We’ve all been to Chuck E. Cheese at some point.
Actually, you’ve probably been there at two different points in your life. First when you were a kid and then when you were there with your own kids or maybe a younger sibling or niece or nephew.
The point is, we’ve all done our time at this classic American pizza and entertainment destination and that’s why these tweets will be very funny to all of us.
All praise Chuck E.!
1. I can’t wait!
Hi, welcome to Chuck E. Cheese.
Everything is visibly dirty and our mascot is a rat, eat some pizza near a sneezing child.Come on down for some rat pizza at our child casino.
— JaK (@MrxJAK) March 3, 2020
2. He used to be pretty tough.
I liked Chuck E. Cheese better when he looked like he might microphone-whip a kid at any goddamn moment and then put out his cigar on their dad. pic.twitter.com/dhp3c3ctpf
— Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports) October 13, 2019
3. Not that hard…
My life can be hard, but obviously not as hard as the dad who just yelled, "FIVE SECOND RULE!" in this Chuck E. Cheese.
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) February 9, 2018
4. Get rid of the children.
Mannn Chuck E. Cheese need to just become a pizza place
fuck them kids
— Pre
(@__Preee) February 12, 2019
5. Sir, you should leave.
PLAY THE HITS, NO ONE IS HERE FOR YOUR NEW STUFF!!
-Me, drunk, yelling at the Chuck E. Cheese band.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) August 17, 2019
6. This kid needs a break.
[1986]
Chuck E. Cheese commercial: Where a kid can be a kid!
6-year old investment banker: Finally
— He Called Me Quarantinehorn (@WhatsAGreenhorn) March 11, 2020
7. Not at all.
whoever started chuck e cheese was like yooooo little kids are def gonna fuck wit this scary ass mechanical rat
— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) January 2, 2019
8. Scarred for life.
my childhood was over at age 6 when I saw chuck e cheese outside for a smoke break
— Nicollette (@nicburgs34) August 26, 2015
9. Can’t intimidate her.
You think you can scare me? My first job was at Chuck E Cheese. The ball pit changes you.
— Divergent Mama (@Divergentmama) October 9, 2019
10. Yes, we are.
Date: You said we were going to an Italian restaurant with live music.
Me: *holding open the door to the Chuck E. Cheese* We are.
— Alex Tolerico (@AlexTortellini) October 15, 2019
11. This shit is deep.
"Their lifeless eyes failed to conceal a profound sadness. Terrifying that even an animatronic band seemed to grasp the cruelty of being forced to portray life while not being granted it. Also the air hockey table was broken."
– Werner Herzog's Yelp review of Chuck E. Cheese
— Dan Ewen (@VaguelyFunnyDan) September 7, 2019
12. The “E” is for Entertainment.
Whenever I'm sad, I remember that Chuck E. Cheese's full name is Charles Entertainment Cheese. pic.twitter.com/j91LQycJIY
— Amy Dracula (@amydracula) June 4, 2017
By the way, did you know about the information in that last tweet? That blew my mind!
Have you been to a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant lately? If so, tell us about it in the comments!
We haven’t been in a while and we want to know if it’s still a blast!
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