Halloween is over, but our collective love for the movie Hocus Pocus endures all year round.
Sure, the nostalgia plays different with leaves crunching on the ground and spooky season all around but I, for one, would just like to say we can talk about the movie any old day of the year.
So why not today, with these 15 magical jokes fans aren’t going to want to miss.
14. When you see what they did there.
I always love a good title drop.
13. That’s how you get someone to come out.
Keeping that in mind for some day.
Me, hiding under the bed:
Armed robber: Twist the bones and bend the back.
Me:
Armed robber: Trim thee of thine baby fat
me: *sweats profusely*
armed robber: Give him fur as black as black, just..
Me: ..LIKE…THISSSSS
— Davon (@davonmagwood) September 4, 2019
12. I feel like this might be true.
But also that she’s definitely in a position to do something about it?
No woman in the history of film has ever been as horny as Sarah Sanderson in Hocus Pocus
— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) October 11, 2020
11. Those kids need to learn how to tell time.
That’s how movies work, son.
10. It’s such an easy thing to do.
Save a life, people!
Thackery not Zachary RT to save a life #HocusPocus #Binx
— Hocus Pocus Tweets (@HocusPocus1993) October 13, 2020
9. We really missed out.
Or maybe I just live in the wrong place.
8. Well I could watch that a bunch more times.
Anyone else?
me: I watch hocus pocus for the plot
the plot: pic.twitter.com/WAM9B7FSBo
— keiynan ? (@jennifcrs) October 1, 2020
7. When you put it that way…
It’s not quite as charming.
hocus pocus is about three old witches reminding a teenage boy hes a virgin every chance they get
— catie turner (@hashtagcatie) August 29, 2019
6. He doesn’t have friends.
Hello.
thackery binx’s friends probably just call him thack pic.twitter.com/Bg0dNMaOGz
— matthew gray gubler (@GUBLERNATION) October 9, 2020
5. It pops up like clockwork.
I’m not even mad.
it’s spooky time and that means my crush on max dennison from hocus pocus returns pic.twitter.com/IC1m6kCr9b
— victoria ミ☆ (@RlVEREEVES) October 1, 2020
4. This is such an 80s insult.
Literally no one cares now.
Way to go, Max, couldn’t help yourself smh
?
? ?? *VIRGIN* ?
? ?
?#HocusPocus #31NightsOfHalloween— Freeform (@FreeformTV) October 2, 2020
3. This meme is good for so many things.
It’s never going away.
The Sanderson Sisters first sip of children’s youth in 300 years after being set free from a black flamed candle lit by a virgin
— Kasey Cohen (@kaseylcohen) September 22, 2019
2. Max you dummy.
Bless.
winifred sanderson when max lit the black flame candle https://t.co/HnlWoi5zYf
— vincent?? (@disneybyvincent) September 15, 2018
1. If they get it, you know you’ve found your people.
It’s the fastest way to know.
Instead of asking if you're a virgin I usually prefer to say, "So would you or wouldn't you be able to light the black flame candle?"
— korey kuhl (@koreykuhl) October 17, 2015
I’m already ready for next autumn; anyone else?
What’s your favorite fall movie, and why is it Hocus Pocus? Sound off in the comments!
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