It seems that pretty much everyone across the board thinks that the new Cats movie is a major disaster.
The movie is currently sitting at a 19% favorability rating among critics on Rotten Tomatoes, so you know there’s probably something bad going on here.
Let’s see what people on Twitter think about this new flick…
1. Let’s make this a book.
— Alex Sievewright (@AlexSievewright) December 19, 2019
2. Thank you for this.
this is my review of cats pic.twitter.com/88o4dt7b1b
— David Farrier (@davidfarrier) December 19, 2019
3. Stressin’ out!
Glad to report that Cats is everything you’d hoped for and more: a mesmerisingly ugly fiasco that makes you feel like your brain is being eaten by a parasite. A viewing experience so stressful that it honestly brought on a migraine.
— Robbie Collin (@robbiereviews) December 19, 2019
4. Why? Why? Why?
Me watching #CATSmovie: WHY human faces and human hands? Why so small? What is Judi Dench’s fur coat made of? How do they poop? How did I get here? Why so boring? Who is responsible for this? What hath cat-manity wrought pic.twitter.com/z4b0ysQ800
— jen yamato (@jenyamato) December 19, 2019
5. LOLing for days.
The Cats reviews are out and I can’t stop laughing. pic.twitter.com/4GaPEuJSuZ
— Samantha Joyce (@SamJoyceBooks) December 19, 2019
6. Give it some time.
I don't really know what to say about CATS at this early stage, since a perfectly credible reaction like "it's one of the worst pieces of art I've ever witnessed" can only sound like empty hyperbole. Maybe I should just wait a few months.
— Guy Lodge (@GuyLodge) December 19, 2019
7. What kind of drugs are you on?
I love bizzaro, crazy, break into song & dance stuff & #CATSMovie was easily the most boring thing I've ever seen. Dancing was good & Jennifer Hudson's "Memory" was stunning but I coulda easily napped & been fine. I spent a lot of time wondering what drugs Hooper was on.
— Yolanda Machado (@SassyMamainLA) December 19, 2019
And yes, all the CATS are horny AF but neutered and there's a prostitute cat, which my friend wonders why a cat needs to prostitute themselves for money? milk? What is the CATS currency?
AND WHY DO SOME WEAR FUR COATS OVER THEIR FUR?
No lo entiendo! #CATSMovie
— Yolanda Machado (@SassyMamainLA) December 19, 2019
8. Going to new depths.
The reviews for #CatsMovie has inspired new levels of creativity for reviewers and I could not be more here for it pic.twitter.com/F1kq2v1eJj
— River Wells (@riverhwells) December 19, 2019
9. The reviews are in!
Cats reviews are in! pic.twitter.com/0oy17h6FrV
— sar
(@screaminggogogo) December 19, 2019
10. I guess that’s something.
everyone’s laughing at all the negative reviews of cats but this being the only positive one is actually what has broken me today pic.twitter.com/pJUnike7mm
— jess (@jesshakeitoff) December 19, 2019
11. It will always be here among us.
CATS is above review. Like carbon dioxide, it is simply an essential element that is here and will always be here.
— Tim Federle (@TimFederle) December 17, 2019
12. This is great.
#CatsMovie is terrible. A descent into madness, while at the same time showing you what the gates of hell might look like. This is the best way to torture someone. This comes from someone who can appreciate musicals. I did burst out laughing when the first cat jumped out singing pic.twitter.com/hT1ukdlp8B
— Zach Pope
Sundance 2020 (@popetheking) December 19, 2019
13. HORROR.
I watched Cats in a sustained, two hour, full-body recoil. It is HIDEOUS. It is TERRIBLE. It is NIGHTMARE and CHAOS come to horrible life.
THEY NEVER STOP SINGING#CatsMovie
— Sarah Marrs (@Cinesnark) December 19, 2019
14. Time to say goodbye.
My favorite review from #CatsMovie pic.twitter.com/pTCHbE2Bcj
— bailey james (@baileyjhunt) December 19, 2019
15. I wish I could’ve been at that critic screening.
THE CATS EMBARGO IS LIFTED
where do I even start? Okay so, I was sitting on either side of two professional film critics, and all three of us spent at least 90% of the movie making this expression
I have also never seen so much clapping at a critic screening #CatsMovie pic.twitter.com/gB5JVCaPLc
— Lindsay Ellis (@thelindsayellis) December 19, 2019
Have you seen Cats yet? What did you think?
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