The holidays are a time of surveillance — even before the Elf on the Shelf, there was Santa Claus and his ever-present watchful eye, waiting to put you on the naughty list. So, it’s sort of a natural progression that there’s now an Elf on the Shelf who’s a literal cop, thanks to the NYPD.
The New York Police Department made a new Elf on the Shelf who is a member of the city’s 19th precinct. His name is, uh, Pete.
The department tweeted a photo of the Elf, and their caption might sound familiar.
In the criminal justice system, candy cane assaults are considered especially heinous.
In New York City, the dedicated detective who investigates these vicious crimes is a member of an elite squad & is known as #PeteOnTheBeat. These are his stories. #DunDun pic.twitter.com/LUMGs4n8E4
— NYPD 19th Precinct (@NYPD19Pct) December 6, 2019
“In the criminal justice system, candy cane assaults are considered especially heinous,” the tweet reads. “In New York City, the dedicated detective who investigates these vicious crimes is a member of an elite squad & is known as #PeteOnTheBeat. These are his stories. #DunDun.”
Getting his daily briefing of the naughty & nice list…#PeteOnTheBeat making a list to be checked twice. pic.twitter.com/bs2BYPmVEW
— NYPD 19th Precinct (@NYPD19Pct) December 3, 2019
They also gave Pete his own backstory in other tweets. He joins the 19th precinct on temporary assignment “from the far North” for a “holiday pilot program—to determine if you’ve been bad or good.”
Pete even attended his first daily briefing of the naughty and nice list.
“#PeteOnTheBeat making a list to be checked twice,” they wrote.
North Pole’s Most Wanted
Studying our naughty list #PeteOnTheBeat needs your help, if you know anything about these individuals please call our Detectives at (212) 452-0630. All calls are completely confidential. pic.twitter.com/k9jhD7pr6o
— NYPD 19th Precinct (@NYPD19Pct) December 4, 2019
In other photos, Pete accidentally scans himself with the scanner, helps decorate the precinct, and studies the naughty “Most Wanted” list. The list consists of such famous criminals as the Grinch and Oogie Boogie.
And there are so many more:
If you’re ever in need of our assistance, always remember, NYPD Precincts are open 24/7, 365 days a year.
Fellow Elf “Jimmy” was in need of #PeteOnTheBeat’s help reporting a stolen —& while Grand Larceny Sleigh (GLS) complaints are rare, it will be fully investigated. pic.twitter.com/IxNkjpBfhy
— NYPD 19th Precinct (@NYPD19Pct) December 15, 2019
It's Christmas time in the city & #PeteOnTheBeat is helping us place the final touches on our precinct Christmas Tree .
Looks great Pete! Thanks for the professional help!! #UpperEastSide pic.twitter.com/xz12C2dxNs
— NYPD 19th Precinct (@NYPD19Pct) December 14, 2019
Traded in his reindeer for a trusty K-9 named “Buddy.”#PeteOnTheBeat & Buddy have joined the ranks of our elite K-9 unit & are making their rounds on the Upper East Side, sniffing out grinches to add to the naughty list. pic.twitter.com/6DPUAuKvm2
— NYPD 19th Precinct (@NYPD19Pct) December 12, 2019
So if you find some candy canes crushed this holiday season, don’t worry – Pete is on the beat.
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