Hey, what do you say? Come on, get happy!
That’s what we should all be striving for right now with all the madness that’s going on around us on a daily basis. I think we can all agree that we need to be focusing on the good stuff in life…even if it seems like the world is spinning out of control…
So we found these 13 funny tweets to shake the cobwebs out of your head and to put you in a great mood.
What do you think about that?
I think I just saw you nodding your head, so let’s enjoy the hilarity together!
1. Thanks a lot, Grandma.
You’re not helping!
*overheard from the other room
8yo: Can I have an ice cream sandwich?
Grandma: Did you finish your dinner?
8yo: No
Grandma: Just one then
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) December 17, 2017
2. That’s how you do it!
I need this in my life.
Ran into a casual high school acquaintance I haven’t seen in 10 years on NYC streets. Without saying a word she gives me a high five and keeps walking. Be like her.
— Alex O. (@atosoccer) July 20, 2018
3. That is not cool.
Not even your card!
RT @Stremlau5: Someone stole my debit card, went and spent $60 at a restaurant and only left a $4 tip. It’s not even your card, and you leave a $4 tip. Unreal
— J.
(@__AnalyL) September 11, 2019
4. I’m totally normal, trust me!
And the punctuation proves it!
Me, writing an email:
I'm using an exclamation point so you know I'm friendly and excited! But now I'm using a period so that you know I'm not crazy. Here's another sentence with a period as a buffer, proving my normalness. Thanks so much!
— Grace Segers (@Grace_Segers) October 24, 2019
5. Very passive aggressive.
You’re training this child very well.
We just waited an hour to see our pediatrician. As soon as he walked in my toddler took his hand and pointed to his watch and said “This is a clock.” Which was the most passive aggressive thing I have ever witnessed.
— Cydni Beer (@cydbeer) February 26, 2019
6. I am so sorry.
Can you ever forgive me?
Today my carelessness made someone late for work. He could lose his job, his home. Sir, if you're reading this, I can't replace the extra .74 seconds you sat at that green light, but your honk–still echoing in my soul–serves as a harsh reminder that my actions have consequences
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) October 8, 2019
7. Here we go again…
Just another depressing day…
Weird… this is exactly what I think every morning when I wake up. pic.twitter.com/PwtVZMpzfP
— Phil Gyford (@philgyford) March 30, 2018
8. It’s not fine!
Listen to the people on this one!
laffy taffy inventor: and for the last taste test, this is our banana flavor
boss: very good very good [chewing] have you ever tasted a banana before
inventor: [embarrassed] i have not
boss: me neither. i'm sure it's fine.
— Kellen (@captainkalvis) February 27, 2019
9. I’m down for this!
All people should think about doing this.
let's make a deal: if we're both single when we're 40 we'll meet up together in a neutral area and hunt each other for sport
— dirt bike mike (@02dirtbikemike) November 10, 2019
10. I need to impress these people.
This is very important.
*Me passing a note to the waitress*
Hi, I’m going to order Diablo Fire wings but could you please just bring me mild? Also when you bring the mild wings could you please say “whoa, who ordered the Diablo wings?”
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 18, 2020
11. This is incredible.
Some people never forget.
My coworker told me he got banned from a bar when he lived in North Dakota back in 1973 and didn’t try going back to it for 30 years but he finally did and the moment he stepped in someone yelled “Get the hell out of here Dennis” And that’s probably my favorite story ever
— Big Papi (@Bmangall20) December 13, 2017
12. Who’s laughing now?
I think we know the winner is in this situation.
In 1998 I *begged* my mom to buy me JNCO jeans.
She agreed, but only on the condition we do a photoshoot to prove to my future self how stupid I looked.
Look who's laughing now, mom. pic.twitter.com/guTjRSk31N
— Zach Kornfeld (@korndiddy) December 7, 2018
Okay, friends, now it’s your turn.
In the comments, share something that you’ve seen lately that really made you laugh out loud.
We want memes, tweets, jokes, photos, whatever you got!
And if you don’t have anything to share, well, that’s okay too.
We won’t hold it against you.
Much.
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