I need a little breather. A little break from the daily grind.
A few moments to clear my head and let all the stress
That’s what these tweets are all about!
1. Please cooperate with me.
my body: *gives me signals to sleep the whole entire day*
me: *goes to bed*
my body: https://t.co/56RpHRcGC5
— ✶ (@existings) November 6, 2019
2. I’m way down with this.
proud to announce that i will be participating in No Noise November this month. please do not speak to me. i will not be listening
— trish (@ULTRAGLOSS) November 1, 2019
3. Brutal. BRUTAL!
when ur playing "cards against humanity" and u think ur card is hilarious and then the person reads it out loud and not a single person laughs, yeah that shit hurts
— ig: itsnotdarwin (@itsnotdarwin) November 7, 2019
4. I’ll get it this time.
[5am]
Cat: *retching in the hallway*
Me: *tired moan*
My dog: *kisses my forehead* I’ll go.
—
steph
5. Yin and yang.
my resting face vs my personality https://t.co/pBoZbrLJQv
— ?? ????? (@ItsLittleJJ) November 5, 2019
6. What are you doing here at this hour?
when you and another student see each other on the same google doc at 2 am pic.twitter.com/lJFPw3pfDt
— sedimentary delight (@wintermintleaf) October 21, 2019
7. Not helping all that much.
my white blood cells fighting off a cold pic.twitter.com/Wvm2Z6bnU0
— Shafeeq (@Y2SHAF) November 5, 2019
8. We need to get to the airport ten hours early.
flight: scheduled to depart at 3 pm
my parents at 4 am: pic.twitter.com/UGJa0AEcun
— omar (@omarIoya) October 17, 2019
9. Just call it Donald’s.
Me: Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your McOrder?
McDonalds Boss: Again *rubs temples* you don't need to put Mc in front of words
Me: Oh ok *turns back to customer* welcome to Donalds
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) October 18, 2019
10. Too late now.
The four stages of a day off:
1. I will do so much stuff
2. Later I'll do lots of stuff
3. Eventually, I'll do some stuff
4. Oh no.— Little Miss Badass (@littlemzbadass) October 19, 2019
11. That’s your sign to get it over with, please.
After i say “ that’s crazy “ twice, please wrap up ur story
— Zak (@mtroskiII) October 14, 2019
12. Can’t wait for No-cember.
It’s NO-vember. Don’t ask me for shit
— man wit a plan (@CaliShottie) November 1, 2019
13. It’s true!
what they say it is: a 9-5
what it actually is: waking up at 6am, leaving the house by 7:30, staying late to finish up work and leaving the building at 6pm, getting home at 7:30 due to rush hour, sitting on the couch for 30 mins questioning everything. a 6am- 8pm.
— fairy god mom (@lyxopk) November 1, 2019
14. A feat of strength.
when you try pulling the hotel blanket from where it’s tucked pic.twitter.com/bSIk8azVJ6
— ♡ (@kaylasheagg) November 4, 2019
15. Nothing “super” about me.
waiter: would you like a soup or salad?
clark kent: [laughs nervously] a super salad? i'll just have a regular salad please
waiter: alri-
clark kent: [loudly] a regular salad for a regular man
— moose
(@tiemoose) September 1, 2019
De-stressed and loving it…for now…
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