Jobs…
You go to school to get a job. You apply to get a job. You interview to get a job. You hope and pray and do a summoning dance to get that damn job. Then you get it, and you actually have to work.
They say “Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life. Do something you’re just kinda fine with and you’ll make funny tweets about it.”
Let’s look at some too-true tweets from the modern workforce. What else are we gonna do, work?
15. It’s called a day off, dammit!
i get so mad when people ask what i’m gonna do on my day off!!!! bitch i’m gonna recover from all my days on
— dirt prince (@pant_leg) July 22, 2018
14. Setting the right tone is important…
Every work email I send:
Hey!
Sorry to bug you!
Was just wondering
(If it’s not too much trouble)
Would it be possible to do thing you said you’d do?
Totally fine if not!
Prob my fault anyway I’m an idiot
Sorry to bother you!
Sorry I exist!
So sorry!
Just let me know!
Emily— Emily Murnane (@emily_murnane) October 19, 2018
13. Aspirations change fast
me at 14: can’t wait to travel the whole world once i’m earning my own money
me now: mustn’t forget that tupperware at work, it’s my only one
— Scott Dodds (@itsBOMBARDIER) June 22, 2018
12. Like I said…
Having a job cool til you gotta go to work
— dee fargo
(@thanksdee) June 3, 2019
11. I’d rather emails didn’t find me at all
“I hope this email finds you well.”
It didn’t. What do you want? pic.twitter.com/kjOWWWmybJ
— Harriet Tubman has left the chat (@Steph_I_Will) January 15, 2020
10. I hope I’m contagious
when you gotta greet your boss after they wouldn't let you call out sick pic.twitter.com/VTRtK5qu7f
— Rick-Joe-Bob-Don-Dave Devereaux (@BaebyHuey) December 14, 2016
9. Like a reverse Rebecca Black
don’t be the person at work that says “is it not friday yet” every fucking day
— Leslie Davidson (@BigLez67) January 23, 2020
8. It’s their fault I was up till 4 playing Zelda, right?!?
Me cussing at all the slow drivers cause I left at 8:55 and I need to be at work by 9:00 pic.twitter.com/lewJHVFlyq
— Baby Yoda
(@BossBabyYoda) January 21, 2020
7. This cuddle could have been an email
A thing I learned at this week's staff meeting is I like to cuddle as I fall asleep.
— Just Bill (@WilliamAder) April 20, 2016
6. These things take subtlety
"I feel a little off today."
– Me, working on my plan for not being at work tomorrow.
—
Sardonic Tart
5. Lord of the Fries
Trying to use the office microwave for lunch anytime around noon is like the hunger games
— That Prairie Girl (@thatprairiegirl) November 26, 2015
4. How dare you
co-worker: i have something to do tomorrow can you cover my shif-
me: pic.twitter.com/BQUDm19sy3
— jojo 愛 (@jojobecappin) March 13, 2019
3. This is how days get longer
Going to work and not seeing any of your fav co workers https://t.co/Ya5BpcLFUC
— Evelyn
(@evlynespinoza) January 17, 2020
2. Waking up is hard to do
My alarm clock every morning pic.twitter.com/Su3ccWWP7N
—
(@dayummmboi) January 23, 2020
1. As someone literally working from home right now, this!
STAGES OF WORKING FROM HOME
– Yay I get to work from home
– It would be nice to talk to people
– I hope that pigeon sits in the window today— Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) July 14, 2015
What’s your favorite job you’ve ever had? What’s your least favorite?
Commiserate with us in the comments.
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