There’s a lot going on in the world today and it seems like everything has been turned on its head.
We’re gonna get through this, but in the meantime, it’s important to stay safe, stay healthy, and to let yourself LAUGH.
Here are some funny tweets to help put a smile on your face today.
1. It would never happen.
Twitter User 1: If you had six minutes left to live, what's the last song you'd listen to?
Twitter User 2: I'd spend the whole six minutes trying to pick a song.— kintsugi. (@kintsukuroi77) December 20, 2019
2. Now what?
“I hope this email finds you well.”
It didn’t. What do you want? pic.twitter.com/kjOWWWmybJ
— Harriet Tubman has left the chat (@Steph_I_Will) January 15, 2020
3. You know something good is coming!
exciting texts to get from your friends
• “can I tell you something petty”
• “you are not gonna believe who I just saw”
• “this is going to sound ridiculous but”
• “ok so”
• just your name in all caps and then the typing bubble up for a long time— Kate Clayborn (@kateclayborn) March 2, 2019
4. Good point.
I’m more terrified thinking about being stuck at home for 14 days with kids, than the virus itself
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) March 6, 2020
5. Do all of these things.
Dance like nobody's watching
Sing like nobody's listening
Text like she's not going to take screenshots & make fun of you to all her friends— rob fee (@robfee) December 2, 2015
6. It sure is.
This is the most Florida tweet I’ve ever seen. https://t.co/4Od5fSXTHN
— Daniel (@MyFavsTrash) March 5, 2020
7. What is happening here?
This is exactly why you don’t ask men to put the food up
pic.twitter.com/dlVZsMJxHt
— Alicia Keys Sister (@yellowbonemama) May 22, 2019
8. Good for you!
This is so inspiring pic.twitter.com/cXdNK4BhZX
— Taylor Lorenz (@TaylorLorenz) March 6, 2020
9. I kind of like this.
My bf's first language is french, and he forgot the word for "lid", so instead he held up the pot and asked "where is his hat?"
— Papa Bear (@chemicollins) March 7, 2020
10. World upside down.
a barrel of oil currently costs less than ? ???? ???? ?? ???????®/?????® ????? ??????
pic.twitter.com/jcx7J21gQX
— Throwing Fits (@ThrowingFits) March 9, 2020
11. Throw them off a little bit.
Saying “god bless you” after someone sneezes:
– Boring
– Predictable
– You don’t speak for godSaying “just as the prophecy foretold” after someone sneezes:
– Mysterious
– Ominous
– Maybe you’re a time traveler or an ancient forest witch— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) March 9, 2020
12. Never forget.
today marks the 10 year anniversary of the time i fell off the swings at a park and some bitch ass kid said “what season is it?? fall?” i pray that he’s dead every single day
— ahmad (@uhhhhmad) June 17, 2018
13. Can’t ever go back there.
MY DENTIST ASKED HIS ASSISTANT TO SUCTION (THE WATER OUT OF MY MOUTH)BUT I THOUGHT HE WAS TALKING TO ME SO I SUCKED HIS FINGER. IM MORTIFIED
— Sarah Lyons (@sarbeaaaar) January 3, 2017
Those did the trick in the “Funny Department.”
Have you seen any hilarious memes/tweets/posts, etc. lately? Be a good friend and share them in the comments, won’t you?
Thanks!
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