isn’t a Thing

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The world is full of grape-flavored beverages, popsicles, jellies, and even medicines, but for some mysterious reason, grape-flavored ice cream is harder to find. In a recent interview with Thrillist, Ben Cohen, co-founder of ice cream company Ben & Jerry’s, helped to shed some light on the reason behind the dearth. 

Contrary to all the popular (and slightly absurd) conspiracy theories floating around, Cohen’s rationale is purely logistical. Grapes have a high water content, so when you try to use the fruit as a base for ice cream, chunks of that water therein tend to freeze. Chefs whipping up small batches of homemade grape ice cream can avoid this problem by pureeing the fruit, but it’s much harder to manufacture large volumes of ice cream when it’s flecked with bits of ice.

Of course, other fruits, like cherries, are also mostly water—and Cherry Garcia is one of Ben & Jerry’s most popular flavors. In short, it’s possible to make fruit ice cream on a larger scale, but the demand has to be there to make the hassle worthwhile (and for that matter, profitable). And as Cohen explained, most people don’t even think to associate grapes with ice cream—so if Ben & Jerry’s made a grape-flavored dessert, it’s likely that nobody would buy it. Since cherry and vanilla are such popular flavors, it pays for the company to make Cherry Garcia.

These complications haven’t stopped others from attempting to make and sell their own grape-flavored ice cream. Candy manufacturer Airheads reportedly gave it a whirl, and long ago Ben & Jerry’s attempted a grape ice cream, as well as a “Sugar Plum” ice cream that tasted kind of like grapes. (Neither flavor took off.) In the end, it simply takes a lot of work to make a good grape ice cream—and as long as the public isn’t clamoring to eat it, food giants aren’t clamoring to provide it.

[h/t Thrillist]


November 1, 2016 – 5:00pm

This Florida Island Plaza Will Float Like a Rising Submarine

An expanded waterfront park in West Palm Beach will soon be getting a plaza that floats atop a lagoon like a submarine. The peninsula extension of Currie Park is part of a master plan designed by Italian architect Carlo Ratti, the director of MIT’s Senseable City Lab.

Located in the Lake Worth Lagoon between West Palm Beach and Palm Beach, the floating plaza stays above the water using air chambers that open and close to take in or release water based on the weight of the crowds above it. Much of the floating park will be below sea level, and if looking at the surrounding water isn’t enough, there will be water plazas and pools within it. It will also feature an auditorium and a restaurant that will grow its own hydroponic food onsite.

A previous estimate put the cost of Ratti’s work at $520,000, to be paid for by the city of West Palm Beach and the billionaire developer who owns land near the park. The project is scheduled to be completed by late 2018, the architecture firm told mental_floss in an email.

All images courtesy Carlo Ratti Associati.


November 1, 2016 – 4:30pm

6 Pieces of Workout Gear to Help You Stay Warm, Dry, and Safe This Fall

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Your uniform for outdoor workouts in the summer was pretty simple: shorts, a light, breathable tank top, and maybe a hat or visor to keep the sweat out of your face. Come fall, however, it’s a totally different story; what you choose to wear for exercising al fresco is anything but a given. The weather can change drastically from day to day—60 degrees and sunny today, 45 and windy tomorrow—and so will the clothes and accessories you suit up in. Plus, shorter days can mean your after-work exercise is suddenly way darker than usual, which can affect your clothing choices, too.

Read on for six recommendations to add to your rotation, which include lots of layers that will keep you warm without being too hot, and tons of reflective detailing to keep you visible and safe when you’re up before the sun or getting your sweat on at dusk.

1. BROOKS LSD RUNNING JACKET; $95

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A windbreaker is key for outdoor workouts, both to keep you dry when it’s raining and to deflect the breeze so your upper body will stay warmer. This one is ultra lightweight and water-resistant. But the best part is, it folds up into a small pocket and has an elastic band attached, so you can wrap it around your wrist or upper arm to carry it with you easily once you warm up.

Find it: Brooks Running

2. SUGOI ZAP RUN VEST; $96

Sugoi

 
If there’s just a slight chill in the air, you might want to forego covering up your arms and opt to just keep your torso covered with a vest. This one from Sugoi is great for in-between weather—it’s lightweight, breathable, and water-resistant and boasts two pockets for stashing your keys or gloves once your hands warm up. Plus, it’s covered with a super-reflective pattern that glows when a car’s headlights or a street light hit it.

Find it: Amazon

3. ASICS LITE-SHOW ARM SLEEVES; $30

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Slip these sleeves onto your arms with a tank (if it’s just a tad chilly outside) or under a long-sleeved shirt or jacket for extra warmth (once the temp really drops). They’ll keep your arms cozy without adding unnecessary heat to your torso, and they’re easy to pull off once you get going and are warm enough without them. Once again, the reflective details make you extra visible when it’s getting dark out.

Find it: Asics

4. 2XU HYOPTIK MID-RISE COMPRESSION TIGHTS; $110

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With their big reflective logo running down the sides, these leggings are all about keeping you safe and visible in the dim light of fall evenings. The lightweight compression fabric (which will help your leg muscles recover post-workout) is just right for making you warm but not overheated while you exercise, and it wicks away moisture so you stay comfortably dry.

Find it: 2XU

5. CEP PROGRESSIVE+ COMPRESSION SOCKS; $50

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Pull on a pair of these snug knee-high socks before you head outside. They won’t just keep your feet and calves toasty; the compression material ups circulation, helps reduce lactic acid buildup, and can help you bounce back from a workout faster.

Find it: CEP

6. EMPOWER FITNESS NITEBRIGHT HEADBAND; $15

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This fleecy headband is an ideal option for keeping your ears warm on a chilly day without adding the heat of a full beanie; just pull it down to your neck or put it away in a pocket if your head gets too hot. Like other items on this list, it’s covered in a print that looks silver in the light but turns super-bright and reflective when you’re working out in the dark.

Find it: Empower Fitness


November 1, 2016 – 4:00pm

Listen to the 42 Songs That Inspired the “San Junipero” Episode of ‘Black Mirror’

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In addition to being one of Black Mirror’s most universally acclaimed episodes, season three’s “San Junipero” installment is also notable for being one of the hit series’ most uplifting episodes … well, as “uplifting” as a show about the many ways technology can be terrifying can be. Part of the episode’s strength is that it’s partly rooted in 1980s nostalgia—specifically: 1987—with all its bad fashions and great music.

While the episode itself features a handful of highly recognizable tunes—including Belinda Carlisle’s “Heaven is a Place on Earth” and The Smiths’s “Girlfriend in a Coma”—series creator Charlie Brooker’s musical inspiration for the episode went far beyond what you hear during its runtime. Now, he’s paying tribute to all 42 of the songs that informed the episode’s narrative with a new Spotify playlist, according to NME.

The musical genres range from straight pop to rap, with Madonna, INXS, Depeche Mode, Run DMC, and Public Enemy among the featured artists. Even Was (Not Was), the band behind “Walk the Dinosaur,” gets some airtime.

In an interview with Vogue, Brooker explained his reasons for setting the episode in the past:

“One, I wanted to do a period episode. Two, I’d read that some people were worried that after Black Mirror went to Netflix it was going to be all Americans. So I thought, ‘All right, f*ck you. Opening scene: California.’ I was deliberately trying to upend what a Black Mirror was. If you think about the first episode of the third season of Black Mirror, you probably picture it’s someone in the year 2045 scowling at the app store. So I thought, let’s not do that. So 1987—I think I would have been about 16—it felt like a really good era to anchor it in. It was shiny, it’s aspirational, and it just felt like the perfect place to revive this sort of simulation, with this heightened, movie-fied version of 1987. And then there’s huge nostalgia for me. All the music I said I hated, I secretly loved all of it; T’Pau and all of that. It was a great way for me to indulge in all those guilty pleasures. To go back and revisit all of that music people claimed to hate in 1987. In the ending, I did want to do something where you saw them in loads of different eras, like in the 1920s. It’s so much fun when it jumps to 1980, and 1996, and 2002.”

Take a listen for yourself on Spotify.

[h/t: NME]


November 1, 2016 – 3:00pm

You Don’t Want to Miss Tuesday’s Top Amazon Deals

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As a recurring feature, our team combs the Web and shares some amazing Amazon deals we’ve turned up. Here’s what caught our eye today, November 1.

Mental Floss has affiliate relationships with certain retailers, including Amazon, and may receive a small percentage of any sale. But we only get commission on items you buy and don’t return, so we’re only happy if you’re happy. Good luck deal hunting!

GADGETS AND ELECTRONICS

LG Electronics 55EG9100 55-Inch 1080p Curved Smart OLED TV (2015 Model) for $999.99 (list price $1,488.00)

TP-Link AC750 Dual Band Wi-Fi Range Extender (RE200) for $29.99 (list price $69.99)

Bluesmart One – Smart Luggage: GPS, Remote Locking, Battery Charger (International Carry-on Size, TSA-Approved) for $403.99 (list price $449.00)

Zeskit 12′ Premium Audio Cable – 3.5mm, Braided Nylon Stereo Audio Cable (Male to Female) for $9.95 (list price $29.99)

AUKEY 20000mAh 3.4A Dual USB Lightning and Micro AiPower Portable Charger for $29.99 (list price $37.99)

Samsung 128GB 80MB/s EVO Select Micro SDXC Memory Card (MB-ME128DA/AM) for $39.99 (list price $99.99)

OfsPower 3Pack 0.5ft 3ft 6ft Nylon Braided 8 Pin Lightning USB Syncing and Charging Cable with Aluminum Connector (Grey) for $8.99 (list price $11.99)

All-New Kindle E-reader – Black, 6″ Glare-Free Touchscreen Display, Wi-Fi – Includes Special Offers for $59.99 (list price $79.99)

Bluetooth Earbud, FKANT V4.1 Wireless Headset Headphone Invisible Ultra Small Mini Earphone Earpiece with MIC for $15.69 (list price $28.99)

Omron HJ-321 Tri-Axis Alvita Pedometer, Black for $15.99 (list price $26.99)

Kindle Paperwhite E-reader – Black, 6″ High-Resolution Display (300 ppi) with Built-in Light, Wi-Fi – Includes Special Offers for $99.99 (list price $119.99)

Kindle Voyage E-reader, 6″ High-Resolution Display (300 ppi) with Adaptive Built-in Light, PagePress Sensors, Wi-Fi – Includes Special Offers for $179.99 (list price $199.99)

AquaAudio Cubo – Portable Waterproof Bluetooth Speaker with Suction Cup for Showers, Car, etc. – Pairs with All Bluetooth Devices + Siri Compatible – 10 hours Playtime/ Built-in Mic (Silver) for $19.95 (list price $29.95)

Mpow Universal Waterproof Case Floating Dry Bag Buggy Bag for Outdoor Sports with Ipx8 Certified for Devices under 6 Inches for $6.99 (list price $11.99)

AUKEY 30W 2-Port USB Car Charger with Qualcomm Quick Charge 2.0 Technology & AiPower Adaptive Charging Technology; Includes a 3.3ft Quick Charge Micro USB Cable – Black for $9.99 (list price $15.99)

Samsung CF398 Series Curved 27-Inch FHD Monitor (C27F398) for $214.95 (list price $279.99)

SanDisk Cruzer Blade CZ50 16GB USB 2.0 Flash Drive, Frustration-Free Packaging- SDCZ50-016G-AFFP for $4.99 (list price $10.99)

Forone Bluetooth Earbuds, IPX6 Waterproof Wireless Sport Running Bluetooth Headphones, V4.1 Gym Noise Cancelling Stereo Hands Free Secure Fit Headset with Mic for $36.95 (list price $129.99)

GateKeeper 2.0 Wireless Bluetooth PC Lock, Black for $43.99 (list price $59.99)

Anker 21W 2-Port USB Universal PowerPort Solar Charger for $59.99 (list price $99.99)

Seedling Design Your Own Virtual Reality Viewer, Dark Side Kit, Design Your Own Virtual Reality With Maze By Seedling App for $24.99 (list price $29.99)

CLEVERFIT the Adjustable Collar Stay for $24.95 (list price $29.95)

iXCC 3400mAH Power Bank – Mini Portable External Battery Charger – Black for $11.99 (list price $21.99)

iSeeker High Charging Speed Nylon Braided Micro USB Cable for Android and Windows Smartphones – 6 Feet(1.8M), 3 Pack – Black for $10.89 (list price $20.99)

AmazonBasics High-Speed HDMI Cable – 25 Feet (Latest Standard) for $10.69 (list price $12.99)

Apple MD827LL/A EarPods with Remote and Mic – Standard Packaging – White for $16.99 (list price $29.00)

WizGear Universal Air Vent Magnetic Car Mount Holder with Fast Swift-Snap Technology for Smartphones and Mini Tablets, Black for $7.99 (list price $19.99)

Fitbit Blaze Smart Fitness Watch, Blue, Silver, Large for $199.95

Voeons Mens Watches Big Dial Auto Date Black Stainless steel Strap Watch for $16.99 (list price $124.99)

Stuhrling Original Men’s 395.33B11 Aquadiver Regatta Analog Swiss Quartz Stainless Steel Link Bracelet Watch for $62.49 (list price $595.00)

Invicta Women’s 4718 II Collection Limited Edition Diamond Chronograph Watch for $89.94 (list price $695.00)

Stuhrling Original Concorso Mens Sports Watch – Analog Quartz Chronograph Watch – Black Dial Date Display for $61.26 (list price $525.00)

Swatch SUOB130 New Gent – Flaggermus Watch for $42.25 (list price $75.00)

Casio Men’s SGW-450H-2BCF Twin Sensor Analog-Digital Black Watch for $45.99 (list price $79.95)

Akribos XXIV Men’s AK625BU Chronograph Quartz Movement Watch with Blue Dial and Yellow Gold Stainless Steel Mesh Bracelet for $72.56 (list price $695.00)

Puma Pu103191003 Men’s Challenger Chrono Black Polyurethane Black Dial Watch for $43.00 (list price $170.00)

KITCHEN

KitchenAid KMC4241SS Multi-Cooker – Stainless Steel for $135.00 (list price $349.99)

Flour-Sack-Towels Dish-Cloth Kitchen-Towels Pure Cotton 12-Pack, 28×28 Inch By Utopia Kitchen for $16.99 (list price $39.99)

Evoke Antioxidant Muesli for $9.73 (list price $14.47)

Evoke Athlete Fuel Organic Muesli, Net. Wt. 12 Oz. for $9.52 (list price $10.77)

Gentle Bees Cinnamon Honey for $18.00 (list price $19.00)

uKeg 64 Pressurized Growler for Craft Beer for $125.00 (list price $139.00)

Digital Food Scale, [5000g, 1g] IDAODAN Versatile Kitchen Scales, Accurate Weight Scale for Coffee, Gram, Postal, Elegant Black for $11.99 (list price $32.80)

The Hudson Standard Concord Grape Shrub for $13.45 (list price $19.99)

Sauce Science Hot Sauce, 5 pack, 5 oz for $28.50 (list price $33.97)

CalPure Avocado Oil, 500 ml for $11.49 (list price $12.49)

RTIC 30 oz. Tumbler for $11.99 (list price $59.95)

Habor Digital Meat Thermometer 5 Second Instant Read Swiveling Head Cooking Thermometer for Grill for $7.99 (list price $12.99)

Air Fryer by Cozyna, Low Fat Healthy and Multi Cooker with Rapid Air Circulation System, 3.2 L with 2 e-cookbooks Included (over 50 recipes) for $89.50 (list price $179.00)

Master Magnetics 07581 Magnetic Bottle Opener and Cap Catcher,Brushed Stainless Steel,5″ Wide, 10.5″ Height for $16.81 (list price $24.99)

All-Clad 41126 Stainless Steel Tri-Ply Bonded Dishwasher Safe Fry Pan with Lid / Cookware, 12-Inch, Silver for $96.85 (list price $199.99)

Lodge L8DD3 Cast Iron Double Dutch Oven, 5-Quart for $37.96 (list price $64.00)

Chicago Cutlery Accessories 4-Piece Paring/Utility Knife Set with Colored Handles for $7.30 (list price $12.71)

Curious Chef Decorator Set, 7-Piece for $5.99 (list price $11.91)

Houdini Expandable Wine Rack for $8.74 (list price $13.00)

T-fal E76507 Ultimate Hard Anodized Scratch Resistant Titanium Nonstick Thermo-Spot Heat Indicator Anti-Warp Base Dishwasher Safe Oven Safe PFOA Free Saute / Fry Pan Cookware, 12-Inch, Gray for $19.99 (list price $44.99)

Victorinox 2-1/4-Inch Double Edge Peeler, Black Polypropylene Handle for $5.00

Cangshan D Series 59120 German Steel Forged Chef’s Knife, 8-Inch for $30.56 (list price $49.95)

Farberware Poly Cutting Board 12-Inch by 18-Inch, White for $9.97 (list price $13.50)

2-Tier Spice Rack, EZOWare Silver Kitchen Countertop 2-Tier Storage Organizer Spice Jars Shelf Holder Rack for $13.99 (list price $49.99)

Enameled Cast Iron Dutch Oven – Red Color with Lid, 3.2-quart – by Utopia Kitchen for $29.99 (list price $99.91)

Wine Rocks: BlizeTec Reusable Wine Cubes & Chilling Stones (4pcs) for $17.99 (list price $28.99)

Orblue Pastry Cutter Stainless Steel – Professional Baking Dough Blender with Blades for $10.87 (list price $18.77)

Granite Ware 0509-2 18-Inch Covered Oval Roaster for $11.99 (list price $24.99)

PUR 18 Cup Dispenser w/ 1 Filter for $22.94 (list price $24.99)

Oster CKSTBSTW00 Buffet Server, Stainless Steel for $29.99 (list price $43.23)

Ninja Professional Blender 1000 (BL610) for $74.16 (list price $109.00)

Oster CKSTWF2000 Belgian Waffle Maker, Stainless Steel for $17.86 (list price $23.99)

Stainless Steel Dough Scraper Chopper – Utopia Kitchen for $8.99 (list price $19.99)

Cook N Home Marble Rolling Pin with Wood Base, 18″, White for $14.64 (list price $19.99)

Besiva Stainless Steel Measuring Spoons, Set of 5 for Measuring Dry and Liquid Ingredients for $9.99 (list price $39.99)

Chicago Cutlery Metropolitan 15-Piece Block Knife Set for $49.97 (list price $89.99)

Thermos 34-Ounce Vacuum Insulated Stainless Steel Carafe for $30.82 (list price $49.30)

Kuissential Deluxe Automatic Milk Frother and Warmer, Cappuccino Maker for $44.99 (list price $68.99)

CDN FG80 Refrigerator/Freezer NSF Professional Thermometer for $6.49 (list price $15.24)

Cook N Home Micro Perforated Colander Over The Sink Expandable Handle, 13.5-Inch by 9-Inch, Stainless Steel for $12.98 (list price $24.99)

Pasta Strainer Stainless Steel, Best Food Colander 5 Quart, Micro Perforated, Metal, with Handles, For Spaghetti, Rice, Orzo, Vegetables & Fresh Fruits Salad+BONUS (Cooking recipe E-Book) for $13.99 (list price $34.99)

OXO Good Grips Soap Dispensing Dish Brush for $8.99 (list price $9.99)

OXO Good Grips Lettuce Knife for $4.95 

Linon Kitchen Island Granite Top for $74.99 (list price $120.00)

Waiters Corkscrew by HiCoup – Professional Grade Natural Rosewood All-in-one Corkscrew, Bottle Opener and Foil Cutter, the Favoured Choice of Sommeliers, Waiters and Bartenders Around the World for $11.95 (list price $26.95)

HOME

Hoover Vacuum Cleaner T-Series WindTunnel Pet Rewind Bagless Corded Upright Vacuum UH70210 for $75.00 (list price $149.99)

Pleasant Hearth GLF-5002-68 Sheridan Mobile Fireplace for $174.88 (list price $229.00)

Lasko 751320 Ceramic Tower Heater with Remote Control for $49.99 (list price $64.79)

Grazing 12″ Vintage Rustic Country Tuscan Style Wooden Decorative Round Wall Clock (Colorful) for $9.99 (list price $29.99)

Dorel Living 3-Piece Devyn Faux Marble Pub Dining Set for $108.00 (list price $155.20)

Plasticplace Trash Bags, 65 Gallon, 50 Bags, Black for $24.89 (list price $34.99)

3 Pack – Breathable Garment Bag Cover w 2 Handles and Full Zipper for $11.99 (list price $19.99)

Carlson 0941PW Extra-Tall Walk-Thru Gate with Pet Door, White for $49.99 (list price $74.99)

Sunbeam Microplush Heated Blanket with ComfortTech Controller, Queen, Slate for $65.29 (list price $89.99)

Mattress America Revive Gel Memory Foam Mattress, 12″ H, Queen for $299.99 (list price $1,299.99)

Home-it (24 Pack) Natural wood Solid Wood Clothes Hangers, Coat Hanger Wooden Hangers for $19.87 (list price $69.99)

Household Essentials 35704-1 CedarFresh Storage Accessories (71 Items) for $13.59 (list price $14.99)

Mallory WS1524A 8-Inch Bug Sponge Squeegee, Black for $8.40 (list price $12.99)

Dirt Devil PD20100 2-in-1 Versa Steam Mop for $41.52 (list price $49.99)

Utopia Bedding Super Plush Gel-Fiber 3D Hollow Siliconized Material Queen size Filled Pillows, Pack of 2 for $25.99 (list price $59.99)

Cosco Three Step Rockford Wood Step Stool, Mahogany for $54.82 (list price $99.99)

Travelmate Memory Foam Neck Pillow, Dark Blue for $12.99 (list price $28.00)

Rowenta DW5080 Focus 1700-Watt Micro Steam Iron Stainless Steel Soleplate with Auto-Off, 400-Hole, Brown for $69.99 (list price $100.00)

Comfort Linen 300 Thread Count Cotton Dobby Stripe Sheet Set- Assorted Colors/sizes, Queen for $15.99 (list price $99.99)

Urban Shop Mercury Lamp, Silver for $26.23 (list price $39.99)

RotoScrub Bathroom Cleaning Drill Accessory Kit for $14.95

DampRid FG83LV Hanging Moisture Absorber Lavender Vanilla, 3-Pack for $9.99 (list price $10.99)

Duck Brand 284428 Double Draft Complete Door Seal Set, 2-Count for $12.88 (list price $25.99)

Melissa & Doug Countdown to Christmas Wooden Advent Calendar for $11.99 (list price $19.99)

Sauder Heritage Hill Open Bookcase, Classic Cherry for $102.19 (list price $188.00)

O-Ion B-1000 Permanent Filter Ionic Air Purifier Pro Ionizer with UV-C Sanitizer, New for $42.95 (list price $59.95)

Hoover Vacuum Cleaner WindTunnel T-Series Rewind Plus Bagless Lightweight Corded Upright UH70120 for $64.76 (list price $129.99)

O-Cedar Power Corner Large Angle Broom for $16.99 (list price $19.99)

Country Dreams Unscented Tea Lights 100/Pkg-White for $7.01 (list price $10.00)

Household Essentials CedarFresh Boot Shapers, 2 pairs for $6.49 (list price $6.99)

BISSELL Zing Rewind Bagless Canister Vacuum, Caribbean Blue – Corded for $49.99 (list price $69.99)

Utopia Towels 27×54-Inch Bath Towels, White (Pack of 4) for $34.99 (list price $62.99)

Bona Pro Series Hardwood Floor Cleaner Refill, 1-Gallon for $17.79 (list price $21.39)

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Conair Self-Grip Rollers, Assorted, 31 Count for $6.56 (list price $21.98)

Salon Sundry Portable Electric Hair Removal Hot Wax Warmer for $17.49 (list price $69.96)

Aveeno Baby Continuous Protection Lotion Sunscreen with Broad Spectrum SPF 55, 4 Oz for $7.49 (list price $13.84)

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Melissa & Doug Deluxe Standing Easel for $44.49 (list price $79.99)

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Xyron XRN510 Creative Station Multi-Use Crafting Machine with Permanent-Adhesive Cartridge for $19.17 (list price $30.46)

CCbetter Mini Hot Melt Glue Gun with 25pcs Glue Sticks High Temperature Melting Glue Gun Kit Flexible Trigger for DIY Small Craft Projects & Sealing and Quick Repairs(20-watt, Blue) for $10.99 (list price $19.99)

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Hoont Powerful Outdoor Water Jet Blaster Animal Pest Repeller – Motion Activated – Blasts Cats, Dogs, Squirrels, Birds, Deer, Etc. Out of Your Property [UPGRADED VERSION] for $29.95 (list price $64.95)

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Scarecrow Fake Owl Decoy – Pest Repellent Garden Protector – (small) for $11.95 (list price $29.99)

Red Rock Outdoor Gear Mess Kit (8-Piece) for $11.54 (list price $14.00)

Char-Griller 2-2424 Table Top Charcoal Grill and Side Fire Box for $59.97 (list price $99.99)

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Greenworks 24012 7 Amp Single Speed Electric 160 MPH Blower for $29.98 (list price $49.99)

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Coleman Classic Propane Camp Stove for $40.39 (list price $49.99)

Klymit Static V Lightweight Sleeping Pad, King’s Camo for $55.00 (list price $69.95)

TOAKS Titanium 450ml Cup for $19.95 (list price $24.95)

StatGear 99416 Surviv-All Outdoor Knife with Firestarter, Sharpener & Cord Cutter for $38.98 (list price $44.99)

Smoke Hollow 205 Stainless Steel Tabletop LP Gas Grill for $80.58 (list price $129.99)

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Xacto X5175 Deluxe Woodcarving Set for $26.40 (list price $39.99)

Duck Brand 281506 Indoor 10-Window Shrink Film Insulator Kit, 62-Inch x 420-Inch for $10.94 (list price $20.31)

Chamberlain CLULP1 Universal Laser Garage Parking Assist for $17.67 (list price $25.95)

AmazonBasics Tools 4-Piece Pliers Set for $12.96 (list price $16.49)

Mechanix Wear Winter Impact Pro Work Gloves mfor $33.19 (list price $39.99)

AquaDance 7″ Premium High Pressure 3-way Rainfall Shower Combo Combines the Best of Both Worlds for $39.99 (list price $79.99)

RAVPower 8-Outlet 1875W 15A Surge Protector with 3-USB iSmart Output 6ft Cord (White) for $24.99 (list price $39.99)

Wrench Set, 22 Piece, Combo Set SAE and Metric By SYM Tools for $17.95 (list price $34.95)

RUBBER MALLET 16 OZ by STEEL GRIP MfrPartNo 2259323 for $6.65 (list price $7.99)

SKILSAW SPT77WML-01 15-Amp 7-1/4-Inch Lightweight Worm Drive Circular Saw for $189.99 (list price $219.00)

DEWALT D55146 4-1/2-Gallon 200-PSI Hand Carry Compressor with Wheels for $319.99 (list price $675.81)

AYL TC80 4-In-1 LED Flashlight CREE – Tactical Emergency Nightlight – Telescoping Aluminum Body, Magnetized Base – Water Resistant Handheld Spotlight For Work, Auto, Camping, Garage – Battery Powered for $12.99 (list price $39.99)

SE 8036TM-NEW 30-Inch Telescoping Magnetic Pick-Up Tool with 15-lb. Pull Capacity for $5.99 (list price $12.99)

Stanley 47-442 Chalk Reel with Blue Chalk for $6.76 (list price $9.69)

Stanley 15-104 Fatmax Coping Saw for $4.79 (list price $9.73)

Kidde 21005779 Pro 210 Fire Extinguisher, ABC, 160CI for $39.97 (list price $43.97)

IRWIN VISE-GRIP Original Curved Jaw Locking Pliers with Wire Cutter, 10″, 502L3 for $10.21 (list price $13.99)


November 1, 2016 – 1:23pm

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How to Keep Your Cords Wrapped So They Never Tangle

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Modern life is full of cords—from phone chargers to earbuds to USB connections for your camera, Kindle, and more. And boy, do tangled cords make things annoying. No one wants to spend five minutes trying to undo a mess of headphones before they can listen to music.

While you can buy cord-organizing solutions to keep your earbuds and lightning cables neatly stored, doing so means one more tiny object to keep track of. Plus, you can keep your cords organized for free, if you master a few simple wrapping tricks.

Dieter Bohn of The Verge uses a simple, easy-to-remember technique that only takes a minute to master. While it can be a little more difficult with thick cords and earbuds with large microphone pieces (like these), for the most part, it’s foolproof. You just need to hold on to the larger part of the cord (like the earbuds) and wrap your cord around your first three fingers, scout’s honor-style. When you’re nearing the end of the cord—about eight inches from the end—pinch the middle of your newly created circle of cord, and wrap that remaining piece around the center, perpendicular to the rest, so that it holds the circle together and forms a figure eight. Tuck the last bit through the hole in the bottom of that figure eight, and give it a tug to secure it.

If you really want to make it easy to free your wrapped cords, you should use the “over-under” technique, so that your cords don’t get twisted. The technique is particularly useful with video and audio cords. Essentially, you make one loop in one direction, then the next one loops in the reverse direction. It’s easier to see in demonstration:

If you have trouble remembering the equipment-free technique, you can also keep a twist tie (like the ones that keep your bag of bread sealed) around the end of your cord, and simply twist it around the looped cord to keep it together. You can also buy a specially designed rubber twist tie for cords, which tends to be a more long-lasting, attractive option than the one that comes from the grocery store. Or, you could cover the bread loaf twist tie in masking tape or Japanese Washi tape to make it softer and more colorful.


November 1, 2016 – 2:30pm

10 Intentionally Deformed Skulls From Around the World

An intentionally deformed skull from 4th-century CE France. Image Credit: © Denis Gliksman, Inrap

 
The practice of intentional cranial deformation is perhaps best known from Mesoamerica. But deliberately reshaping the skulls of infants when their bones are soft and fontanelles open was a widespread practice. It has been recorded on nearly every continent in many different cultures over tens of thousands of years. The malleable heads of neonates were bound with leather or textile bandages, flattened with boards or pads. Sometimes infants were restrained in custom cradleboards so that over months—sometimes years—their heads grew into the preferred shape: flat on top, flat on the back, flat on the sides, conical, elongated, or rounded.

As far-reaching a practice as it has been for all of human history and much of prehistory, intentionally deformed skulls still engender regular “Alien!” “Bizarre!” “Weird!” headlines whenever they are found because of their striking appearance. Here is a quick world tour of cranial deformation throughout the ages.

1. AUSTRALIA, 13,000–9000 YEARS AGO

The skulls of Pleistocene-epoch Australians with flattened occipital bones have been found at Kow Swamp (northern Victoria), Nacurrie (northwest Victoria/southwest New South Wales), and Coobool Creek (southwest New South Wales). Anthropologist and professor of human anatomy Alan Thorne believed the size and shape of the skulls were evidence that pre-sapiens Homo erectus was still alive and kicking in Australia “as recently as 10,000 years ago.” Later analysis disproved Thorne’s theory. The people with flat skulls were Homo sapiens, all right; they’d just had constant pressure applied to their foreheads from infancy.

2. PERU, 7000–100 BCE

A case of skulls from the Andean Paracas culture, as seen in the Museo Nacional de Arqueología, Antropología e Historia del Perú in Lima. Image Credit: Robrrb via Wikimedia Commons // CC BY-SA 3.0

 
The earliest examples of intentionally deformed skulls in the Americas were found in Peru and date to between 7000 and 6000 BCE. The practice put down deep roots in Peru, spreading throughout Andean communities and the rest of the continent from there. Excavations of ancient Peruvian remains have found that a vast majority of them—as many as 90 percent on some digs—have deformed skulls.

A group of skulls about 2500 years old, discovered in the 1920s in the Paracas peninsula of Peru by archaeologist Julio C. Tello, were so extremely elongated they’ve been featured in the fever dreams of the “I’m not saying it’s aliens, but it’s aliens” crowd ever since. There was even a claimed DNA study of the Paracas skulls that made headlines all over the world in 2014 for its ostensible confirmation that the skulls could not possibly be human. While the Paracas peoples did have extraordinary abilities—see the unparalleled beauty and complexity of their textiles, for example—they were decidedly human, and Homo sapiens at that. They were just extremely adept at flattening the frontal bones of babies’ skulls.

3. UKRAINE, 2800–2200 BCE

The Bronze Age Catacomb culture in modern-day Ukraine is named after its burial chambers which were dug at the bottom of a vertical shaft. Skeletal remains found in those graves bear the telltale marks of intentional cranial deformation—the earliest identified instance of it in the Eurasian steppes. Researchers believe they may have picked up the practice from the earlier Afanasevo culture which inhabited what is now Siberia from 3300 to 2500 BCE, moving it westward. After the Catacomb culture died out, there is no evidence of cranial reshaping in the archaeological record of the steppes until the Iron Age (700–500 BCE).

4. FRANCE, 4TH CENTURY CE

In 2013, archaeologists unearthed a series of burial grounds in Obernai, in the northeastern French province of Alsace, dating from the Neolithic (4900–4750 BCE) through the Merovingian (5th–8th century CE) period. In one of 18 graves dating to the same time period were the skeletal remains of a woman with an ovoid skull (top image). Coupled with the style and richness of the grave goods, the shape of the skull identified her as an Alan, a people who originated in the North Caucasus but fled west during the Hunnish invasions of the 4th and 5th centuries. They too practiced intentional cranial deformation, tightly binding infants’ heads with bandages that applied equal pressure to the front and back of skulls. Archaeologists believe it was a process reserved for the Alan societal elite, as the ovoid crania have only been found in graves accompanied by elaborate grave goods.

5. HUNGARY, 5TH–6TH CENTURY CE

Artificially deformed crania from the Ároktő Csík-gát site in northeastern Hungary. Image credit: Molnár et al. in Neurosurgical Focus

 
The Alans that were chased west by the Huns (their onetime allies against the Romans) probably gave the Huns the idea to start altering their babies’ skull shapes, perhaps as early as the 2nd or 3rd century CE when they were neighbors in the Carpathian Basin. More than 200 artificially deformed skulls dating to the 5th to 6th century CE have been found in what is now Hungary. The extent and type of deformations vary significantly, from extreme reshaping of the entire skull to minor alterations.

6. KOREA, 4th CENTURY CE

The archaeological site of Yean-ri, in southeastern South Korea, is an ancient burial ground of the Gaya Confederacy from the 4th century CE. Out of the 300 graves unearthed there, only a third of them had surviving skeletal remains. This is actually a relative bonanza for Korea, where the acidic soil and cycles of hot and wet, cold and dry weather wreak havoc on organic materials. Out of the 100 surviving skeletons, 20 percent of them were found to have intentionally deformed skulls. The main emphasis was on the flattening of the frontal bones of the Yean-ri skulls, with some small counterforce applied to the back of the skulls.

Of particular interest is that the burial ground, which includes an unusual variety of grave types (stone sarcophagi, jar burials, and wooden chambers) was used to inter commoners—the regular Joes of the Gaya period. This practice is attested by their modest grave goods. While many examples of intentional cranial deformation in other cultures were used to denote high status, wealth, or belonging to an elite subset of society, that does not appear to be the case at Yean-ri. It also confirms an account of the Gaya recorded in the 3rd century CE Chinese chronology the Records of the Three Kingdoms by Jin dynasty court historian Chen Shou.

7. MEXICO, 900–1200 CE

Cristina García / INAH

 
Almost 4000 miles northwest of Paracas, Peru, and 1100 years later, in the town of the Onavas, in what is today the Mexican state of Sonora, 25 people were laid to rest in a cemetery during the Late Classic Mesoamerican period. Other burials in Sonora were found under or around dwellings. This burial ground, excavated by archaeologists in 2012, is the earliest dedicated graveyard found in the state. The unique opportunity to examine a group of skeletons at one site revealed that more than 50 percent of them, 13 of the 25, had intentionally deformed skulls. They’re the first of their kind discovered in either Sonora or, across the modern border, in the American southwest.

The skull shapes were remarkably extreme, considering the practice had never been found before in the region. They were subject to fronto-occipital deformation, meaning flat planks, or possibly cradleboards, were bound to the front and back of the skull to flatten and elongate the head. Added to that, the bones on the side of the skull were flattened at an angle, giving the cranium a V shape (and breathless reporters everywhere the opportunity to talk aliens again).

8. ENGLAND, 17TH CENTURY CE

 
Technically, this skull was found in Paris, but that’s just because the young man in question was studying there. Thomas Craven was English from a wealthy noble family. His father Sir William was Lord Mayor of London in 1610. His two brothers were barons. He was 17 or 18 years old when he died in Paris of the plague in 1636. Thomas Craven’s body was embalmed, placed in a lead coffin and buried in a Protestant cemetery in the Paris suburb Saint-Maurice.

It was found during an archaeological dig in 1986 and identified by a loving Latin inscription on a copper plaque welded to the coffin describing young Thomas as “a model of good behaviour.” Not mentioned on the plaque but discovered during osteological examination was that Thomas Craven had an artificially elongated cranium. The long skull was considered to give the face an elegant slimness that was still fashionable in early 17th-century London society, a thousand years after the trend petered out among the Germanic peoples of the continent.

In 2015, a 3D facial reconstruction was made from a scan of Thomas Craven’s skull, as you can see in the video above. The extended skull can still be perceived even after the dashing long hair is added.

9. DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF THE CONGO, 18TH CENTURY CE

Mangbetu mother and child, 1930s. Image Credit: Lewis Cotlow

 
The Mangbetu people in what is now the Democratic Republic of the Congo in central Africa elongated the skulls of their infants by wrapping them with bands of giraffe hide, rope or cloth. As the child grew, the binding would be changed to fit the larger dimensions while still ensuring the skull achieved the desired elongated shape. The practice was considered an art form. The distinctive shape of the head was a mark of intelligence, status, and beauty, and was emphasized by the styling of hair—braids coiled around the head—and accessories, like basketry-frame headdresses. It was also a frequent motif in Mangbetu decorative arts, such as their anthropomorphic pottery, knife handles, and arched harps called donnu

The practice continued well into the 20th century, dying out in the 1950s under the influence of European culture and legal pressure from the colonial Belgian government.

10. PACIFIC NORTHWEST, UNTIL THE 20th CENTURY CE

Flathead woman with child by Paul Kane, ca. 1848, Montreal Museum of Fine Arts via Wikimedia Commons // Public Domain

 
It’s not certain when the Chinookan people of the Columbia River in what are now the U.S. states of Washington and Oregon began to flatten the skulls of their infants, but by the time Lewis and Clark trundled along in 1805, the practice was deeply ingrained in the culture. Chinookan society was highly stratified and slaveholding. Binding a baby to a cradleboard ensured it would be marked for life as coming from a “good family,” and would not be enslaved as an adult.

It was not just a status symbol, but a clear dividing line of caste. Orphans, children from “bad families,” and slaves were excluded from the practice, and were treated with contempt because of it. When the Europeans arrived and Chinook women had babies with white men, rates of infanticide spiked when fathers refused to submit their children to cranial deformation—mothers would rather kill their children than allow them to be seen as slaves.


November 1, 2016 – 2:00pm