We got the good tweets today! And I mean the REALLY good tweets.
The ones to make you smile, laugh, and share with all your pals!
What else could you really ask for, right?
So what do you say, are you ready to sink your teeth into some hilarious tweets? Let’s get started right now!
1. Every day is like Groundhog Day lately.
Wait, I thought it was two in the morning?
Every day around midnight, I'm shocked to find out it's only 6pm.
— ????? •
(@koolgalkay) November 11, 2020
2. They sure are lookin’ good.
Wait a second…
good night to Biden & Kamala only <3 pic.twitter.com/XEuHGt7byt
— STREAM NFTA (@Kwentin_Rogers) November 8, 2020
3. This guy needs a raise.
Because he doesn’t look very happy about all of this.
Y’all hired me to fry chicken but instead had me doing electrical work in the lobby https://t.co/WTsr16YUJM pic.twitter.com/6gboPkOeQv
— . (@ViewsFromThe50) November 11, 2020
4. It always works. Trust me.
About to get punched in the face? Lay this line on ’em!
you can de-escalate any situation by simply saying "are we about to kiss?"
— b (@doyalikebaileys) November 12, 2020
5. Well, now what are we supposed to do?
I thought you said they were on their way?!?!
Them: who ya gonna call
Me: ghostbusters
Them: sweet, what’s the number
Me: they didn’t say
— Crockett
(@CrockettForReal) November 10, 2020
6. Please tell me more.
I’m all in on this one!
— oclinho da virada 2021
(@fnhmk) November 9, 2020
7. You can tell that there’s something wrong when this happens.
Now, open up to us…
you alright babe? you hardly said cows when we passed that field of cows
— míkey motorcykey (@Tallboi_Icedtea) November 8, 2020
8. You are now becoming an animal.
It was nice knowing ya.
When you finish the ice cream and start nibbling the wooden stick pic.twitter.com/bo5Ekdr5fG
—
(@vibratingspider) October 19, 2020
9. What am I supposed to do with this?
Ummmm, this isn’t gonna work for me…
Every morning when i look in my fridge and see ingredients instead of meals pic.twitter.com/qPr4Nn9Blw
— Dedhass, MA (@hallamir) October 5, 2020
10. What have you done?
Might as well just let her keep believing it…
I made my daughter a “mimosa” (OJ with a little Sprite) and now she talkin bout “I’m a little drunk
”
Girl…
— KIΠG (@RNB215) October 4, 2020
11. Is this accurate?
I think it probably is…
— Nikhil (@Nikhil09121) September 30, 2020
12. So, that’s it, huh?
Didn’t see that coming…
When she throws you your fenty men boxers and says your Uber is 5 min away pic.twitter.com/W7dv0msd6O
— manzi fleur (@mvnzi) September 25, 2020
13. He’s doing a really great job.
What’s a baking sheet? Never heard of it…
My 20 year old cousin got his own apartment and it's going pretty well pic.twitter.com/SaPSogpo0r
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) October 8, 2020
Oh yeah, that’s the good stuff!
And now we want to hear from you.
In the comments, please share some funny tweets you’ve seen lately.
Thanks in advance.
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