If you have an iPhone, you’re all too familiar with the Weekly Screen Time Report tool. Just when you’re feeling pretty good about your week, you’ll get a friendly reminder that you probably wasted a ton of time on Twitter, Instagram and other apps.
Of course, with people stuck inside scrolling and double-tapping away, that’s led to some seriously impressive screen time reports. Naturally, that’s led some Twitter users to have fun at their own expense at the hours they’ve wasted away staring at a screen.
Me every Sunday when I get my screen time report from Apple pic.twitter.com/Glj3gOg0h3
— Meg Brady (@themegbrady) April 5, 2020
Nobody loves being on the big screen more than Kris Jenner. But even she can’t deal with the harsh reality of wasting so much time on an iPhone.
My screen time report today was just this GIF pic.twitter.com/coOHLovsnv
— Mark Schofield (@MarkSchofield) April 5, 2020
Blink twice if your phone is holding you hostage. That’s assuming your eyes still work after how much time you’ve had your eyeballs glued on your Instagram feed.
Hey Weekly Screen Time report, I’m not proud of it either.
— Field Yates (@FieldYates) April 5, 2020
Does Apple really need to make us feel bad about ourselves? Maybe it’s time to turn off this weekly update after all. My self-esteem needs a boost.
When my weekly screen time report arrives pic.twitter.com/4lF3VijqA7
— michelle (@Burnie972) April 5, 2020
Do I really need my iPhone hovering over me with my embarrassing screen time report? Seriously, stop being so shady, Apple.
https://twitter.com/LauraJaneGrace/status/1246802074219819010?s=20
I still feel my legs, so I mustn’t have made the total transformation from human to device. But the lines are starting to get blurred.
Me waiting for my screen time report pic.twitter.com/m61vChwnq7
— Kėv
(@KJS407) April 5, 2020
Cuddled up in bed in my PJs sounds like a heck of an idea. But my mattress is starting to get a dent from how much I’ve been laying around on my phone.
Got my iPhone’s weekly Screen Time report and I didn’t know I was awake that long
— Kyle Clark (@KyleClark) April 5, 2020
What have you done with your life???
"Your screen time was up 13% last week…" pic.twitter.com/yPAgDkKstu
— Tony X (@soIoucity) April 5, 2020
What even is time anymore?!?
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) April 5, 2020
Okay, only one thing left to do…
self-quarantine day 26: my iPhone’s weekly screen time report just shrugged and said “i give up, man”
— kyle 中和 turner (@TyleKurner) April 5, 2020
I guess time flies when you’re…having fun? Seriously, let’s find something better to do.
How much time have you been spending on your iPhone? Tell us about your most embarrassing Weekly Screen Time Report in the comments section.
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